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Title: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: njpines on September 04, 2014, 10:19:00 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018661281 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018661281)

She's putting out an Amber alert  :panic:

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ladyfreedoms_sister (3 posts) Response to rug (Original post)
Thu Sep 4, 2014, 03:19 AM

58. sorry to seem trollish but LADY FREEDOM THIS IS A 911

LADY FREEDOM AKA AMBER...CALL ME. THIS IS CRYSTAL. Want proof it's me? I present the following :
Light socket incident.
Yellow crayon.
We both went to MSSU.
Natasha, baby,red, bear.
BA died the day of the family get together at aunt Gayles house.
AnonymousSources ^"^
PHI ETA SIGMA
Dr. Locher and his rant about refrigerators.
"Sociologists do it in groups "
Daryl McLaughlin.
now then Amber get on Facebook and call me or something asap. It's about dad.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Dori on September 04, 2014, 10:24:05 AM
Her sister didn't know where she was living or working?

Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2014, 10:34:32 AM
That's weird.

The comment--and it's real--is posted in a thread titled "post a nude photograph of yourself."

I wonder what's up with that.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: njpines on September 04, 2014, 10:39:29 AM
That's weird.

The comment--and it's real--is posted in a thread titled "post a nude photograph of yourself."

I wonder what's up with that.

yes, sorry about that!  :o
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Dori on September 04, 2014, 10:41:41 AM
That's weird.

The comment--and it's real--is posted in a thread titled "post a nude photograph of yourself."

I wonder what's up with that.

Can you not start your own thread over there when you're a noob?

She posted this in a thread titled; WTF....135

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ladyfreedoms_sister (3 posts)

3. hi..im trying to get ahold of Lady Freedom herself...
 
I am trying to get ahold of her and I remembered she frequently visits DU. I'm her younger sister and its URGENT that I find a way to reach her....its about our dad.
AMBER CALL ME.-Crystal 

http://metamorphosis.democraticunderground.com/10025486767


 
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 04, 2014, 10:55:02 AM
slobbing knob behind the dumpster is a full-time job.  She really needs to deal with family issues on her own time.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Chris_ on September 04, 2014, 10:57:09 AM
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Response to LynneSin (Original post)
Mon Jul 7, 2014, 12:07 PM
Star Member In_The_Wind (57,762 posts)
1. It didn't say anything about wearing bathing suits.
 

Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)
Mon Jul 7, 2014, 12:11 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,710 posts)
3. That is a good point.
 

Response to Lady Freedom Returns (Reply #3)
Mon Jul 7, 2014, 12:39 PM
Star Member In_The_Wind (57,762 posts)
7. I figure the best way to avoid wearing out my swimsuits is: don't wear 'em

unless they're required.
That's disgusting. :(
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2014, 10:59:43 AM
That's disgusting. :(

Man oh man, can you imagine that?

The ancient windy primitive, the chin-knobbed LynneSin primitive, and the hefty Amber.....
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: USA4ME on September 04, 2014, 11:01:52 AM
Someone needs to send up smoke signals if they want to attract Amber's attention.

.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 04, 2014, 11:08:49 AM
That's disgusting. :(

They should wear burlap burquas instead.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Chris_ on September 04, 2014, 11:15:02 AM
Yep.  Wolf bait.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Dori on September 04, 2014, 11:18:58 AM
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Rhiannon12866 (65,618 posts)

61. I passed on the post via PM
 
Just hope she sees it, since her most recent post here was on Monday, and you're right that you have to have made a certain number of posts to send PMs, but I saw the post and thought it sounded important enough to try and pass on.


Her most recent post was on Monday?  Is she posting under a different name?

Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 04, 2014, 03:56:46 PM
Okay, I think I know what the news is, but I'm wondering if this isn't Amber posing as her sister for attention - wouldn't be her first sock by any measure.

