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Title: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: dutch508 on October 05, 2014, 09:09:45 AM
Tim 'the toolman' makes fun of barry the wonder president...

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rsmith6621 (6,892 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025619188

Tim Allen...Last Man Standing. OFFENSIVE

There was nothing on the 260+ cable channels tonight and I left the switcher alone and let the TV be background noise while I sat on my laptop filling out job applications online.

It was about 10 minutes in to the season premier of Last Man Standing with Tim Allen that I finally came out of my focused attention with what I was doing when Allen called President Obama a DICTATOR.

Within a few minutes there were several other hit comments from Allen, I quickly turned the channel to Airplane Repo.

Time to write a complaint to the Chair of the FCC and ABC. This is an abuse of the public airways.

 O-) Oh, for ****'s face. Calm down Francis...

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Laura PourMeADrink (16,590 posts)
11. so you are pretty much saying ignore it.
 

That's right, princess.

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hughee99 (12,224 posts)
6. If I'm not mistaken, it's a sit-com and Allen is playing someone who is supposed to be a RW nut job. I'm not sure how much you can read into an actors personal beliefs based on them reading someone else's scripted words.


Oh... you mean the stuff on TV isn't real?

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Live and Learn (3,215 posts)
17. Nope, Tim is portraying himself in the series.

TV Guide reports that Allen, a rare Republican in Hollywood who helped GOP presidential candidate John McCain raise funds in the 2008 election, off the air leans “slightly right of center.” On the air, Allen plays “Mike Baxter,” a feisty conservative character that Allen has likened to a modern-day Archie Bunker.

Though the “communist” line got axed from the Nov. 2 episode of the show, Allen’s character was permitted to speak this zinger: “Democrats love spending other people’s money. Free health care for everybody … Whoopee! Now lazy people can go around licking doorknobs.”

Allen claims another line, in which he compared Bill and Hillary Clinton to a disease – “They’re like shingles; just when you think they are gone, they pop back up” – also got censored by ABC.


Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2012/11/abc-censors-conservative-comedian-again/#ze2rACRx6gd4YeJ4.99

I can't stand the show because of him.


So it is real?

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merrily (9,547 posts)
32. Allen is a winger IRL.

 :cheersmate:

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merrily (9,547 posts)
40. I posted the same thing as to the FCC elsewhere on this thread

in response to the OP. However, that is a different issue from the issues that you raised in your reply 6, which is what I replied to you about.

Tim Allen may or may not participate in the writing of that show. Before he ever had any TV show, he did stand up and presumably wrote his own material. So, I would guess he does participate. Regardless, though, I am dead certain he has a veto. If Obama is called a dictator on his show--and I won't watch this show of his--be sure he had, at the very least, a veto on that and chose not to exercise it. So, no, I don't think it's unfair to blame him for that.


 :o  Can any of you follow what the DUmpmonkie said here?

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yeoman6987 (3,438 posts)
5. Not every show is liberal
But we do have The Good Wife, Madam Secretary, The Newsroom, Modern Family and many others.
They have Blue Bloods and Last Man Standing which are on Friday night the least viewed night of the week except Saturday. You have a ton of options to watch.
Thankfully our political views are way more represented then theirs.


hold on... it's coming...

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merrily (9,547 posts)
34. Remind me of the so-called liberal shows that called Bush names like Dictator.

It's not a matter of representing views. When Bush was in office, all I heard from the right was "respect for the office." But, they portray Obama as Hitler or a monkey and call him a Dictator in a freaking comedy show, no less?
 

 O-)

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yeoman6987 (3,438 posts)
36. You missed "what's my Bush"? An entire sitcom about President Bush. Nobody is innocent when politics are involved.



just a sec... moving the goal posts...

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merrily (9,547 posts)
41. Which major network was it on? How many years was it on? Which names, comparable to Dictator, was Bush called on that show?


They never fail to amuse.

