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Title: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 21, 2014, 06:51:47 PM
An item of faith at the DUmp is that self-checkout lanes destroy jobs for DUmmies, many of whom dream of a checkout career.
 
Our old friend and former Top DUmmy Pam Dawson comes out of nowhere to spin a bouncy tale for some DUmp cred.

As usual, she just cannot make it work.
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Sun Sep 21, 2014, 06:16 PM
demtenjeep (22,047 posts)

self-check out lanes . Bad business and takes away jobs at the same time creates more work for some

30 minute before game time and discovered I needed a couple ingredients for my home made salsa and some milk and things for breakfast.

I run to the neighborhood market (Wal Mart) because it is just a few blocks from my house and faster - well in theory it is supposed to be faster.

There was only 1 checker and she had a pretty large line. I just had a few things so I thought okay, I will try out the self check out lane. Big mistake. Rang up milk and put it on the sacking area and the stupid machine started wigging out because it wasn't in a sack. It wouldn't let me continue my purchase until an employee came to make sure I wasn't trying to sneak a gallon of milk. Next up a couple of limes. The produce link did not work right so again the employee had to come over and punch in a key to start it up again. Scanned some more things and then my next item a jar of jelly did not go into the sack, the sacks were sticking together and it fell between the sacks but it was still on the bagging weight area. Machine locked up again until the lady came back over. After that she just finished ringing my last two produce items. It was a waste of my time and a waste of her time. She might as well have run the register, it would have been faster for both of us. I thanked her profusely for her time and help.

I very much dislike the self check out lanes.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025567430
Wait a minute, wait a minute! Pam Dawson is shopping at Wal Mart?

A devout DUmmy at Wal Mart?


Pam realizes her error, and tries to walk it back. She's done that countless times when one of her bouncies begins to fall flat.
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Sun Sep 21, 2014, 06:26 PM
demtenjeep (22,047 posts)
2. I almost always use Dillons. Much nicer people and I get fuel points.

This might be the first time I have been in a walmart in 3-4 months

I won't be back any time soon


Another DUmmy challenges Pam's ludicrous suggestion that self checkout doesn't work well:
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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)
Sun Sep 21, 2014, 06:26 PM
Louisiana1976 (3,519 posts)
3. I was interested to read that you had so much trouble with the self-check-out at Walmart. I use

the self-check-out both at Walmart and at Kroger and rarely have had any problems. Usually it's just convenient.
DUmmy Louisiananumbers may not realize how stupid Pam is. She has trouble making a garden hose work.


But anyway, Pam tries walking it back a little further.
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Sun Sep 21, 2014, 06:29 PM
demtenjeep (22,047 posts)
4. Part of it was me...I guess I should have put the milk in a bag

and not just sit in in the bagging area. We never use a bag for milk

Part of it was computer error

in any case I was not impressed. I would rather have a human being to work with.

I like the pleasantries, the human aspect 
None of it was computer error.
None of it even happened.


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Sun Sep 21, 2014, 06:30 PM
HipChick (11,966 posts)
6. I soley use the self-checkout

I hate making small talk...never had a problem

Still no info from Pam on the status of her terminal gut rot.
Title: Pam Dawson fails at self-checkout
Post by: JakeStyle on September 21, 2014, 06:52:21 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025567430

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Sun Sep 21, 2014, 03:16 PM

demtenjeep (22,050 posts)

self-check out lanes . Bad business and takes away jobs at the same time creates more work for some
30 minute before game time and discovered I needed a couple ingredients for my home made salsa and some milk and things for breakfast.

I run to the neighborhood market (Wal Mart) because it is just a few blocks from my house and faster - well in theory it is supposed to be faster.

