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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ScubaGuy on September 03, 2014, 07:46:11 PM
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I'm not going to copy his post here since it spans several dozen pages, but damn he's totally batshit insane.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11358770 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/11358770) See if you can guess what he's on about.. :mental:
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jberryhill (34,873 posts)
4. Forget blocking the driveway
Imagine how you would feel if Chinese satellite operators were doing this to you:
They often focus on causing me to spill a beverage in between my legs to make it appear that I wet my pants. This group also spends a great deal of time attempting to inspire me to wear pants that might fall off in public. They spend a great deal of time attempting to cause me to tear my pants.
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I got to the part about the talking water, but I couldn't take it any more.
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NRaleighLiberal (35,141 posts) Sun Aug 31, 2014, 06:33 PM
1. All Time Record
Longest post I've ever scrolled through at DU!
jberryhill (34,873 posts) Sun Aug 31, 2014, 06:56 PM
2. Needs more detail
This summary is way too concise. Can you elaborate further?
Marrah_G (25,461 posts) Wed Sep 3, 2014, 12:01 PM
3. I honestly have no idea what this incredibly long post is about
China is making people steal your truck and block your driveway?
sabbat hunter (5,653 posts) Wed Sep 3, 2014, 06:05 PM
5. I think that
someone needs more tin foil in their hat.
Trust me, it's worth going over to see.
Not to read--it'd take all month--but simply to see how long this thing is.
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Not long after every Chinese attack satellite within range began to attack me with a pulsing frequency, which I am becoming increasingly immune to, which makes their attacks an embarrassing waste of resources, I said out loud that I wanted to "establish meaningful dialog with Chinese satellite teams."
Well, this part makes sense.
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How on earth have we missed this nut with over 11k posts?
Here's a thread on how to create talking water
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11358719
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How does it feel skins to have a spawn of football bat ****ed up crazys?
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How on earth have we missed this nut with over 11k posts?
Here's a thread on how to create talking water
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11358719
My talking water tells me things. It tells me it's time to post again.
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How on earth have we missed this nut with over 11k posts?
He hasn't really been overlooked. He's been a well known DUmp nut for ages.
His problem is that a lot of his stuff is too incoherent to be entertaining.
He's like DUmmy Random Thoughts (beer and travel money) on LSD.
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Jeffersons Ghost (11,315 posts)
Here is a more concise rewrite of previous information, find the letters "FBI"
The above was all I read. I wore the wheel off my mouse scrolling down to the bottom of that LSD laden... whatever it is you call it.
I'd hate to see the whole version. Idiot would wear out three keyboards typing it. Freaking drug addled loon is what he is. They ought to make HS students memorize it as part of DARE. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
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I rowed over and took a peek at the manifesto.
All I can say is... WOW!
At least he was coherent enough to form paragraphs. Must have been tough on the guy, typing frantically on his laptop while running to keep ahead of the guys in the white suits with the butterfly nets.
But, I feel for the guy. I too, sometimes, think there are nefarious organizations spying on me, making me spill drinks in my lap. They whip me, bite me, scratch me, make me write bad checks. They sometimes fly around the sky above me and I can hear them. Oh yeah, I can hear them. Can't quite make out what they're saying because the damned dog always picks that time to start bossing me around.
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How does it feel skins to have a spawn of football bat ****ed up crazys?
Hey, as long as it pays the bills, it's all good. :whistling:
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"Talking water"....I read some of it. I think the idiot has been drinking toilet water at the local crack house.