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Yavin4 (19,991 posts)
39. If Tim Allen were African American, he'd still be in jail

On October 2, 1978, Allen was arrested in the Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International Airport for possession of over 650 grams (1.43 lb) of cocaine. He subsequently pleaded guilty to drug trafficking charges, and provided the names of other dealers in exchange for a sentence of three to seven years rather than a possible life imprisonment. He was paroled on June 12, 1981, after serving 2 years and 4 months in Federal Correctional Institution, Sandstone in Sandstone, Minnesota. Allen had the Federal Bureau of Prisons Register # 04276-040.

Of course the laws have changed since 1978. Drug laws now are much more strict than they were 36 years ago.

 
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 05, 2014, 09:28:53 AM
MOMMA, MOMMA !!!!! Tim said something I don't like.....make him stop.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: miskie on October 05, 2014, 10:00:35 AM
Psst. DUnces...

Its a TV show, and characters on TV have scripted personalities, some of which are political. I bet you had nothing to say when "President Bartlett" was on the air, nor did you complain about "President Mackenzie Allen" (who was actually a moderate Republican turned independent, but Geena Davis' character reminded you all of Hillary, so it was acceptable) .

There are other shows that have also tweaked the current administration. New Girl does all the time, and there is the occasional tweak from The Mindy Project (Mindy's list of dating red flags include skinny jeans, drugs, and being 'into "Occupy" stuff' )

And of course, shows like "House" & "Big Bang Theory" have had their pro Democrat tweaks in there too. The recent Reboot of Cosmos was pretty much all global warming, all of the time.

some images to remind you of 'Past offences'

(http://coolspotters.com/files/photos/195982/kaley-cuoco-and-big-bang-theory-gallery.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wCWMSON5V3M/UKKx_8idpVI/AAAAAAAACHE/iJsD-jDuZRE/s1600/SimpsonRove750.jpg)

(http://0.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/2/4/3/simpsons-subliminal-messago.jpg)

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100103132006/familyguy/images/d/d4/2004_Toyota_Prius_B.jpg)

I suppose the FCC needs to cancel these shows too, right ?
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: diesel driver on October 05, 2014, 10:44:02 AM
Psst. DUnces...

Its a TV show, and characters on TV have scripted personalities, some of which are political. I bet you had nothing to say when "President Bartlett" was on the air, nor did you complain about "President Mackenzie Allen" (who was actually a moderate Republican turned independent, but Geena Davis' character reminded you all of Hillary, so it was acceptable) .

There are other shows that have also tweaked the current administration. New Girl does all the time, and there is the occasional tweak from The Mindy Project (Mindiy's list of dating red flags include skinny jeans, drugs, and being 'into "Occupy" stuff' )

And of course, shows like "House" & "Big Bang Theory" have had their pro Democrat tweaks in there too. The recent Reboot of Cosmos was pretty much all global warming, all of the time.

some images to remind you of 'Past offences'

(http://coolspotters.com/files/photos/195982/kaley-cuoco-and-big-bang-theory-gallery.jpg)

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wCWMSON5V3M/UKKx_8idpVI/AAAAAAAACHE/iJsD-jDuZRE/s1600/SimpsonRove750.jpg)

(http://0.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/2/4/3/simpsons-subliminal-messago.jpg)

(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100103132006/familyguy/images/d/d4/2004_Toyota_Prius_B.jpg)

I suppose the FCC needs to cancel these shows too, right ?

No, those shows are alright, it's those "other shows" that are offensive.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Delmar on October 05, 2014, 11:03:38 AM
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Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)Sat Oct 4, 2014, 12:31 AM
Star Member yeoman6987 (3,442 posts)
5. Not every show is liberal

But we do have The Good Wife, Madam Secretary, The Newsroom, Modern Family and many others.

They have Blue Bloods and Last Man Standing which are on Friday night the least viewed night of the week except Saturday. You have a ton of options to watch.


