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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FiddyBeowulf on August 05, 2014, 08:47:37 AM

Title: How a bouncy really turns out.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on August 05, 2014, 08:47:37 AM
This is not about anything that happened at the DUmp. The linked story shows what happens if you try and act out a bouncy in real life.


...the short answer is you get a Disorderly Conduct citation.
http://watchdog.org/163140/teacher-political-germantown/

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April Kay Smith, 38, a kindergarten teacher in the Germantown School District, was issued a disorderly conduct citation for tearing up and stomping on several signs on July 9 at the Jefferson County Republican Party booth after the fair had shut down for the night...

Stillman said she and her friend were enjoying some kettle corn on a bench across from the Jefferson County Republican Party booth when she said she saw a young woman who looked to be in her late 20s or early 30s at the booth. She said the woman squatted down, like she was relieving herself, and then began smashing up the signs.

Stillman called out to the woman, telling her to wait, that she was going to call the police. The woman started walking away — then she started running, Stillman said.

“I said, ‘Honey, I’m good for about five miles. If you want to run, that’s OK. I’ll stay with you,’” Stillman said. “When she realized she wasn’t going to outrun me she started walking fast all over the fairgrounds trying to ditch me. Everywhere we walked, I yelled out, “Someone get the police! This lady damaged property.”

Stillman claims that, at one point in the chase, the woman grabbed her arm, squeezed it hard and said, “You must like the Koch brothers!”

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At that time, Smith told the deputy she was a kindergarten teacher from Germantown, the report states.

“I advised her again that I believe she was being untruthful and asked her how she would feel if one of her students lied to her,” Larson wrote in the report. “At this time, she confessed to damaging and ripping out the signs, She stated her husband told her to lie and that she’s just so angry with Scott Walker due to the fact that she was a school teacher.”

Title: Re: How a bouncy really turns out.
Post by: USA4ME on August 05, 2014, 08:59:30 AM
Children.

I've lost count of how many times I've read posts on the island, especially their attempts to be funny (which can only be described as bathroom humor), and realize they're giggling over things that quit being funny when I got out of elementary school.

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Title: Re: How a bouncy really turns out.
Post by: SVPete on August 05, 2014, 05:59:54 PM
The female should be fired for demonstrated stupidity. The lady who called her out and chased her can run 10Ks or run/walk half marathons. Walking across the fairgrounds isn't going to lose her!
Title: Re: How a bouncy really turns out.
Post by: diesel driver on August 05, 2014, 06:06:42 PM
The K teacher gave out after the first 5 steps when she took off running, and instead of "walking fast", she waddled.   :lmao:
Title: Re: How a bouncy really turns out.
Post by: Ogre on August 05, 2014, 06:28:15 PM
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:, drunk libtards, you gotta love em.

I wonder what her DUmp name is?

If she isn't a member over there already she should sign up.

She could seriously compete for DOTY on just this instance alone.
Title: Re: How a bouncy really turns out.
Post by: HawkHogan on August 05, 2014, 10:17:40 PM
She won't get fired... she'll probably get a raise.