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Title: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 07, 2014, 08:35:39 AM
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JI7 (47,545 posts)

47. how about we pass the equal rights amendment first and do something about every single woman in the

military being sexually assaulted.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025345681
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 07, 2014, 08:50:26 AM
Selling sex....what a great idea. I've wasted my whole life trying to give it away. I could have been a millionaire.
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: AprilRazz on August 07, 2014, 09:14:51 AM
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JI7 (47,545 posts)

47. how about we pass the equal rights amendment first and do something about every single woman in the

military being sexually assaulted.

I was assaulted while in the military? Must have slept through it.
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 07, 2014, 09:17:21 AM
I was assaulted while in the military? Must have slept through it.
:lmao:
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 07, 2014, 09:20:13 AM
I was assaulted while in the military? Must have slept through it.

Curse you, stealth technology!!!111!!!
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 07, 2014, 09:21:08 AM
I was assaulted while in the military? Must have slept through it.

Ya know. I hear that a lot.
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: dutch508 on August 07, 2014, 09:21:43 AM
I was assaulted while in the military? Must have slept through it.

You don't have to be awake for me, baby.
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 07, 2014, 09:40:22 AM
You don't have to be awake for me, baby.
As one old man told me years ago, "Woke up sex is like warmed over coffee, not worth a damn."
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: dane on August 07, 2014, 11:44:19 AM
As one old man told me years ago, "Woke up sex is like warmed over coffee, not worth a damn."
A different old man told me, "The worst I ever had was wonderful."
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: wasp69 on August 07, 2014, 12:01:22 PM
A different old man told me, "The worst I ever had was wonderful."

Yet another told me that sex was like pizza:  When it's good, it's great; when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: Gina on August 07, 2014, 12:16:22 PM
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JI7 (47,545 posts)

47. how about we pass the equal rights amendment first and do something about every single woman in the

military being sexually assaulted.

What?  :confused:  I was never assaulted.  They did make me march in front but I always assumed it was because my last name started with an A. Gosh Darnit! I was sexually assaulted!  :rant:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: 67 Rover on August 07, 2014, 12:40:24 PM
Equal rights amendment?  So you would be O.K. with women having to register for the draft then?

Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: txradioguy on August 07, 2014, 01:05:02 PM
What about the men that are sexually assaulted?
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 07, 2014, 01:45:48 PM
What about the men that are sexually assaulted?

Typical MRA talking point.[/KuKluxKlam]
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: 67 Rover on August 07, 2014, 01:48:16 PM
Typical MRA talking point.[/KuKluxKlam]

PIV = Rape
VOP = Wheeee!
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: Carl on August 07, 2014, 03:55:39 PM
Feminists do not want equal anything...they want a superior place to all others.
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: Wineslob on August 07, 2014, 04:49:51 PM
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every single woman in the military"
Should be free to fire a machine gun while wearing a bikini.
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: Chris_ on August 07, 2014, 04:52:56 PM
Should be free to fire a machine gun while wearing a bikini.
And heels.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: Wineslob on August 07, 2014, 04:58:09 PM
And heels.  :fuelfire:


Wouldn't have it any other way.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: 67 Rover on August 07, 2014, 05:39:19 PM
And heels.  :fuelfire:

I just had an ammogasm.  :drool:
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: vesta111 on August 07, 2014, 05:56:54 PM
Should be free to fire a machine gun while wearing a bikini.

Now, now boys, it is said that a Muslim man who sees  naked woman has to kill themselves for what they have seen.

So I see no reason why America  can not round up all the hookers and escorts, the trannies  and  the Gay boys charged with a crime and give them a choice.
 
They can go to jail for 4 years or attend a school to train them in weapons and war fare.

 Give them a special ops name, make them feel special and decorate their official uniform with lots of those dangling medals for each and ever operation they took part in.

  After 10 months being over seas  they can come home and receive a $ 40,000 bonus. Not to mention some of these people may sign on for 4 years for another $ 60,000 and continue to confuse the enemy with their antics.

The gay men who weigh in at 120 pounds will bulk up, The hookers will slim down and the enemy will go nuts about the crazy enemy from America that is up there on a hill totally naked shooting at them.

Send the strange ones to fight a war, people the enemy is afraid of, keep them confused and bewildered.   

Lord knows we have plenty of people in our prisons for horrific crimes, killing and molesting, give them a uniform and some training, a pay check and promise of more to come.  The ME will not know what hit them when we turn our counter culture on them.
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: diesel driver on August 07, 2014, 06:22:38 PM
Yet another told me that sex was like pizza:  When it's good, it's great; when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I had that on a bumper sticker.   :lmao:
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: wasp69 on August 07, 2014, 06:25:54 PM
I had that on a bumper sticker.   :lmao:

Uncle Jimmy?  Is that you?!?   :-)
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: AprilRazz on August 07, 2014, 06:27:33 PM
Now that I think about it I did meet my now husband while I was in. According to some of the more militant she-beasts on the island, sex between a man and a woman is rape, so I guess I was assaulted. And so was my husband. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 07, 2014, 06:33:55 PM
Now that I think about it I did meet my now husband while I was in. According to some of the more militant she-beasts on the island, sex between a man and a woman is rape, so I guess I was assaulted. And so was my husband. :evillaugh:
You were raped and he was the rapist.....according to the klams.

....Or as the George Kingfish Stevens would say, "You is duh rapeee and he is duh raper."
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: diesel driver on August 07, 2014, 06:35:30 PM

What?  :confused:  I was never assaulted.  They did make me march in front but I always assumed it was because my last name started with an A. Gosh Darnit! I was sexually assaulted!  :rant:

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EYES FRONT!!!!   :hyper:
Uncle Jimmy?  Is that you?!?   :-)


Depends on who's asking...   :rotf:
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: Big Dog on August 10, 2014, 10:59:48 AM
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JI7 (47,545 posts)

47. how about we pass the equal rights amendment first and do something about every single woman in the

military being sexually assaulted.

The DUmmy cares only about single women in the military who are sexually assaulted. He shows a shocking disregard for married women!

The Klams should string him up by his balls until he screams that all straight sex is rape- even within marriage- and then they can behead him. The menstrual monarchess would wield the scimitar.
Title: Re: "every single woman in the military"
Post by: Airwolf on August 10, 2014, 11:13:36 PM
Dear God. Everyday it gets worse with those Dumpmonkies