There was only 1 checker and she had a pretty large line. I just had a few things so I thought okay, I will try out the self check out lane. Big mistake. Rang up milk and put it on the sacking area and the stupid machine started wigging out because it wasn't in a sack. It wouldn't let me continue my purchase until an employee came to make sure I wasn't trying to sneak a gallon of milk. Next up a couple of limes. The produce link did not work right so again the employee had to come over and punch in a key to start it up again. Scanned some more things and then my next item a jar of jelly did not go into the sack, the sacks were sticking together and it fell between the sacks but it was still on the bagging weight area. Machine locked up again until the lady came back over. After that she just finished ringing my last two produce items. It was a waste of my time and a waste of her time. She might as well have run the register, it would have been faster for both of us. I thanked her profusely for her time and help.

I very much dislike the self check out lanes.
:whatever:
These things are designed so that any idiot can operate one by following simple onscreen instructions.  I guess they didn't consider unsupervised morons like Pam giving it a shot. 
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: miskie on September 21, 2014, 07:33:59 PM
Self checkout is the way to go. I can get through a self checkout kiosk in maybe half the time it would take going through a line manned by a register jockey.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on September 21, 2014, 08:08:01 PM
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Sun Sep 21, 2014, 06:26 PM
demtenjeep (22,047 posts)
2. I almost always use Dillons. Much nicer people and I get fuel points.

Dillon's has self check, too. I use it all the time.

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This might be the first time I have been in a walmart in 3-4 months

I won't be back any time soon

DUmmies lie, all the time. Pam will continue to enrich the Walton family by buying Koch Industries products, and going through the self-check when she does it.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 21, 2014, 08:27:22 PM
Pam might have a future career being the "butterfingers" character in late night infomercials. 
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 21, 2014, 08:29:48 PM
I don't want some DUmmy at the check out.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: JakeStyle on September 21, 2014, 08:48:39 PM
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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Sun Sep 21, 2014, 05:19 PM

Star Member MineralMan (67,118 posts)
38. I use them by preference.

Faster for me. I even have all the produce shortcut codes memorized. I can check out in half the time and there's never a line. I took the time to learn how it worked by reading the display. Now, I often push Spanish before starting, so I can watch the other shoppers glare at me when the thing speaks to me in Spanish.

What a douche.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 21, 2014, 09:04:07 PM
I gave up on this bouncy when she said there was only one person working as a checker.  Yeah right. :whatever:
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 21, 2014, 09:12:38 PM
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This might be the first time I have been in a walmart in 3-4 months

I won't be back any time soon

There's a WalMart SuperCenter almost within walking distance of Pam's little starter home up there in northeast Wichita.

Pam is there several times a week.

As we've learned earlier, Pam is the victim of an unfortunate genetic accident, kind of a chromosomal train wreck, so we shouldn't laugh.

But come on, she's such an inept pathological liar she's hilarious.

And there's never been a Top DUmmy that had all the little beasties present and properly aligned in his cell nuclei.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: Delmar on September 21, 2014, 09:45:10 PM
The only hitch that I've ever encountered with the self checkout machines is when I buy booze and all it takes to clear it up is having someone come over and check my ID.  I should add here that I have an ID--you guessed it…I'm white.

The machine doesn't care if you put your stuff in a bag or not--only that you set it down in the bagging area.  And even if it's something light like a greeting card that the machine doesn't register when you set it down in the bagging area, the machine notices and asks if you'd prefer not to bag the item…tap the screen in accord and carry on.  Unless you're a DUmmy. 
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 21, 2014, 10:22:41 PM
The only hitch that I've ever encountered with the self checkout machines is when I buy booze and all it takes to clear it up is having someone come over and check my ID.  I should add here that I have an ID--you guessed it…I'm white.

That's interesting.

As we all know, the purpose of ID requirements is to suppress democrat voting.

It's puzzline that they don't seem to suppress 0bamaite alcohol consumption.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 21, 2014, 10:30:43 PM
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Sun Sep 21, 2014, 06:16 PM
demtenjeep (22,047 posts)

self-check out lanes . Bad business and takes away jobs at the same time creates more work for some

30 minute before game time and discovered I needed a couple ingredients for my home made salsa and some milk and things for breakfast.