Thankfully our political views are way more represented then theirs.
I don't know about those other shows, but I have seen the show Blue Bloods and it is not a conservative show.  Tom Selleck is a nice guy but the show is leftist garbage.  In the one episode that I saw, a muzzie was suspected of murdering a Christian woman.  It turned out that the muzzie was innocent, it was the woman's Catholic father that murdered her--because he couldn't tolerate his Christian daughter running around with a muzzie.  The unjustly accused muzzie storyline is a leftist Hollywood cliché.

The yeoman primitive was right to acknowledge that their political views are way more represented then ours.

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Response to rsmith6621 (Original post)Sat Oct 4, 2014, 11:40 AM
Lurks Often (2,989 posts)
21. So the 1st Amendment only applies to things YOU support?

Is that really what you meant?
Precisely.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Duke Nukum on October 05, 2014, 11:16:28 AM
DUmmie logic:

Let's prove 0bama isn't a dictator by shutting down Tim Allen's ability to speak!
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Dori on October 05, 2014, 12:29:47 PM
DUmmie logic:

Let's prove 0bama isn't a dictator by shutting down Tim Allen's ability to speak!

^That

Lets hope that they didn't watch SNL last night.   :-)

Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: thundley4 on October 05, 2014, 01:53:24 PM
TV is unfair to leftists as long as there is any opposing views being aired.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 05, 2014, 02:45:13 PM
More heads exploding. God, I don't want to clean up the mess without industrial strength bleach and disinfectants.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Delmar on October 05, 2014, 03:02:35 PM
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Response to hughee99 (Reply #6)Sat Oct 4, 2014, 07:04 AM
Live and Learn (3,215 posts)
17. Nope, Tim is portraying himself in the series.

TV Guide reports that Allen, a rare Republican in Hollywood who helped GOP presidential candidate John McCain raise funds in the 2008 election, off the air leans “slightly right of center.” On the air, Allen plays “Mike Baxter,” a feisty conservative character that Allen has likened to a modern-day Archie Bunker.

Though the “communist” line got axed from the Nov. 2 episode of the show, Allen’s character was permitted to speak this zinger: “Democrats love spending other people’s money. Free health care for everybody … Whoopee! Now lazy people can go around licking doorknobs.”

Allen claims another line, in which he compared Bill and Hillary Clinton to a disease – “They’re like shingles; just when you think they are gone, they pop back up” – also got censored by ABC.


Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2012/11/abc-censors-conservative-comedian-again/#ze2rACRx6gd4YeJ4.99

I can't stand the show because of him.
That's a good one!  I wonder if it was inspired by gay leftist darling Dan Savage?
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Back in 2000, the White House’s favorite bully, Dan Savage, was hired by Salon.com to infiltrate the Gary Bauer presidential campaign. He became so frustrated with Bauer’s religiosity that, after contracting the flu, he decided to go around the office licking doorknobs in order to infect the other staffers, including Bauer.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/04/29/Savage-Bully-Gary-Bauer
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 05, 2014, 03:11:27 PM
^That

Lets hope that they didn't watch SNL last night.   :-)

Au contraire, I hope they did and that their heads exploded.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: BattleHymn on October 05, 2014, 06:40:34 PM
This thread is missing one thing:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg[/youtube]

Ok, now that's better.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 05, 2014, 07:43:05 PM
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There was nothing on the 260+ cable channels tonight and I left the switcher alone and let the TV be background noise while I sat on my laptop filling out job applications online.

Sorry.  I lost track of the thread.  I was laughing too hard at this and that was it....
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 05, 2014, 07:47:15 PM
^That

Lets hope that they didn't watch SNL last night.   :-)

I haven't watched that drivel in over 10 years.  Don't tell me they actually, sorta kinda, just a little bit, in a stretch of the imagination, if you listen real close made a tiny, electron microscope-sized joke about the Lightbringer?

Gaia forbid.....
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: thundley4 on October 05, 2014, 08:28:59 PM
Sorry.  I lost track of the thread.  I was laughing too hard at this and that was it....

He didn't say he was actually applying for the jobs, just filling out applications.  He probably uses names like we do when we sign online DUmmie petitions with fake names.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: wasp69 on October 05, 2014, 09:35:10 PM
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rsmith6621 (6,892 posts)

There was nothing on the 260+ cable channels tonight and I left the switcher alone and let the TV be background noise while I sat on my laptop filling out job applications online.

