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Title: Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 14, 2014, 10:40:07 PM
Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Seattle-lawn-chair-humper-576432

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A Washington woman who was wearing a short dress and no underwear is facing an indecent exposure charge after allegedly “humping” lawn chairs, exposing herself to a woman and two children, and urinating in public, according to police.

Sila Hans, 33, was arrested earlier this month by cops responding to a report of “an intoxicated female exposing herself and urinating on the lawn” of a Seattle residence.

I wonder what Sila Hans's DU name is.  :mental:
Title: Re: Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
Post by: Chris_ on August 14, 2014, 10:44:36 PM
Nice moustache. :p
Title: Re: Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 15, 2014, 08:02:35 AM
"She'll screw anything" takes on a whole new meaning, huh?
Title: Re: Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
Post by: vesta111 on August 18, 2014, 07:51:55 AM
"She'll screw anything" takes on a whole new meaning, huh?

Well there Johnny,  at one time I lived in an apartment building that had a downstairs Laundry room for the dwellers. 

One night at about midnight when I could not sleep I took a basket of the kids clothing to be washed and dried.   

To my surprise most of the washers were doing their job but I did not expect to see one middle aged woman hugging the washer in spin cycle.

I had to wait to use the washer so I sat up on a laundry table smoking and drinking a beer.    Seems that when the washer stopped before I could get to it another female came in behind the first and loaded in laundry. 

She the new one looked at me and said I had to wait my turn for this one machine, it gave out the best vibes.

So Johnny as hubby was at sea for half a year  I decided to try it out.   I tell yah that Washer was the only thing that kept me from hitting the streets looking for some strange stuff.

Title: Re: Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 18, 2014, 08:39:01 AM
Well there Johnny,  at one time I lived in an apartment building that had a downstairs Laundry room for the dwellers. 

One night at about midnight when I could not sleep I took a basket of the kids clothing to be washed and dried.   

To my surprise most of the washers were doing their job but I did not expect to see one middle aged woman hugging the washer in spin cycle.

I had to wait to use the washer so I sat up on a laundry table smoking and drinking a beer.    Seems that when the washer stopped before I could get to it another female came in behind the first and loaded in laundry. 

She the new one looked at me and said I had to wait my turn for this one machine, it gave out the best vibes.

So Johnny as hubby was at sea for half a year  I decided to try it out.   I tell yah that Washer was the only thing that kept me from hitting the streets looking for some strange stuff.

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
Post by: Gina on August 18, 2014, 08:46:05 AM
I was not arrested!  LIES!
Title: Re: Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 18, 2014, 08:57:27 AM
I was not arrested!  LIES!

:picsneeded:
Title: Re: Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 18, 2014, 09:02:41 AM
I was not arrested!  LIES!
:lmao: I'm beginning to get a picture of you riding a washing machine or a drier with a tennis shoe in it.

A friend of mine told me that his wife was always in a good mood on wash day.
Title: Re: Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
Post by: jtyangel on August 18, 2014, 11:52:36 AM
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:

This is definitely one of those moments when everyone looks for the closest exit. I'm speechless.  :-)
Title: Re: Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
Post by: vesta111 on August 19, 2014, 07:15:34 AM
This is definitely one of those moments when everyone looks for the closest exit. I'm speechless.  :-)

JTY, if you think the washer or dryer angle is odd, take a couple of friends and visit an  Adults only shop. 

What a hoot for us uptight middle aged woman.        We use to go once a year to this really  nasty place to buy outrageous Xmas cards  for co workers and Bosses. 

Then the pranks we pulled on the males that pissed us off, buy a few preprinted envelopes with        Renewal Notice for "Butt Buddy's  Magazine, send it to their home  or the Company, this works well in a small town where everyone knows your name.

These shops are male oriented and some of the things a male would buy boggled our minds.  The inventory of strange stuff to us females was large enough to keep the stores in business for 3 generations.

Had I known about all this as a young girl I would have become a NUN and worked in the Laundry department at a Convent.