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Title: Police: Shippensburg man walks naked into Sheetz
Post by: bijou on July 09, 2008, 09:09:35 AM
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SHIPPENSBURG, Pa. - Police say a Shippensburg man walked naked into a Sheetz early Tuesday, began eating food from the shelves and tried to pull down a woman's shorts, according to a news release from the Shippensburg Police Department.



Brett Tyler Schatte, 21, of 353 E. Burd St., was charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness, retail theft and harassment, police said.


The incident happened at 2:49 a.m. at the Sheetz at 359 E. King St., police said. Schatte allegedly walked up behind a female customer standing at the counter, lifted her shirt and attempted to pull down her shorts, police said. Police said he left without paying for the items he consumed and, while outside, grabbed a gallon jug of windshield washer fluid and threw it, according to the news release. He was found attempting to break into his house because he was locked out, police said.

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Nekkid in Pa. (http://www.herald-mail.com/?cmd=displaystory&story_id=198165&format=html)
Title: Re: Police: Shippensburg man walks naked into Sheetz
Post by: asdf2231 on July 09, 2008, 10:42:51 AM
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SHIPPENSBURG, Pa. - Police say a Shippensburg man walked naked into a Sheetz early Tuesday, began eating food from the shelves and tried to pull down a woman's shorts, according to a news release from the Shippensburg Police Department.

Brett Tyler Schatte, 21, of 353 E. Burd St., was charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness, retail theft and harassment, police said.

The incident happened at 2:49 a.m. at the Sheetz at 359 E. King St., police said. Schatte allegedly walked up behind a female customer standing at the counter, lifted her shirt and attempted to pull down her shorts, police said. Police said he left without paying for the items he consumed and, while outside, grabbed a gallon jug of windshield washer fluid and threw it, according to the news release. He was found attempting to break into his house because he was locked out, police said.

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Nekkid in Pa. (http://www.herald-mail.com/?cmd=displaystory&story_id=198165&format=html)

THAT's a shock.

:)
Title: Re: Police: Shippensburg man walks naked into Sheetz
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 09, 2008, 11:17:32 AM
A Sheetz, is that like where the KKK and Robert Byrd shop or something?
Title: Re: Police: Shippensburg man walks naked into Sheetz
Post by: Lord Undies on July 09, 2008, 11:22:10 AM
This thread is worthless with pictures.
Title: Re: Police: Shippensburg man walks naked into Sheetz
Post by: mamacags on July 09, 2008, 11:28:13 AM
A Sheetz, is that like where the KKK and Robert Byrd shop or something?

Imagine if you will the greatest gas station/convience food store ever.  Sheetz has awesome (mostly very unhealthy) delicious food!  We stop there to get pretzel sandwiches on road trips.  Their sandwiches are to die for!
http://www.sheetz.com/main/about/definition.cfm
Title: Re: Police: Shippensburg man walks naked into Sheetz
Post by: DixieBelle on July 09, 2008, 11:29:17 AM
We like to say, "oh sh*t, I need to stop at Sheetz" :-)
Title: Re: Police: Shippensburg man walks naked into Sheetz
Post by: Chris_ on July 09, 2008, 11:31:20 AM
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SHIPPENSBURG, Pa. - Police say a Shippensburg man walked naked into a Sheetz early Tuesday, began eating food from the shelves and tried to pull down a woman's shorts, according to a news release from the Shippensburg Police Department.



Brett Tyler Schatte, 21, of 353 E. Burd St., was charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness, retail theft and harassment, police said.


The incident happened at 2:49 a.m. at the Sheetz at 359 E. King St., police said. Schatte allegedly walked up behind a female customer standing at the counter, lifted her shirt and attempted to pull down her shorts, police said. Police said he left without paying for the items he consumed and, while outside, grabbed a gallon jug of windshield washer fluid and threw it, according to the news release. He was found attempting to break into his house because he was locked out, police said.

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Nekkid in Pa. (http://www.herald-mail.com/?cmd=displaystory&story_id=198165&format=html)
Bijou has once again provided us with the bare facts.   :-)