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Title: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: dutch508 on October 04, 2014, 01:18:52 PM
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Dreamer Tatum (8,960 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025620144

MY Dallas Ebola Theory
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See what you think:

1. A dude got Ebola from someone when he was in Africa.

2. He came to the US infected, perhaps in denial, perhaps carelessly.

3. He became sicker and went to the hospital.

4. Owing to the 0.0 cases of Ebola in this country, along with hospital personnel evidently believing everything this guy said, he was sent home.

5. Guy got much sicker and went back. More information, along with the fact of his illness, became apparent and either correct protocols were followed or were hastily developed.

6. News got out.

7. Texas-hating DUers experienced Ebola-like symptoms of their own as their bodies processed the incomprehensible joy of yet another Texas-flavored chew toy to suck on.

8. Serious people work to create proper institutions to handle an actual outbreak in this country, while unserious people devise new and increasingly rococo methods to inject politics into a public health issue.

I believe in my theory.


 :rotf:

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JayhawkSD (1,447 posts)
1. You need to be better informed. He did not "come back to the US." He lives in Liberia and came to the US to visit relatives who live here. If you are going to formulate theories about things and write about them, you need to inform yourself about them first.


Yet... he lives with his wife/girlfriend/other and kid in the US? hm...

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Cali_Democrat (22,117 posts)
7. Funny how you get offended when people criticize Texans, yet here's what you said about Californians

Face it, folks, the guy is pretty much what most people in SoCal are: narcissistic, celebrity-obsessed, vain, self-righteous, delusional, Facebook-centric, and hanging out at Big Bear. The only difference is that instead of kicking the tires at Fletcher Jones for fun, Dorner KILLS people. He has nothing to say, or he'd be saying it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022355976

Thou doth protest too much


How do you define 'strawman'?

I would add a few more points.

Obama ****s the immigration policy and enforcement completely up.

Obama lies about every step including saying Ebola could never happen here.

Obama goes and plays golf.

Something about underpants Gnomes.

 :tongue:
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: thundley4 on October 04, 2014, 02:35:36 PM
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4. Owing to the 0.0 cases of Ebola in this country, along with hospital personnel evidently believing everything this guy said, he was sent home.

There was a breakdown in the electronic communications required under ObamaCare and the nurses triage report that included information about Liberia, never reached the doctor.
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: Dori on October 04, 2014, 03:20:13 PM
Here is my theory on the Dallas guy.

He had applied for and received a visa to visit family in the U.S.

He had helped a pregnant neighbor who became ill.  When he found out she died of ebola, he got scared, knowing that the only place he might get cured if he came down with it, is in the U.S.   He lied to the people in Liberia at the airport about being exposed to ebola.  I wonder how honest he even was with his family about being exposed to the ebola. 







Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 04, 2014, 03:42:55 PM
He had helped a pregnant neighbor who became ill.  When he found out she died of ebola, he got scared, knowing that the only place he might get cured if he came down with it, is in the U.S.   He lied to the people in Liberia at the airport about being exposed to ebola.

That is exactly what happened.
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: Bad Dog on October 04, 2014, 03:45:24 PM
Tatum forgot number 8.  BBBBuSSSSSSSSh
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: JakeStyle on October 04, 2014, 05:16:08 PM
Dreamer Tatum is one of those DUmmies that exhibits common sense now and again. You start to think that he may be a somewhat normal person, but then he gets on board the crazy train once again.  Zappaman and Sid Dithers are another example.
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 04, 2014, 07:56:42 PM
Dreamer Tatum is one of those DUmmies that exhibits common sense now and again. You start to think that he may be a somewhat normal person, but then he gets on board the crazy train once again.  Zappaman and Sid Dithers are another example.

At least those three call out the stupid, well, the really stupid, when they read it.  I think Tatum Primitive is yanking some chains on purpose.
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: delilahmused on October 04, 2014, 10:53:41 PM
No theory by any DUmmie can ever be proved without appropriate amounts of cinder blocks, chicken wire and newspaper.

Cindie
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 05, 2014, 06:49:07 AM
Word is this morning that Patient Zero has had his condition downgraded at Texas Presbyterian from 'serious' to 'critical.'  It won't be long now.

Also, FNC said this morning that a Liberian man who was on a flight from Brussels to NYC vomited during the flight, prompting the flight crew to think that they had a communicable Ebola case aboard.  Supposedly, that possibility has been discounted.

Be ready . . .
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: miskie on October 05, 2014, 10:32:32 AM
Word is this morning that Patient Zero has had his condition downgraded at Texas Presbyterian from 'serious' to 'critical.'  It won't be long now.

Also, FNC said this morning that a Liberian man who was on a flight from Brussels to NYC vomited during the flight, prompting the flight crew to think that they had a communicable Ebola case aboard.  Supposedly, that possibility has been discounted.

Be ready . . .

The only way to deal with it 'here' is to not let the infected enter the country, via legal or illegal means.


-But that will never happen, because doing so is somehow racist.
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: thundley4 on October 05, 2014, 01:45:27 PM
The only way to deal with it 'here' is to not let the infected enter the country, via legal or illegal means.

  • No visitors from west African nations.
  • Seal the borders, both of them.
  • Intensified scrutiny of all inbound passengers.

-But that will never happen, because doing so is somehow racist.

England has banned travel from the affected countries. In fact most African nations have banned travel to and from the 3 affected countries.
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: Delmar on October 05, 2014, 03:12:54 PM
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Response to Dreamer Tatum (Original post)Sat Oct 4, 2014, 05:51 PM
Cleita (70,665 posts)
44. I think it's almost karma that the same people who were down

at the border screaming at little brown children and accusing them of bringing in Ebola would be he first state to actually get Ebola but not from the source they were accusing. It's almost like what goes around come around.

No, you idiot.  They were exactly right about people who don't belong here coming here and putting all of us in danger.
Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: GOBUCKS on October 05, 2014, 06:16:04 PM
The only way to deal with it 'here' is to not let the infected enter the country, via legal or illegal means.

-But that will never happen, because doing so is somehow racist.

There is a strong connection between Ebola and Ebonics.

Title: Re: MY Dallas Ebola Theory- DUmp monkie Tatum
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 06, 2014, 03:56:13 PM
Dreamer Tatum is one of those DUmmies that exhibits common sense now and again. You start to think that he may be a somewhat normal person, but then he gets on board the crazy train once again.  Zappaman and Sid Dithers are another example.


     DT is a complete and utter tool. Just when you think he/she is making even the slightest bit of sense, they turn into a raving turd again. Likewise Dithers.