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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: zeitgeist on August 08, 2014, 08:57:06 AM
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I recall my first time with a condom. I was 17.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at my Chemist.
In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and the young lady (I think her name was Dolores) knew what they were for.
She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed onto her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'Sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
That's when she beat the shit out of me.... Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
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I recall my first time with a condom. I was 17.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at my Chemist.
In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and the young lady (I think her name was Dolores) knew what they were for.
She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
Apparently I still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed onto her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'Sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.
That's when she beat the shit out of me.... Women have always been hard for me to figure out.
Some of us woman were kept clueless when it came to sex. In school when we hit the 8 grade we girls were given a paper telling us why we come up with blood every 4 weeks.. The teachers told us we were to not allow the boys to see this.
No sex education, just that the boys should not know about the workings of a woman.
No education on birth control, of any kind and both education on what can happen when people have sex.
Come to think about it I asked a husband in the 70's if he knew why I bleed ever month and he had no idea or could care as it caused him to have some odd problems..
So sit down with your boys and ask them what they know about the females in their lives that " get on the rag" do they have any idea what is going on in the bodies of the female ??
Hear it all the time, darn that time of the month and the wife/girlfriend are a complete Bitch. Does education teach men WHY this happens ???