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Title: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: fatboy on September 19, 2014, 08:02:42 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018667431

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Fri Sep 19, 2014, 12:28 AM
fizzgig (21,115 posts)

got my riot fest haircut

tried for a mohawk, but couldn't make it work. not complaining, though, as i love my hair like this

I think the money would have been better spent on plastic surgery but this is a personal decision.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: Dori on September 19, 2014, 08:15:51 PM
How short is it this time?


One thing I have to say about fizzy, she sure isn't vain.



Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 19, 2014, 08:29:04 PM
How short is it this time?
About three-sixteenths of an inch.

Fizz is an enormously unattractive woman, coach's lust notwithstanding.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: Carl on September 19, 2014, 08:47:20 PM
"Crazier then a shit house rat" is what her picture screams.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: Big Dog on September 19, 2014, 09:19:03 PM
"Crazier then a shit house rat" is what her picture screams.

I can't blame Mr. fizz for getting his needs met across town, between the thighs of a bicycle chick.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 19, 2014, 09:25:37 PM
Steve Erkel has bleached his skin.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: BattleHymn on September 19, 2014, 09:25:49 PM
Meet the new fizzy haircut.  Same as the old fizzy haircut. 
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: BattleHymn on September 19, 2014, 09:29:11 PM
Steve Erkel has bleached his skin.

Steve is marginally more attractive, even from a guy's perspective.

(http://freepubtrivia.com/media/2013/03/SteveUrkel.jpg)
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 19, 2014, 10:04:29 PM
Just another reason for Mr Fizz to leave for good.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: BattleHymn on September 19, 2014, 10:12:22 PM
Just another reason for Mr Fizz to leave for good.

Did Mr. Fizz finally come to his senses?  Did he finally run away?
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: franksolich on September 19, 2014, 10:13:49 PM
Did Mr. Fizz finally come to his senses?  Did he finally run away?

No, but he should, and soon.

The fizzy one's putting on a brave face, about how everything's kosher now, but that's always suspect.

I'm kind of worried that one of these nights she's going to lose it, and pull a Lorena Bobbit.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: Chris_ on September 19, 2014, 10:16:32 PM
There's no trainwreck like a bad marriage trainwreck.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: Delmar on September 19, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
Ooh, she's all puckered up like she's getting ready to kiss something.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 19, 2014, 11:42:12 PM
Yep, her hair looks the same to me - shaved recently. Ugh.

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Response to fizzgig (Original post)

Fri Sep 19, 2014, 06:40 AM

 Ken Burch (34,201 posts)

9. So where do they hold Riot Fest?


And who are the headliners?

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Response to Ken Burch (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 19, 2014, 10:41 AM

 fizzgig (21,116 posts)

10. couldn't tell ya


i'm being drug kicking and screaming

 :mental:
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: Karin on September 20, 2014, 02:50:07 PM
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Fizz is an enormously unattractive woman
  So's her husband.  A repulsive "man." 

She's got caterpillars for eyebrows.  I hate that. 
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 20, 2014, 04:23:47 PM
Ooh, she's all puckered up like she's getting ready to kiss something.

(https://forum-s3.pinside.com/201109/73269/9021.jpg)
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 20, 2014, 04:29:40 PM
Mr Mannn is betting that her head is the ONLY part of her that is shaved.
That there is one gal I will not accept a sammich from.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 20, 2014, 06:04:34 PM
Man.  That was just fugly.  Her husband must be bisexual to still want to be seen in public with her looking like that.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 20, 2014, 08:40:52 PM
If your wife looked like fizz, I think you'd start feeling a little queer.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 20, 2014, 09:11:37 PM
The Fizz's hubby was overheard reciting his favorite parts of Dumb and Dumber.  Fizz took "I desperately want to make love to a school boy" seriously.
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: dane on September 21, 2014, 07:10:01 AM
I think it's always better not to say anything than to outright lie - like this
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responsepinboy3niner (37,910 posts)

1. Looking good!
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: fatboy on September 21, 2014, 10:54:05 AM
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Response to orleans (Reply #11)Fri Sep 19, 2014, 06:57 PM
fizzgig (21,122 posts)
12. gonna miss the buzzcocks

 traffic getting down was a nightmare, checking into the hotel was a nightmare and traffic going to the stadium is going to be a nightmare.

Thus sayeth Mr. fizz. "The whole of my life is a nightmare. Why should this weekend be any different?"
Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: fatboy on September 21, 2014, 12:08:58 PM
Another campfire. Here we are at the "Riot", drinking to MFM and kali, complete with a mug shot....

 http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018667753

Title: Re: The fizzy one gets a new do
Post by: Big Dog on September 21, 2014, 12:36:30 PM
Another campfire. Here we are at the "Riot", drinking to MFM and kali, complete with a mug shot....

 http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018667753

When that silly twat complains about being too poor to buy food next week, I hope one of her fellow proglodytes reminds her of this monumental waste of money.

 :???:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Like that's gonna happen.