You know, I think I like Annette better anyways - this is on her FB page:

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/1502514_656797657713700_1593375008_n.jpg?oh=b51ae7928129f314bec863dd7ba0eff6&oe=545B8A50&__gda__=1416562457_79c15cead4761b65bfab2909c509745f)

and this is the news but I don't think FB is an appropriate way to break it:

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Annette N Lewis
Yesterday
Well it looks like my dad has lung cancer the Dr 99% sure of it just has to do a biopsy to Parvo it — feeling sad.

https://www.facebook.com/annette.Lewis.43?fref=ts

she confirms the cancer later on.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: wasp69 on September 04, 2014, 04:52:10 PM
she confirms the cancer later on.

"Parvo" it?  Can't this illiterate wastrels do anything right?
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2014, 05:19:44 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018661809

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Rhiannon12866 (65,641 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 04:56 PM

Has anyone heard from Lady Freedom Returns?

Her sister is trying to locate her, family emergency, so she decided to try DU. Thanks!

Her post:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=661499

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NYC_SKP (60,760 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:14 PM

1. It's been a while, but I have her contact info, can't find it.

When she moved we were in touch but my DU inbox is so full of automatic messages I can't deal with it to find her PMs.
 
Maybe my phone SMS has it, will let you know if I find it and if she responds.

^^^Skippy.

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CaliforniaPeggy (110,897 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:15 PM

2. I was wondering about her too...

I hope she's OK.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 04, 2014, 05:36:54 PM

You know, I think I like Annette better anyways.

Annette's the one who's knocked up again, and thinks she knows who the father is.

Meanwhile, she's bitching about slow lines at the welfare office.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on September 04, 2014, 11:05:18 PM
I saw the thread title, and imagined for a second that we had finally made contact with intelligence from outer space, and that they had traveled billions of miles, across numerous galaxies, to encase Hoyt (He of "can of beans" and "bicycle tire" fame) in a block of crystal for being a universally noteworthy idiot.


(http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mW3gKpf21OdUOZJsEnKleug.jpg)


Imagine my disappointment.

CMD
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2014, 11:57:44 PM
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NYC_SKP (60,780 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:14 PM

1. It's been a while, December last year.

I just sent a text.

Whoa.  Skippy ignores his friends for nine months at a time?

<<<wonders if he's ever bothered contacting his pal walrus-face, to see what's up with him.

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Rhiannon12866 (65,649 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:19 PM

3. Thanks! I thought you might know!

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NYC_SKP (60,780 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:23 PM

6. Left a message, too.

Thankfully, she still has phone service.

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CaliforniaPeggy (110,907 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:15 PM

2. I was wondering about her too...

I hope she's OK.

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Rhiannon12866 (65,649 posts)  Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:20 PM 

5. She last posted in July, but I read the posts and thought someone in The Lounge might know.

Actually, Amber's posted within the past week; I saw it, but because it was pretty trivial, it's not worth looking for.

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riderinthestorm (16,283 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 05:29 PM

9. I'll add in here that Bertha Venation has also gone missing

Anyone know anything?

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CaliforniaPeggy (110,907 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 06:07 PM

10. I see her on Facebook pretty regularly...

She's fine, and so is her wife. [sic]

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elleng (49,671 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 06:25 PM

13. Oh good, CalPeg.

I've thought of her and was afraid to ask. They live not far from me, and had been thinking of a get-together.

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Bertha Venation (21,077 posts)    Thu Sep 4, 2014, 07:10 PM

16. hi there, rider

Thanks for inquiring. Should I come back to DU? Mine hasn't been an absence with any intent, not at all.
 
Thanks for making my day.

Thanks to CalPeg for notifying me.

