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Title: Amber returns
Post by: franksolich on September 13, 2014, 08:40:11 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018665258

Oh my.

Is the locust primitive next?

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Lady Freedom Returns (7,719 posts)    Sat Sep 13, 2014, 07:50 PM

Hi guys! Miss anything?

P.S: I did get my sisters message.

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OffWithTheirHeads (9,660 posts)    Sat Sep 13, 2014, 07:51 PM

1. Good to see you back. We were concerned.

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Lady Freedom Returns (7,719 posts)    Sat Sep 13, 2014, 07:55 PM

3. Be working 7 days a week.

And now we have a BIG one going into the field tomorrow. It is about the Presidents speech and ISIS.

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CaliforniaPeggy (111,099 posts)    Sat Sep 13, 2014, 07:54 PM

2. Glad to see you safe and sound, and among us once again, my dear LFR!

We were quite concerned about you, when your sister could not reach you.

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Lady Freedom Returns (7,719 posts)    Sat Sep 13, 2014, 07:57 PM

4. I have been wooking 7 days a week.

Politics around the country is jumping and so have I.

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Raine1967 (4,625 posts)   Sat Sep 13, 2014, 07:59 PM

5. Nice to hear from you!

I was worried. now I am not.

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Lady Freedom Returns (7,719 posts)    Sat Sep 13, 2014, 08:01 PM

6. Thanks. I have been so busy.

This is the first time in a while I have been able to do anything besides sleep, eat and work!

<<<thinks Amber isn't telling the whole story, but whatever.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 13, 2014, 09:00:45 PM
Seeing that she has avoided work for so long, its hard to believe she on the job 7 days a week.
I'm betting she just got out of jail.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: franksolich on September 13, 2014, 09:39:55 PM
Seeing that she has avoided work for so long, its hard to believe she on the job 7 days a week.

I'm betting she just got out of jail.

I think what's really going on is that she's working, but not nearly the hours she alleges.

She's probably in some sort of intensive psychiatric program that takes up a lot of hours every day, too; remember, she's quite a piece of work.

In addition, because her hanging around with the primitives is obviously a means of avoiding dealing with her real problems, she's been kept away from the internet.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: USA4ME on September 13, 2014, 10:05:07 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns

4. I have been wooking 7 days a week.

Politics around the country is jumping and so have I.

Wooking is hard work.

I fully expect her to start reporting that polling results show Dems picking up Senate seats and taking back the House.

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Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: SarasotaRepub on September 13, 2014, 10:57:16 PM
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OffWithTheirHeads (9,660 posts)    Sat Sep 13, 2014, 07:51 PM

1. Good to see you back. We were concerned.

No we weren't... :-)
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on September 13, 2014, 11:39:26 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (7,719 posts)    Sat Sep 13, 2014, 07:57 PM

4. I have been wooking 7 days a week.

Politics around the country is jumping and so have I.

Wookin pa nub?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jsk1A0tsSc[/youtube]

Possible, though I suspect she was in tech school:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVnve5wG0A[/youtube]


 :rotf:

CMD
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2014, 12:25:48 AM

She's probably in some sort of intensive psychiatric program that takes up a lot of hours every day, too; remember, she's quite a piece of work.
OK. I'll give ya that. She may have just been released from a forced incarceration in the loony bin.
Or Jail. or both.

I just can't see her maintaining a healthy working relationship with an employer for months on end.


Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 14, 2014, 02:13:54 AM
Wooking is hard work.

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Is that the LFR version of twerking there USA4ME?   :lmao:
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: dutch508 on September 14, 2014, 10:12:41 AM
My vote is 30 days in jail for various acts...
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: diesel driver on September 14, 2014, 10:50:55 AM

Wooking is hard work.


To a DUmmie, anything over 4 hours (including getting out of bed and commute time) is hard work.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 14, 2014, 12:16:42 PM
The only 24/7 job a DUmmie will do is "mattress tester".
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: Bad Dog on September 14, 2014, 02:29:17 PM
Amber really seems torn up about her dad's cancer.  The whole story of her working 25-7 is to support her theory that if you give a parasite enough cash, they will turn into productive members of society.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 14, 2014, 04:40:57 PM
My vote is 30 days in jail for various acts...

