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Title: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 12, 2014, 12:21:58 AM
I don't know about you, but I've been missing poor stupid rsmithnumbers and his hilarious bouncy tales.

Now that it's September and DOTY season is approaching, maybe he'll start cranking out more of his goofy, awkward fantasies.

The DUmp desperately needs a spark.

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Thu Sep 11, 2014, 10:31 PM
rsmith6621 (6,885 posts)

I Gave The republicans Hell at the State Fair today

Went today to the Ye Ole State Fair today. While my wife and Granddaughter were riding those over priced mechanical devices I was out looking at the Cattle and commercial exhibits.

So as I was walking through the exhibits I noticed the state republican booth. So I passed by the booth at a close range when one of the workers ask how my day was going. I said well now that I found you it is about to get better, FOR ME.

The booth had flyers from their various candidates on the table and they had made a wall with streets signs. What most caught my attention was a sign labeled Star Poll. It had the names of Romney,Cruz,Christie,Rubio,Paul. So I said Ah ha I see your strategy,she said what is that. I said to her your strategy is to distract the voters with the 2016 POTUS election in hopes that they forget about the mid terms because as a former RNC chair once said " republicans win when voters don't turn out" Her eyes became glazed like a deer in headlight look and she was speechless.

Another name on that straw poll was good ole " I cant name a single source that I read Sarah Pailin" I then said your party is still living in fantasy land that ole Going Rouge Palin could be president. The straw poll showed Romney with 611 votes and Palin with 402 followed by the rest. The women said well she is better than the Democrats fantasy candidate, I said to her, WHO would that be. She stumbled her speech with no name out of her mouth and then shut up. I closed by saying, If your trying to say Hilary Hilary is miles more qualified then Palin and anything the republicans could put up for decades to come

She went back to the deer in headlight looks. I then smiled and left.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025523301

Poor stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers sure is a clever guy.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: franksolich on September 12, 2014, 12:39:29 AM
 :yawn:
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: franksolich on September 12, 2014, 12:41:51 AM
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Bonx (378 posts)    Fri Sep 12, 2014, 12:37 AM

5. I'm not sure I understand the purpose

of giving volunteers 'hell' at a political party booth at the state fair.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: ChuckJ on September 12, 2014, 03:24:41 AM
This isn't the first state fair or county fair Bouncy, but I can't remember who made up the last one.

Personally, I think rsmith's made up stories are getting a bit better, but I still think that he'd benefit greatly from a creative writing class.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: Carl on September 12, 2014, 05:24:34 AM
That was pitiful.  :loser:
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: dane on September 12, 2014, 07:23:13 AM
I've often wondered after reading one of these types of bouncy, does the author *really* believe what he/she typed?
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: Big Dog on September 12, 2014, 07:24:29 AM
Isn't rsmithnumbers the DUmmy who failed "reverse" at driving school?

Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 12, 2014, 07:44:41 AM
Off topic but here goes. Returning from drinking coffee with the good old boys at the country store this morning, guess what I saw on the used car lot. A large SUV type van with a nice paint scheme that said, in foot and a half tall letters on each side, "RE-ELECT OBAMA '12".

Just got the bright idea of buying the thing and charging people to shoot at it.... :-)....but then I'd probably get in trouble with the IRS, SS, FBI, EPA, HHS, and a few other agencies.   
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: USA4ME on September 12, 2014, 07:56:01 AM
Look rsmithnumbers, we've seen your pic, you fat lump of lard. You didn't give them any grief and you didn't say the things you claim you said. At worst, if you even went up to the booth, you mooched on their free donuts and cookies.

.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 12, 2014, 08:33:21 AM
Look rsmithnumbers, we've seen your pic, you fat lump of lard. You didn't give them any grief and you didn't say the things you claim you said. At worst, if you even went up to the booth, you mooched on their free donuts and cookies.

.

there's a good reason why he wasn't on the rides with the rest of the fam.  "You must be narrower than the doorframe to ride"
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 12, 2014, 09:31:07 AM
If the conversation was anything remotely like his description, I'm sure the lady at the booth was paralyzed by the understandable fear that he would pull out a hammer or hatchet and start swinging it wildly while cackling and screaming.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 12, 2014, 09:40:09 AM
Did rsmithnumbers molest any cows while he was there?
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 12, 2014, 12:15:39 PM
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I closed by saying, If your trying to say Hilary Hilary is miles more qualified then Palin and anything the republicans could put up for decades to come

She went back to the deer in headlight looks. I then smiled and left.