It was about 10 minutes in to the season premier of Last Man Standing with Tim Allen that I finally came out of my focused attention with what I was doing when Allen called President Obama a DICTATOR.

Time to write a complaint to the Chair of the FCC and ABC. This is an abuse of the public airways.

Oh, shut up you fat, worthless, unemployable thumb-sucker.  It's TV, turn the damn channel without the frikkin' drama.

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 06, 2014, 10:16:32 AM
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rsmith6621 (6,892 posts)

There was nothing on the 260+ cable channels tonight and I left the switcher alone and let the TV be background noise while I sat on my laptop filling out job applications online.

It was about 10 minutes in to the season premier of Last Man Standing with Tim Allen that I finally came out of my focused attention with what I was doing when Allen called President Obama a DICTATOR.

Time to write a complaint to the Chair of the FCC and ABC. This is an abuse of the public airways.
Oh how I pity the recipients of those mangled word salads.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 06, 2014, 08:36:19 PM
The entire purpose of poor stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers's post is to brag to the DUmp that he's got cable TV with a shitload of channels.

(I'd pay good money to see what that DUnce writes on a job application.)
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Big Dog on October 06, 2014, 08:37:07 PM
He didn't say he was actually applying for the jobs, just filling out applications.  He probably uses names like we do when we sign online DUmmie petitions with fake names.

But with much less humor or finesse.

The best fake name a DUmmy can come up with is Chimpy McBushHitler.

It's sad, really.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2014, 08:57:01 PM
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“Democrats love spending other people’s money. Free health care for everybody … Whoopee! Now lazy people can go around licking doorknobs.”
Heh.  Good one.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: DLR Pyro on October 06, 2014, 09:13:11 PM
my wife tells me I remind her of Tim Allen's Mike Baxter character everytime I go off on a rant about obama, democrats or the government.

Happened just yesterday when we were going into the grocery store and I mentioned how governor moonbeam signed a plastic bag ban for the entire state of California.  She asked why he did that and I replied that because a small number of people are irresponsible and litter with plastic bags, the government has to punish all of us.  I then said "****ing democrats" to which she replied I was just like the Tim Allen character on Last Man Standing.  I took it as a compliment.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2014, 09:25:15 PM
I'm curious.  What show is this and when is it on?

I miss Archie Bunker.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Delmar on October 06, 2014, 09:39:29 PM
I'm curious.  What show is this and when is it on?

I miss Archie Bunker.

Last Man Standing on ABC.  Fridays 8/7c.
http://abc.go.com/shows/last-man-standing
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2014, 09:51:58 PM
Sounds good.  I'll have to check it out.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: Chris_ on October 06, 2014, 10:47:36 PM
This show has been on for three years and these dumbasses are just now being offended by it?  How am I supposed to keep up?
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: DefiantSix on October 06, 2014, 10:47:48 PM
More heads exploding. God, I don't want to clean up the mess without industrial strength bleach and disinfectants.

Don't forget your MOPP-4 gear.
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: diesel driver on October 07, 2014, 04:15:27 AM
This show has been on for three years and these dumbasses are just now being offended by it?  How am I supposed to keep up?

Well, it did take them 2 terms to figure out Barry is a political and mental lightweight.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 07, 2014, 05:18:53 AM
The entire purpose of poor stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers's post is to brag to the DUmp that he's got cable TV with a shitload of channels.

(I'd pay good money to see what that DUnce writes on a job application.)

Not sure you could read all of the crayon scribbles on a flat screen monitor . . .
Title: Re: Tim Allen is a traitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Dumpmonkiez feel hate for comedian.
Post by: obumazombie on October 07, 2014, 05:54:36 AM
This show has been on for three years and these dumbasses are just now being offended by it?  How am I supposed to keep up?

No statute of limitations.
Statue of limitations for libs.