Gotta agree with ya, Dutch.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: Big Dog on September 14, 2014, 05:35:57 PM
My vote is 30 days in jail for various acts...

I guess sucking dick behind the Dumpster at the plasma center is still a misdemeanor in Tucson, Arizona.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: HawkHogan on September 15, 2014, 01:18:22 AM
My guess is that she's in a special psychiatric program like Leo's character in Shutter Island.  They let her play make believe phone-poll manager before eventually deciding to lobotomize her.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 15, 2014, 06:46:40 AM
My guess is that she's in a special psychiatric program like Leo's character in Shutter Island.  They let her play make believe phone-poll manager before eventually deciding to lobotomize her.

(http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.la.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/11/chatterphone.jpg)
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 15, 2014, 01:19:40 PM
Wookin pa nub?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jsk1A0tsSc[/youtube]

Possible, though I suspect she was in tech school:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVnve5wG0A[/youtube]


 :rotf:

CMD

There was a follow up where the People's Court's Judge Wapner adjudicated a dispute between Velvet Jones and a woman who failed at being a Ho and she blamed the book.  I don't remember the details but I DO remember laughing so hard my sides ached and I had tears in my eyes.  I would love to find that clip...
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: VelvetElvis on September 15, 2014, 01:49:05 PM
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Lady Freedom Returns (7,719 posts)    Sat Sep 13, 2014, 07:57 PM

4. I have been wooking 7 days a week.

Hey, isn't that Moochelle's job?!?!?

Wait a minute, that's "wooking", not "Wookieing"?

Never mind.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: obumazombie on September 15, 2014, 04:41:08 PM
Hey, isn't that Moochelle's job?!?!?

Wait a minute, that's "wooking", not "Wookieing"?

Never mind.

Grooming a wookie is referred to as "wooking". Self grooming doesn't count.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 15, 2014, 07:23:30 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018665315



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femmocrat (Reply #10)

Sun Sep 14, 2014, 10:48 PM

 Lady Freedom Returns (7,741 posts)

11. Things are back on track for me.



Not only do I get paid to ask questions, I get paid to train people how to ask question! I am in a place I love and am happy. Thanks to all the people tht has made this happen! And to those that kept me going with kind words when I needed them most!

Sure you are!!!
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 15, 2014, 10:31:58 PM
if only she talked the way she types

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY[/youtube]
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 15, 2014, 11:08:59 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018665258

Oh my.

Is the locust primitive next?

<<<thinks Amber isn't telling the whole story, but whatever.

I wondered what happened to Locust.
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 15, 2014, 11:30:49 PM
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I get paid to ask questions

"Lookin' for a date?"
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: 67 Rover on September 16, 2014, 01:18:00 PM
My guess is that she's in a special psychiatric program like Leo's character in Shutter Island.  They let her play make believe phone-poll manager before eventually deciding to lobotomize her.

I thought she got all her therapy from a specially trained cat at home or something?  :mental:
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 16, 2014, 04:29:22 PM
I thought she got all her therapy from a specially trained cat at home or something?  :mental:

Hopefully, it's an effin' tiger that would 'do what tigers do.'
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: obumazombie on September 17, 2014, 11:22:00 AM
Hopefully, it's an effin' tiger that would 'do what tigers do.'
Ever wonder what happens to a tiger cub that isn't healthy ?
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 17, 2014, 01:02:46 PM
Ever wonder what happens to a tiger cub that isn't healthy ?

It 'never makes it to adulthood,' right? :whistling:
Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: obumazombie on September 17, 2014, 11:21:13 PM
It 'never makes it to adulthood,' right? :whistling:


You're on to something...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udfhBjR-FtA[/youtube]


Title: Re: Amber returns
Post by: BattleHymn on September 18, 2014, 06:40:50 PM
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Politics around the country is jumping and so have I.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UznuSLB9RMA/UQbWkEmDl-I/AAAAAAAAKrU/UDr9sXrgzZk/s1600/jumping+jacks.gif)