I enjoy how poor stupid rsmithnumbers always portrays himself as smartest character in these stories - in real life he's one of the DUmbest of all DUmmies.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: Carl on September 12, 2014, 01:09:27 PM
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The booth had flyers from their various candidates on the table and they had made a wall with streets signs. What most caught my attention was a sign labeled Star Poll. It had the names of Romney,Cruz,Christie,Rubio,Paul. So I said Ah ha I see your strategy,she said what is that. I said to her your strategy is to distract the voters with the 2016 POTUS election in hopes that they forget about the mid terms because as a former RNC chair once said " republicans win when voters don't turn out" Her eyes became glazed like a deer in headlight look and she was speechless.

That look was actually amazement and a fight to keep from laughing hysterically that such a stupid slug could be walking and breathing on its own.

Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 12, 2014, 09:06:19 PM
 :rotf:

So Randy was waddling around Pullyallup yesterday, I see but I missed him. Let me get this straight, there was talk about the 2016 GOP primary, and Randy takes that to be a way to suppress the GOP vote this year?

 :rotf:
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 12, 2014, 10:01:23 PM
:rotf:

So Randy was waddling around Pullyallup yesterday, I see but I missed him. Let me get this straight, there was talk about the 2016 GOP primary, and Randy takes that to be a way to suppress the GOP vote this year?

 :rotf:

I think what he was saying in that disorganized garble (Now try and stay with me here, I admit in advance that it makes no rational sense) was that he was accusing the GOP of (1) playing down the mid-term elections, (2) so as not to arouse attention, (3) thereby reducing the reaction among the Democrat base voters, (4) meanwhile the Republicans sneakily turn out in droves, alerted by the VRWC secret commo net, to achieve (5) EVIL VRWC COUP!!!111!!!eleventy!
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: Big Dog on September 12, 2014, 10:35:24 PM
:rotf:

So Randy was waddling around Pullyallup yesterday, I see but I missed him. Let me get this straight, there was talk about the 2016 GOP primary, and Randy takes that to be a way to suppress the GOP vote this year?

 :rotf:

Tess,

If you have the time, can you run over to rsmithnumbers' house and slap the stupid out of him?

Bring friends. I suspect you'll run out of slaps before he runs out of stupid.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: Fourwinds on September 12, 2014, 11:51:49 PM
Funny how I've lived in a blue state since 2006 and have yet to see one of these fearless liberals out in public taking on the other side.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: Chris_ on September 13, 2014, 12:26:40 AM
Funny how I've lived in a blue state since 2006 and have yet to see one of these fearless liberals out in public taking on the other side.
I've lived down here since I was old enough to go to grade school.

Never seen it.  It just doesn't happen.  You're more likely to see an Obamite arguing why her EBT card doesn't have enough on it to feed her five fatherless children.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 13, 2014, 01:05:51 AM
I think what he was saying in that disorganized garble (Now try and stay with me here, I admit in advance that it makes no rational sense) was that he was accusing the GOP of (1) playing down the mid-term elections, (2) so as not to arouse attention, (3) thereby reducing the reaction among the Democrat base voters, (4) meanwhile the Republicans sneakily turn out in droves, alerted by the VRWC secret commo net, to achieve (5) EVIL VRWC COUP!!!111!!!eleventy!

My God....that's it!!!

Why didn't I see it before?
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 13, 2014, 01:16:24 AM
Funny how I've lived in a blue state since 2006 and have yet to see one of these fearless liberals out in public taking on the other side.

Never seen it here, either.   I have been dropping some anti-Obama, anti-Democrat remarks around at the typical bouncy places: Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Menards, Kroger, et al.  to see if I could elicit some reaction like this.  Nothing.  That is, nothing, but smiles of agreement and a couple "No kidding"s.

..and yes, lurking (D)Ullards, some black people, too.

We do socially interact with black people.  They're called friends and we don't genuflect in front of them.   :bird: :bird:
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 13, 2014, 05:29:13 AM
I think what he was saying in that disorganized garble (Now try and stay with me here, I admit in advance that it makes no rational sense) was that he was accusing the GOP of (1) playing down the mid-term elections, (2) so as not to arouse attention, (3) thereby reducing the reaction among the Democrat base voters, (4) meanwhile the Republicans sneakily turn out in droves, alerted by the VRWC secret commo net, to achieve (5) EVIL VRWC COUP!!!111!!!eleventy!