I run to the neighborhood market (Wal Mart) because it is just a few blocks from my house and faster - well in theory it is supposed to be faster.

There was only 1 checker and she had a pretty large line. I just had a few things so I thought okay, I will try out the self check out lane. Big mistake. Rang up milk and put it on the sacking area and the stupid machine started wigging out because it wasn't in a sack. It wouldn't let me continue my purchase until an employee came to make sure I wasn't trying to sneak a gallon of milk. Next up a couple of limes. The produce link did not work right so again the employee had to come over and punch in a key to start it up again. Scanned some more things and then my next item a jar of jelly did not go into the sack, the sacks were sticking together and it fell between the sacks but it was still on the bagging weight area. Machine locked up again until the lady came back over. After that she just finished ringing my last two produce items. It was a waste of my time and a waste of her time. She might as well have run the register, it would have been faster for both of us. I thanked her profusely for her time and help.

I very much dislike the self check out lanes.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025567430

I don't know.  Our SuperWally put in self-checkouts awhile back and the only time I used it (them) it sucked and not all that different from this tale of woe.....

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Wait a minute, wait a minute! Pam Dawson is shopping at Wal Mart?

A devout DUmmy at Wal Mart?

NOW, it's a bouncy!

I gave up on this bouncy when she said there was only one person working as a checker.  Yeah right. :whatever:

The one time I used it, there was only one lady supervising the self checkout corral they had.  She was running around like that proverbial headless chicken, but she seemed very competent.  Everybody checking out was having problems.  As that was 4-5months ago, I would guess they've worked some things out by now.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 21, 2014, 10:36:55 PM
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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)

Sun Sep 21, 2014, 05:19 PM

Star Member MineralMan (67,118 posts)
38. I use them by preference.

Faster for me. I even have all the produce shortcut codes memorized. I can check out in half the time and there's never a line. I took the time to learn how it worked by reading the display. Now, I often push Spanish before starting, so I can watch the other shoppers glare at me when the thing speaks to me in Spanish.

Uh-huh.....    ::)
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2014, 10:45:24 PM
Uh-huh.....    ::)
He's a regular TomInTib :rofl:
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2014, 10:54:42 PM
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Kingofalldems (14,228 posts)
Sun Sep 21, 2014, 08:46 PM
46. I bet a republican thought up the idea.

Make the customer do the work and they get the profits.

That's an Ayn Rand special right there.

Looks like worker hating conservatives just love it too.
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former9thward (11,631 posts)
Sun Sep 21, 2014, 09:09 PM
 
50. I guess you favor tiny stores

which we used to have where you point to some product and the clerk got it for you. Of course because it was so tiny there was just one of something and most somethings were not even there. After all in supermarkets you have to do the work of getting whatever you want. Oh the Humanity! Maybe you want to go back to the 1800s but fortunately most of us are just fine its 2014.
:loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on September 21, 2014, 11:00:59 PM
I gave up on this bouncy when she said there was only one person working as a checker.  Yeah right. :whatever:

I've never seen less than two lanes open at Walmart and that was about 3 in the morning once.  It was no where near the first of the month at that time.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 21, 2014, 11:10:28 PM
I've never seen less than two lanes open at Walmart and that was about 3 in the morning once.  It was no where near the first of the month at that time.

Yeah, I know what you mean.  I don't go to Walmart nearest me very often, it always is swamped.

I think someone up-thread misinterpreted what I meant.  There may be only one self-checkout line, but there are always apparently at least two "manned" stations open, at least at the one nearest to me.  A buddy of mine works the overnight shift, and routinely buys his groceries there at 2-3-4 in the morning. He has told me that there are always several regular checkout lanes open.  Just wanted to clarify.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2014, 11:14:50 PM
For some reason, the Wal-Mart over here has had self-checkout lanes installed for a couple of years but had them turned off.  They finally turned them on in the last 12 months.