^^^Big Bertha, the one who wears that weird thing on her waist when using a garden hose.

comment #5:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=96343.0
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Chris_ on September 05, 2014, 12:23:49 AM
I saw the thread title, and imagined for a second that we had finally made contact with intelligence from outer space, and that they had traveled billions of miles, across numerous galaxies, to encase Hoyt (He of "can of beans" and "bicycle tire" fame) in a block of crystal for being a universally noteworthy idiot.
I see what you did there. :-) :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: 67 Rover on September 05, 2014, 08:52:13 AM
Has anyone thought of calling Amber's secretary?  Or try to catch her in the limo on the way to work? Problem solved.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 05, 2014, 08:59:48 AM
Has anyone thought of calling Amber's secretary?  Or try to catch her in the limo on the way to work? Problem solved.
Well, you know how it is in life, when a DUmmie improves their lot in life they tend to disassociate themselves from the rest of the pee-ons.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2014, 02:09:53 PM
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NYC_SKP (60,854 posts)    Fri Sep 5, 2014, 08:12 PM

33. ~~~~~~~~~~~LFR is fine and has sister's contact info~~~~~~~~~~~~~

All's good. I'm not sure it's a good idea to post so much about her real life, where she lives, etc.
 
I'd like to see those posts self-deleted.

Conservative Cavers are taking note.

Thanks.

^^^Skippy.

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kentauros (25,260 posts)    Sat Sep 6, 2014, 03:23 AM

35. I'm glad to hear you were able to make contact

and help sort things out. And yes, let's scrub the personal data, though I'd suspect it's too late by now.

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OffWithTheirHeads (9,657 posts)    Sat Sep 6, 2014, 03:33 AM

36. WTF why do conservitive KKKlan members even give a shit about her?

I'm missing omething.

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kentauros (25,260 posts)    Sat Sep 6, 2014, 03:35 AM

37. Because they live to harass?

Think about it. They have an entire section of their message board set up for the sole purpose of mocking and eventually harassing members of DU. Any amount of personal info is being recorded, whether for future use or immediate use.

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NYC_SKP (60,854 posts)    Sat Sep 6, 2014, 09:52 AM

38. That they do.

Internet stalkers in the truest form, and too active about it to not be taken seriously.
 
Shame they don't have lives filled with positive things to do, families, loved ones, etc.

 :-)
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Dori on September 06, 2014, 02:20:45 PM
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OffWithTheirHeads (9,657 posts)    Sat Sep 6, 2014, 03:33 AM

36. WTF why do conservitive KKKlan members even give a shit about her?

I'm missing omething.

Oh please.  At least we have been concerned about LFR.  That's more than you can say and you live in the same town with her.

By the way, how are the improvements coming on your house?  Did you ever get that tile put in?



Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 06, 2014, 02:24:45 PM
I suspect that vastly more DUmp personal info is archived here than is available to anyone at the DUmp.

DUmmies, including Skippy, are really stupid in the things they post about themselves.

It's hilarious that he's the nitwit cautioning the other DUmmies.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Carl on September 06, 2014, 05:54:09 PM
Skippy is just trying that old ploy of pretending to have the vapors in hopes we will pay more attention to his boring drivel.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2014, 05:58:58 PM
Skippy is just trying that old ploy of pretending to have the vapors in hopes we will pay more attention to his boring drivel.

I dunno; I get the impression Skippy's ashamed of, embarrassed about, his principles and convictions, and doesn't want them publicized.

Of course, if one's tastes run from the SDS to the Weathermen to the SLA to the Khmer Rouge to the PLO to Hamas to ISIS to striptease joints, that might be a problem.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: GOP Congress on September 06, 2014, 07:02:16 PM
I dunno; I get the impression Skippy's ashamed of, embarrassed about, his principles and convictions, and doesn't want them publicized.

Of course, if one's tastes run from the SDS to the Weathermen to the SLA to the Khmer Rouge to the PLO to Hamas to ISIS to striptease joints, that might be a problem.

Either that, or it's a "Moles Gone Wild" party...
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 06, 2014, 08:26:38 PM
 :rotf:

Well, she still hasn't located Amber but . . .

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Response to ladyfreedoms_sister (Reply #82)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 10:56 AM

 ladyfreedoms_sister (13 posts)

95. omfg freaked out....