 :whistling: :tongue: :bwah:
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: Karin on September 13, 2014, 02:59:39 PM
Not Randy's best effort, but I'm grateful for something. 

DAT must have been in intense Nadin-to-English translation training to be able to crack that code. 
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 14, 2014, 09:24:42 AM
My career involved talking to an awful lot of crazy people over the years.  Words can't express how welcome the sweet release of retirement was.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: diesel driver on September 14, 2014, 11:32:52 AM
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rsmith6621 (6,885 posts)

I Gave The republicans Hell at the State Fair today

Went today to the Ye Ole State Fair today. While my wife and Granddaughter were riding those over priced mechanical devices I was out looking at the Cattle and commercial exhibits.


Looking for a date?

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So as I was walking through the exhibits I noticed the state republican booth. So I passed by the booth at a close range when one of the workers ask how my day was going. I said well now that I found you it is about to get better, FOR ME.

The booth had flyers from their various candidates on the table and they had made a wall with streets signs. What most caught my attention was a sign labeled Star Poll. It had the names of Romney,Cruz,Christie,Rubio,Paul. So I said Ah ha I see your strategy,she said what is that. I said to her your strategy is to distract the voters with the 2016 POTUS election in hopes that they forget about the mid terms because as a former RNC chair once said " republicans win when voters don't turn out" Her eyes became glazed like a deer in headlight look and she was speechless.

Another name on that straw poll was good ole " I cant name a single source that I read Sarah Pailin" I then said your party is still living in fantasy land that ole Going Rouge Palin could be president. The straw poll showed Romney with 611 votes and Palin with 402 followed by the rest. The women said well she is better than the Democrats fantasy candidate, I said to her, WHO would that be. She stumbled her speech with no name out of her mouth and then shut up. I closed by saying, If your trying to say Hilary Hilary is miles more qualified then Palin and anything the republicans could put up for decades to come

She went back to the deer in headlight looks. I then smiled and left.
 

She was worried your type of stupid mght be contagious.

Palin has run a business and a state, Hitlery has run nothing more than her mouth.

Oh, yeah, and the State Department.  How'd THAT work out? (*cough* Bengazi)
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 15, 2014, 08:16:38 PM
There is a real estate agent with the same name in surburban Seattle but that one is far more wealthy and successful than rsmithnumbers. Rsmithnumbers tried to get an appointment to a city council position last spring, but he failed. I wonder why he didn't volunteer?:

http://www.30thdemswa.org/files/newsletters/2013-08-Dialog.pdf

He's hilarious.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: obumazombie on September 16, 2014, 12:11:25 PM
That was pitiful.  :loser:
And painful.
But the rest of the thread was delectable.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: Jasonw560 on September 17, 2014, 01:03:43 AM
At our monthly Market Days, the local TEA Party has a booth. Being a blue area, I would guess that one or two libs would stop by and do something like this. Last time I asked if any moonbats debated them, the guy at the booth said, "Nope, not one. They all just glare and move to the other side of the street".

I guess he thought he was saying it, but they just heard "ME WANT DONUTS!!! DONUTS TASTY!!!" over and over.
Title: Re: A New Bouncy From Poor Stupid DUmmy rsmithnumbers - State Fair Hijinks
Post by: delilahmused on September 17, 2014, 05:45:24 PM
Wow, that is just pathetic! Even if she did make an attempt at being an ass, why engage someone whose idea of being holier-than-thou smart is to blabber something about 2016 to distract from the midterms. Why the hell would Republicans want to distract from them, we're winning. A good portion of Democrats are miserable & demoralized (well more than usual) because their boy king has turned out to be a cold, uncaring, egotistical asshole who's failed at everything so far. He's so toxic, Democrats up for reelection are trying to distance themselves from him as much as possible. Sorry, DUmmies, he's not going down with the ship, he cut a huge whole in the bottom of it and got his ass back to shore on a floating golf cart in time to make 11:00 tee time.

Most people would just politely say something like, "Thank you for sharing your opinion" if they said anything at all. No use swimming in the stupid pond with them.

Cindie