Maybe that's because (generally speaking) their human cashiers suck.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: thundley4 on September 21, 2014, 11:15:19 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean.  I don't go to Walmart nearest me very often, it always is swamped.

I think someone up-thread misinterpreted what I meant.  There may be only one self-checkout line, but there are always apparently at least two "manned" stations open, at least at the one nearest to me.  A buddy of mine works the overnight shift, and routinely buys his groceries there at 2-3-4 in the morning. He has told me that there are always several regular checkout lanes open.  Just wanted to clarify.

I have been at K Mart more than once when they only had one line open, but I think they're going to be next to see more mass closings. 

I've also been at Kroger and County Market and seen only one line open.

On a side note, our local mall lost J C Penney's earlier this year, and now they announced that Sear's will be closing.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 21, 2014, 11:33:31 PM
He's a regular TomInTib :rofl:

 :rotf:  :hi5:

I was racking my brains trying to remember the connection.  Thanks! :II:
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: JakeStyle on September 22, 2014, 12:08:37 AM
He's a regular TomInTib :rofl:

MineralMan is a poser, he wishes that he had TominTibs' chops.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: tanstaafl on September 22, 2014, 12:47:17 AM

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Kingofalldems (14,228 posts)
Sun Sep 21, 2014, 08:46 PM
46. I bet a republican thought up the idea.

Make the customer do the work and they get the profits.

That's an Ayn Rand special right there.

Looks like worker hating conservatives just love it too.

perhaps the king is angling for promotion to the rank of SUPREME LEADER OF ALL MORONS.

Yeah, right, conservatives are "worker hating". Why would conservatives hate that which they are?
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 22, 2014, 06:55:32 AM
Good checkers are hard to find.....they have to be honest to handle the cash register.....and DUmmies don't qualify for the job.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: Rebel on September 22, 2014, 11:27:37 AM
What a lying idiot. I go to the Walk-Mart Neighborhood market as well, ALL the time. Super fast. The Lazy Susan that holds the bags? The entire damn thing is on a pressure plate. If you put it in the area at all, it'll register the weight. Between the bags, there's a shelf up top. I put all kinds of shit on it, beer, cokes, etc. They all register. If this did happen, her stupid ass probably put the milk on the damn floor.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: Big Don on September 22, 2014, 11:59:57 PM
I loathe the self checkout lanes. At the local Wal Mart, it is a self check out corral, the terminals are in a rectangle. F that. I avoid it. I want the cashiers to work.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 23, 2014, 01:22:56 PM
And Pam's bus broke down ten times!

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Pam Dawson, Wichita, Kansas
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One year we planned a cruise almost a full year in advance. On cruise day we got to the airport and the airlines cancelled our flight and put us on a bus that broke down 10 times.
Needless to say, we missed the cruise. Royal Caribbean paid for us to stay 2 extra nights in Florida and then flew us to Jamaica and taxied us to meet the cruise when it was docked.
That in itself was reason enough to be grateful to Royal Caribbean but once we got on the cruise, we got an additional surprise, Royal Caribbean refunded us part of the cost of our cruise.
It was not even Royal Caribbean's fault but they made sure we were taken care of.
We will always be Royal Caribbean customers!
http://www.answeritroyally.com/fb/royal-wow/pam-dawson

Royal Caribbean obviously edited this review. Pam writes with the spelling, grammar, and punctuation of a second-grader.
Title: Re: Poor Stupid DUmmy Pam Dawson Spins A Weak Wal Mart Bouncy
Post by: obumazombie on September 23, 2014, 01:36:59 PM
And Pam's bus broke down ten times!
http://www.answeritroyally.com/fb/royal-wow/pam-dawson

Royal Caribbean obviously edited this review. Pam writes with the spelling, grammar, and punctuation of a second-grader.

And she claims to be a member in good standing of the NEA.