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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on September 28, 2014, 11:13:42 AM
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Sun Sep 28, 2014, 12:54 AM fizzgig (21,195 posts)
my husband brought home 120 rolls of toilet paper yesterday
good stuff, too. and he spent exactly zero dollars.
i'm not going to have to buy toilet paper for a year.
Sun Sep 28, 2014, 12:59 AM Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (111,352 posts)
1. Zero dollars, my dear fizzgig???
Must have been one hell of a coupon!
This might border on TMI........
Sun Sep 28, 2014, 01:07 AM fizzgig (21,195 posts)
2. he got it off a job
he works for a company that hauls junk and they're allowed to pick over the haul. this just happened to be what he got yesterday.
i'm still waiting for my bread maker, dammit.
Sun Sep 28, 2014, 01:13 AM Star Member pinboy3niner (38,096 posts)
4. Whew! What a relief to hear he didn't rip off 120 fast food restaurants!
We know he loves you, but that might be going a tad over the top.
Sun Sep 28, 2014, 01:15 AM fizzgig (21,195 posts)
5. he nabbed a plate from a coffee shop for me once
it's a cute plate with strawberries on it. i offhandedly mentioned i would like it, so he stuck it in the back of his pants and walked out with it. he may or may not have consumed a fair amount of jack daniels earlier in the evening.
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"Picked out of junk".
We used to say it fell off the back of a truck.
I'll bet they have a nice widescreen, Xbox, several new iPhones, guns and jewelry.
The guy's a thief.
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I hope that whoever it was that had 120 rolls of TP stolen finds out that fizzgig has been bragging about it on democrat underground. Fizzgig could be identified by the grotesque photos that she posts and that means that her good-for-nothing thieving husband could be identified too. A wallduding over stolen ass wipe--that would be awesome.
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Fizz probably believes him.
She's not as stupid as Pam Dawson, but she's pretty damn dumb.
And I like her choice of words:
he nabbed a plate from a coffee shop
That's the same word the drunken Will Pitt used the last time he was caught in an obvious plagiarism.
He said all journalists "nab" their material from better writers.
For some reason, thieves don't want to use the word "stole".
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Sun Sep 28, 2014, 11:21 AM fizzgig (21,211 posts)
22. he gets me some pretty neat stuff
but this is the most useful haul he's gotten.
Sun Sep 28, 2014, 12:10 PM fizzgig (21,211 posts)
39. oh, i definitely get a mini lecture
i buy the six packs of paper towels and that lasts us a decent amount of time. not a bit deal if we run out because we have the world's supply of napkins in the junk drawer.
Sun Sep 28, 2014, 12:14 PM Star Member Solly Mack (54,084 posts)
40. lolol!
"...world's supply of napkins in the junk drawer."
From all over?
I keep mine in a draw-string cloth bag I made and hang it on the key rack.
Cause you just never know.
And I hate to waste.
Sun Sep 28, 2014, 12:26 PM fizzgig (21,211 posts)
41. definitely from all over the food spectrum
the drawer is also stuffed with ketchup, hot sauce and soy sauce packets.
i hate throwing that stuff out and it'll keep forever.
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Fuking 1%r
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Sun Sep 28, 2014, 01:15 AM fizzgig (21,195 posts)
5. he nabbed a plate from a coffee shop for me once
it's a cute plate with strawberries on it. i offhandedly mentioned i would like it, so he stuck it in the back of his pants and walked out with it. he may or may not have consumed a fair amount of jack daniels earlier in the evening.
Nothing say's "I love you babe" like stuffing a plate inside one's pants.
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KILROY WAS HERE.....missing toilet paper means "THIEVING DUMMIE WAS HERE".
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Hmmm....wonders how many hotel towels they packed after their recent stay.
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fizzgig (20,952 posts) Fri Aug 29, 2014, 08:46 PM
anniversary extravaganza plans are shaping up nicely
our five-year wedding anniversary is at the end of next month. i wanted to do something awesome for it and it looks like i'll get my wish. i know you guys are waiting with baited breath to know what we're doing
Sun Sep 28, 2014, 12:54 AM fizzgig (21,195 posts)
my husband brought home 120 rolls of toilet paper yesterday
Now we know.