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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: franksolich on September 26, 2014, 08:48:19 AM

Title: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: franksolich on September 26, 2014, 08:48:19 AM
http://www.newser.com/story/196438/kim-jong-un-has-disappeared.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=united&utm_campaign=rss_topnews

Oh my.

But I was hoping it was something other than this.

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Kim Jong Un Has Disappeared
And sources say it's because he's suffering from gout

Kim Jong Un hasn't been seen in public since Sept. 3, even missing the year's second session of its rubber-stamp parliament yesterday, and North Korea today explained why, albeit vaguely. The 31-year-old is "suffering discomfort," according to state media, in what Reuters terms the "first official [acknowledgment] of ill health." It didn't get more specific than that, though it did attest to the fact that he has continued to light the way for his country "like the flicker of a flame."...
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 26, 2014, 09:01:30 AM
AIDS? Drunk? Dead?.....and they haven't figured out which general is the new leader yet.
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: Eupher on September 26, 2014, 09:07:10 AM
I'm betting crabs. And he can't stop scratching what passes for his gonads. Kinda embarrassing when you're "the flicker of the flame".  :whatever:
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: Chris_ on September 26, 2014, 09:23:31 AM
Cheese :-)

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North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un may be seriously ill from eating too much Emmental cheese: report

North Korea's demented despot dictator is reportedly ballooning in weight after getting hooked on Emmental, a cheese produced in Switzerland.

The 31-year-old is said to be importing huge quantities of the savory Swiss treat — which he first discovered while studying in the European country as a child.

Rumors surrounding his dairy dependence surfaced after he appeared on TV with a swollen face.

He also had a limp during the Pyongyang ceremony marking the 20th anniversary of the death of the nation’s founder Kim Il-sung.
NY Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-ill-eating-emmental-cheese-report-article-1.1945468)
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: Eupher on September 26, 2014, 09:31:09 AM
He's got foot-in-mouth disease caused by ingesting massive amounts of toejam. The limping is the result of all that cheese being converted to sugar.

Either that or he can't find his pecker any more and he's suffering from depression.
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: vesta111 on September 26, 2014, 01:10:03 PM
He's got foot-in-mouth disease caused by ingesting massive amounts of toejam. The limping is the result of all that cheese being converted to sugar.

Either that or he can't find his pecker any more and he's suffering from depression.

NAH, Kim is being poisoned by every NK Doctor he has.   They go the slow route and figure on a 5 year time line to take him out.

Why his doctors ??  Hard to find anyone in NK whose family or friends Kim or his father has not sent to the camps or the fireing squard.    These Asians will sit back and wait for 80 years to get even with anyone that harmed their family in the past.

Reason NK and Japan will never have peace,   Too much baggage from WW2.
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: DLR Pyro on September 26, 2014, 01:13:00 PM
anybody have dennis rodman's number?  I'm sure he can let us know how his bestie is doing
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 26, 2014, 07:00:49 PM
What's the matta, Kim Jong-Un?
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: cavegal on September 27, 2014, 12:40:11 PM
Wow it has to be something serious for him to miss his state media photo-op.
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: mamacags on September 29, 2014, 04:17:57 PM
I read an article days ao about hm being assassinated.  I am starting to wonder if it is true.  I was going to post it but I had never heard of the news source.
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: Gina on September 29, 2014, 04:22:21 PM
Maybe he took a wong turn somewhere  :devious:
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: Chris_ on September 29, 2014, 04:31:38 PM
Maybe he took a wong turn somewhere  :devious:
Albuquerque?
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: obumazombie on September 29, 2014, 11:15:56 PM
Doubtful that it's an attack of conscience.
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: Dori on September 30, 2014, 12:04:06 AM
According to this, he had ankle surgery

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-had-ankle-surgery-report-says/2014/09/29/8973b009-5e5e-4001-b595-f677dd316de1_story.html
Title: Re: North Korean leader has disappeared
Post by: Chris_ on September 30, 2014, 12:11:14 AM
According to this, he had ankle surgery

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-had-ankle-surgery-report-says/2014/09/29/8973b009-5e5e-4001-b595-f677dd316de1_story.html
I bet he didn't have it done in Pyongyang. :)