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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on August 14, 2014, 10:40:07 PM
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Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Seattle-lawn-chair-humper-576432
A Washington woman who was wearing a short dress and no underwear is facing an indecent exposure charge after allegedly “humping†lawn chairs, exposing herself to a woman and two children, and urinating in public, according to police.
Sila Hans, 33, was arrested earlier this month by cops responding to a report of “an intoxicated female exposing herself and urinating on the lawn†of a Seattle residence.
I wonder what Sila Hans's DU name is. :mental:
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Nice moustache. :p
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"She'll screw anything" takes on a whole new meaning, huh?
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"She'll screw anything" takes on a whole new meaning, huh?
Well there Johnny, at one time I lived in an apartment building that had a downstairs Laundry room for the dwellers.
One night at about midnight when I could not sleep I took a basket of the kids clothing to be washed and dried.
To my surprise most of the washers were doing their job but I did not expect to see one middle aged woman hugging the washer in spin cycle.
I had to wait to use the washer so I sat up on a laundry table smoking and drinking a beer. Seems that when the washer stopped before I could get to it another female came in behind the first and loaded in laundry.
She the new one looked at me and said I had to wait my turn for this one machine, it gave out the best vibes.
So Johnny as hubby was at sea for half a year I decided to try it out. I tell yah that Washer was the only thing that kept me from hitting the streets looking for some strange stuff.
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Well there Johnny, at one time I lived in an apartment building that had a downstairs Laundry room for the dwellers.
One night at about midnight when I could not sleep I took a basket of the kids clothing to be washed and dried.
To my surprise most of the washers were doing their job but I did not expect to see one middle aged woman hugging the washer in spin cycle.
I had to wait to use the washer so I sat up on a laundry table smoking and drinking a beer. Seems that when the washer stopped before I could get to it another female came in behind the first and loaded in laundry.
She the new one looked at me and said I had to wait my turn for this one machine, it gave out the best vibes.
So Johnny as hubby was at sea for half a year I decided to try it out. I tell yah that Washer was the only thing that kept me from hitting the streets looking for some strange stuff.
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I was not arrested! LIES!
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I was not arrested! LIES!
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I was not arrested! LIES!
:lmao: I'm beginning to get a picture of you riding a washing machine or a drier with a tennis shoe in it.
A friend of mine told me that his wife was always in a good mood on wash day.
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:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
This is definitely one of those moments when everyone looks for the closest exit. I'm speechless. :-)
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This is definitely one of those moments when everyone looks for the closest exit. I'm speechless. :-)
JTY, if you think the washer or dryer angle is odd, take a couple of friends and visit an Adults only shop.
What a hoot for us uptight middle aged woman. We use to go once a year to this really nasty place to buy outrageous Xmas cards for co workers and Bosses.
Then the pranks we pulled on the males that pissed us off, buy a few preprinted envelopes with Renewal Notice for "Butt Buddy's Magazine, send it to their home or the Company, this works well in a small town where everyone knows your name.
These shops are male oriented and some of the things a male would buy boggled our minds. The inventory of strange stuff to us females was large enough to keep the stores in business for 3 generations.
Had I known about all this as a young girl I would have become a NUN and worked in the Laundry department at a Convent.