Lady freedom aka amber was with a guy called White Cloud who supposedly lived on the white mountain Apache rez. Called WMAP (Tribal PD)..there is no one with the name white cloud on that rez....who the F*ck was she with and where did she go? No one has any info...I called Primavera in Tucson to see if they have info...btw I Googled her name and SOMEONE on that conservative cave site released her name and alot of info on there and the harassment of her is horrid. I may be contacting the FBI about it. If her disappearance is associated with cyber harassment then I'm reporting it to the authorities.


 :rotf:
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2014, 08:39:51 PM
Well, she still hasn't located Amber but . . .

Oh now.  Keep calm.

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NYC_SKP (60,854 posts)    Fri Sep 5, 2014, 08:12 PM

33. ~~~~~~~~~~~LFR is fine and has sister's contact info~~~~~~~~~~~~~

All's good. I'm not sure it's a good idea to post so much about her real life, where she lives, etc.
 
I'd like to see those posts self-deleted.

Conservative Cavers are taking note.

Thanks.

^^^Skippy.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Dori on September 06, 2014, 08:57:15 PM
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Response to ladyfreedoms_sister (Reply #82)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 10:56 AM

 ladyfreedoms_sister (13 posts)

95. omfg freaked out....

Lady freedom aka amber was with a guy called White Cloud who supposedly lived on the white mountain Apache rez.

Is White Cloud even an Apache?  He was so last year.  Maybe she rode off into the sunset on the back of Knightraven's motorcycle.


 
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2014, 09:00:40 PM
Is White Cloud even an Apache?  He was so last year.  Maybe she rode off into the sunset on the back of Knightraven's motorcycle.

Isn't "White Cloud" the name of a bathroom tissue?

<<<doesn't pay attention to brand-names, so really doesn't know.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Carl on September 06, 2014, 09:27:39 PM
I get the feeling this is all part of a script. :mental:
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 06, 2014, 09:35:06 PM
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Response to ladyfreedoms_sister (Reply #82)

Fri Sep 5, 2014, 10:56 AM

 ladyfreedoms_sister (13 posts)

95. omfg freaked out....

Lady freedom aka amber was with a guy called White Cloud who supposedly lived on the white mountain Apache rez. Called WMAP (Tribal PD)..there is no one with the name white cloud on that rez....who the F*ck was she with and where did she go? No one has any info...I called Primavera in Tucson to see if they have info...btw I Googled her name and SOMEONE on that conservative cave site released her name and alot of info on there and the harassment of her is horrid. I may be contacting the FBI about it. If her disappearance is associated with cyber harassment then I'm reporting it to the authorities.

Did you call the salley?

Don't worry LFR's sis, we here at the cave only had LFR's best interest in mind. Despite not listening to a word we said, she appears to have carved out a niche for herself in the desert.  Personally I think we here at the cave gave her the resolve to get her life in some semblance of order... for her anyway... and possibly saved her from coming to a bad end.  I suspect we actually followed her saga more closely than her relatives, including you, ever did.

You are welcome.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Dori on September 06, 2014, 09:36:27 PM
Isn't "White Cloud" the name of a bathroom tissue?

<<<doesn't pay attention to brand-names, so really doesn't know.

There is a TP product put out by Kruger.

Don't know if it's an exclusive product for Walmart or not.

 
 
 
 

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White Cloud® and Pure Comfort™ are registered trademarks of
 Kruger Products L.P. for bath tissue, facial tissue, paper towels, and moist
 tissue products, used under license.

White Cloud® is a registered trademark of White Cloud Marketing Inc.
 for laundry detergent products, used under license.

©Kruger Products (USA) Inc. All Rights Reserved 2014.

Walmart is not a registered trademark of Kruger Products (USA) Inc.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2014, 09:38:04 PM
This is not true, Crystal, dear.

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btw I Googled her name and SOMEONE on that conservative cave site released her name and alot of info on there.....

You see, Crystal, dear, your sister Amber has a big mouth, a really big mouth, and spilled the beans herself.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 06, 2014, 09:52:03 PM
It wasn't White Cloud, it was Dreamboat. Dreamboat Dave Bullock.

