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Title: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: landofconfusion80 on August 19, 2014, 11:20:56 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025409828 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025409828)
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littlemissmartypants (5,186 posts)







A poem for Michael Brown.






 For Brother Love 



I watch you sleeping 

As UNC KD broadcasts super readers 

The thunder outside warns me 

Begs me 

Warns me 

Don't be calm 

The lights flash lighting 

Like the flash of the gun 

That left him on the ground 

You groan 

You not grown 

You sweet little man 

My baby brother love 

Skin shining from the cocoa butter after your bath 

The boy died. 

Dead as 
you alive 

Still 
You sleep 
He 
gone to his eternal rest 

The flash as bad as a lightening strike 

He was struck 

But not once 

again and again and again and again 

Again you say to me as we get to the end of the 

Book you love 
That says I love you... 

I wash your little black feet 

And super reader says 
"when something seems bad 
Turn it around and find some good" 

Brains 

Something seems bad 

Feet 

Turn it around 

On the streets and running 

You chase the cat and squeal 

And find something good 

And say 
I love you Mi woksee baby 

And I say 
I love you too brother love 

And your precious little black hands 

Hold up your sponge bob bookbag 

Mi woksee baby 

I don to stool ma wah 

That 
Sweet Baby speech 

victim 
of those missing front teeth 

That smile 

Going to school. 

Oh God if you are there 

Tomorrow when his hand leaves mine 

I will stand outside and scream. 

Tonight 

While a dead young man lies cold 

His brain removed by gunfire 

The thunder rolls 

And 



weep. 
~~~~~~~~ 

All rights reserved. Littlemissmartypants2014 
In Memory of Michael Brown
Maybe it would be better with a tamborine and rattles in the background?
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: DefiantSix on August 19, 2014, 11:30:52 AM
I'm thinking she brought it to the DUmp, so that CalPig could apply s/h/it's expert ministrations to the piece.  Kinda polish it up a little...  :runaway:
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: njpines on August 19, 2014, 11:32:41 AM
This might be more appropriate for Mr. Brown:

Images by Tyrone Greene ...
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...
Def!

Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 19, 2014, 11:40:35 AM
This might be more appropriate for Mr. Brown:

Images by Tyrone Greene ...
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...
Def!

H5, milady! :blowkiss:

Also, to the OP, this is about as far as I got . . .

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And I knew it was going downhill fast.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 19, 2014, 11:42:27 AM
This might be more appropriate for Mr. Brown:

Images by Tyrone Greene ...
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...
Def!

Get out of my head!!!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: Carl on August 19, 2014, 11:43:17 AM
That is just pitiful.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: Chris_ on August 19, 2014, 11:51:07 AM
That is some horrible CalPeg-level drivel.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: USA4ME on August 19, 2014, 11:55:59 AM
The littlemissmartypants primitive is from NC. If I find her, I will dispose of her, unless BadCat beats me to it.

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Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: thundley4 on August 19, 2014, 12:03:33 PM
Let's have some words of rhyme from Michael Brown, dead thug.

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I’ll be counting money by myself
I’m a rich nigga so I got that wealth
I f*** three [???] hos by myself
While I’m smoking on this [!?!?]

When the sun goes down
You in trouble now

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Smoking on this dope, till I choke
Motherf***ers
Motherf***er, f*** you and your opinions

Do you do smoke weed, keep doing what you do best

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Every time I call your bitch I make her cum
And when she comes I’m cumming all over her tush
I beat that ***** up
I’m smoking purple
I roll fat blunts they look just like my thumb

While I bless him with a d*** on his face

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With this Glock in your face
And you betta not make a sound
And I only like white men on my money [???]
Those who are last shall be first,
Whites on the bottom

He musta walked up and unloaded because there was no stopping him
Somebody else layin’ across the street, must be his partner
Damn.
http://moonbattery.com/?p=49330

Yeah, he sure sounds like an innocent kid waiting to go to college.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: landofconfusion80 on August 19, 2014, 12:04:01 PM
Bainesbane ode to Brown:
-ahem-

walking on the street at night
the streetlight shines bright

car drives by driver looks at chest
body will get no rest

stranger brings friends
this night knows no ends

say nothing man is safe
thighs are chafed.

-end-
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on August 19, 2014, 12:08:18 PM
That was so bad my seeds ache.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: FlaGator on August 19, 2014, 12:32:08 PM
Well...  that sucked.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: 67 Rover on August 19, 2014, 12:39:22 PM
Maya Angelou is that you?  That is how bad that was.

Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: freedumb2003b on August 19, 2014, 12:51:20 PM
Brown Haiku:

I love my thug life
Who gonna stop me, you dude?
Bang! Oh, maybe that.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: Dori on August 19, 2014, 01:13:01 PM
This might be more appropriate for Mr. Brown:

Images by Tyrone Greene ...
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...
Def!

H5    :hi5:
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: DefiantSix on August 19, 2014, 01:33:06 PM
Brown Haiku:

I love my thug life
Who gonna stop me, you dude?
Bang! Oh, maybe that.

:hi5:
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 19, 2014, 03:11:56 PM
The dead Mr. Brown's poetry is reminiscent of CalPig eroticism:

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Such strength   
The masculine facade
Sharp flashing eyes
Tender fingers and tongue

The man dominates me.
His body, his mind
Overcome me.

He strokes, and licks, and drinks me.
And then he enters

I open and yield myself
I surrender to his strength, his passion.
My mind is overcome with what I cannot tell...

But it’s wrong
I dominate him.
For at the last–who yields?

At the peak of passion
He empties the aching seed
Into me...

The CalPig and the dead Mr. Brown are to poetry as NJCher is to soup.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: DefiantSix on August 19, 2014, 03:14:14 PM
The dead Mr. Brown's poetry is reminiscent of CalPig eroticism:

The CalPig and the dead Mr. Brown are to poetry as NJCher is to soup.

You're a statistic bastard, GoBucks.  :puke: :-)
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 19, 2014, 03:14:27 PM
littlemissmartypants needs to stick to her day job if she even has one.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: DefiantSix on August 19, 2014, 03:17:06 PM
littlemissmartypants needs to stick to her day job if she even has one.

Is "professional leech" considered a job?
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 19, 2014, 03:17:30 PM
My poem would be along the line of Saint Mike the dike don't like kikes and rides a bike like dear leader not Ike.

....and officer Wilson poked holes in his argument.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 19, 2014, 03:21:16 PM
I still think the dead Mr. Brown was a quasi-homo.

He was eighteen and had only fathered three bastard children.

In the 0bamaite community, by age eighteen most girls have had that many.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 19, 2014, 03:33:23 PM
Is "professional leech" considered a job?

Probably to the DUmmies.
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 19, 2014, 03:43:58 PM
The dead Mr. Brown's poetry is reminiscent of CalPig eroticism:

The CalPig and the dead Mr. Brown are to poetry as NJCher is to soup.

Where's the 'blink, blink, blink, blink?'  :whistling:



 :tongue:
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: FlaGator on August 19, 2014, 06:38:36 PM
This might be more appropriate for Mr. Brown:

Images by Tyrone Greene ...
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...
Def!

Needs the visual

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ0up_MjsLk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Littlemisssmarmypants attempts Poetry
Post by: FlaGator on August 19, 2014, 06:44:32 PM
Something for the fans of the New Black Panthers

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ArtQku7QBI[/youtube]