Someone may have fed Amber to the coyotes, but it wasn't White Cloud.

He's too busy as chief of the Charmin Tribe.

Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 07, 2014, 05:55:03 AM
Skippy is just trying that old ploy of pretending to have the vapors in hopes we will pay more attention to his boring drivel.

DOTY campaigning? :whistling:
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Linda on September 07, 2014, 08:08:13 AM
If Crystal had paid attention when she googled Amber's name and came up with links to CC, she would know her sister has an apartment and a job with the call center and that she has gotten a promotion since she has been there.

 And Amber is an accomplished artist...she sold some of the art she made.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Big Dog on September 07, 2014, 08:23:50 AM
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I may be contacting the FBI about it.

King Putt's secret police will get right on your problem, dear.

Don't you worry your empty little head about it.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: franksolich on September 07, 2014, 08:30:44 AM
King Putt's secret police will get right on your problem, dear.

Don't you worry your empty little head about it.

Well, I hope Crystal does some deep googling.

That way, she'll learn of all the nasty, spiteful, mean things Amber said about her and their sister Annette.

And she'll also see that conservativecave constantly advised and counseled Amber to listen to her sisters, to pay attention to her sisters, because they had Amber's best interests at heart.

And finally, she'll see all the dispraging comments the other primitives made about her and Annette.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Big Dog on September 07, 2014, 08:32:29 AM
If Crystal had paid attention when she googled Amber's name and came up with links to CC, she would know her sister has an apartment and a job with the call center and that she has gotten a promotion since she has been there.

 And Amber is an accomplished artist...she sold some of the art she made.

As successful as Amber became from Tucson's social services system, she may have moved on from her Missouri kin.

Sorry, Crystal. She's just not that into you anymore.


Or she's coyote shit and a pile of bones out in the desert.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Big Dog on September 07, 2014, 08:36:46 AM
It wasn't White Cloud, it was Dreamboat. Dreamboat Dave Bullock.

Someone may have fed Amber to the coyotes, but it wasn't White Cloud.

He's too busy as chief of the Charmin Tribe.

I suspect the Bike Dyke.

Amber was using Dreamboat Dave's last name on her "art", and Hell hath no fury like a woman-lovin' woman scorned.
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: 67 Rover on September 07, 2014, 10:51:59 AM
As successful as Amber became from Tucson's social services system, she may have moved on from her Missouri kin.

Sorry, Crystal. She's just not that into you anymore.


Or she's coyote shit and a pile of bones out in the desert.

I would guess that Amber and the trained therapy cat are petrified by now.  :-)
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: Delmar on September 07, 2014, 11:13:15 AM
Isn't "White Cloud" the name of a bathroom tissue?

<<<doesn't pay attention to brand-names, so really doesn't know.

(http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i475/Delmar59/White_Cloud_Green_Earth_zpsf82f5cf1.png) (http://s1095.photobucket.com/user/Delmar59/media/White_Cloud_Green_Earth_zpsf82f5cf1.png.html)

Was she lying about the existence of an indian boyfriend or does he really exist and he gave her a made up name?
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 07, 2014, 12:15:29 PM
My strongest suspicion was that Amber and her bedbugs never left Joplin.

Wherever she is she has a strong hate on for Crystal Naydean.

Amber was innocently freeloading in Crystal's government trailer, and Crystal had the nerve, the unmitigated gall, to complain about Amber infesting the place with bedbugs.

And Annette isn't much better, bragging about her big money move from Wendy's to a career at Popeye's.

Amber was on a fast track to success at the convenient store, learning to count change and load forties into the cooler, but those sisters were just too much to "bare".
Title: Re: Crystal Hoyt -- New DUmp member
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 07, 2014, 01:40:02 PM
Is White Cloud even an Apache?  He was so last year.  Maybe she rode off into the sunset on the back of Knightraven's motorcycle.

Did White Cloud accept the Grammy in place of that Hanna Montana chick?