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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Dori on August 01, 2014, 01:40:26 PM
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mr_hat (3,407 posts)
Thank you Mr. President. I found a job!
After losing a career and then scuffling for 3 1/2 years as a freelancer, I finally scored a steady paycheck and decent benies. It's an auto industry-related job, so there's no doubt our president's fortitude made it possible.
Good vibes and best wishes to all of you still in my erstwhile jam. It can happen!
sethgrogen (91 posts)
3. yeah!
Full time?
mr_hat (3,407 posts)
4. Full time. >
I'll be making only 1/3 of my last salary, but I've sorted out expenses during the tough times. Thanks for asking!
:lol:
Only a Dummy would thank Obama for getting 2/3 less income. He really did spread your wealth around.
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It's an auto industry-related job
Parking lot attendant
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Parking lot attendant
Car wash
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Car wash
I was rooting for crash test DUmmie, myself.
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mr_hat
I finally scored a steady paycheck and decent benies.
Normal people would think that the primitive is speaking about benefits when he says "benies." However, the primitive is saying they got a minimum wage job and now they can buy some drugs, in particular, some type of amphetamine (bennies). In typical primitive fashion, they misspelled their addiction.
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mr_hat (3,407 posts)
4. Full time. >
I'll be making only 1/3 of my last salary, but I've sorted out expenses during the tough times. Thanks for asking!
This says far less about the economy in general, and a lot about the objective value of DUmmies generally.
I spent 3-1/2 years "out of work"/working freelance jobs at the beginning of Dear Leader's regime, and when I got back into full time, permanent employment 2 years ago, I was making every penny that I had made prior to the immaculation of The Holy WON of Shitcago. I've since had performance reviews and the resultant raises in both of the years since I returned to work.
You see, DUmbshits? "The market" recognizes value when you bring it. It's also quite capable of spotting hype and horseshit, and responding accordingly.
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Car wash
Clown that will have to type out the recall letters at government motors?
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Clown that will have to type out the recall letters at government motors?
Dummies can't qualify for those positions. They give those positions to the more intelligent simians, like chimpanzees and orangutans. Sit a DUmmy behind a typewriter, and all you get is mounds of feces being flung around the cage. :-)
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This person thinks this is good? I make around what I did when I left work to raise kids in 98 and understood I'd have to put some time in and build my skills to get where I would have been had I not left(and I'm hoping that happens in the next 6 months since I've dotted the i's and crossed the t's)- and this one has been out of work in 2 years and makes 1/3 of what he did? wow, just wow. I would have liked to make more,but at least I'm even with where I was when President Clinton was still in office. :lmao:
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I start a new job a week from Monday but I sure as hell can't fathom thanking the Prez, or any politician for that matter, for helping me get it. Freaking cultist.
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I start a new job a week from Monday but I sure as hell can't fathom thanking the Prez, or any politician for that matter, for helping me get it. Freaking cultist.
I did my thanking of Obama back in February of 2009, when I LOST my frackin' job.
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Now:
"Car Wash"
ooooh...
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch
There ain't no telling who you might meet
A moviestar or maybe even an Indian chief
Working at the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Come on and sing it with me, car wash
Sing it with the feeling now, car wash yeah
Come some of the work get's kind of hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on being a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act a fool
At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Come on y'all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah
(Work and work) Well those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin' machines humming
(Work and work) My fingers to the bone
(Work and work) Keep up, I can't wait till it's time to go home
Hey, get your car washed today
Be in our band, you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
Car wash
Talking about the car wash yeah
Car wash yeah
Come on y'all and sing it with me
Car wash
Sing it with feeling
Car wash yeah [Repeat till fade]
Wowowoh
Those cars never seem to stop coming
Keeps those rags and machines coming
Let me tell you it's always cool,
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you, act the fool
Three months from now:
"Workin' At The Car Wash Blues"
Well, I had just got out from the county prison
Doin ninety days for non-support
Tried to find me an executive position
But no matter how smooth I talked
They wouldnt listen to the fact that I was a genius
The man say, we got all that we can use.
Now i got them steadily depressin, low down mind messin
Working at the car wash blues
Well, I should be sittin in an air conditioned office in a swivel chair
Talkin some trash to the secretaries
Sayin, here, now mama, come on over here.
Instead, Im stuck here rubbin these fenders with a rag
And walkin home in soggy old shoes
With them steadily depressin, low down mind messin
Workin at the car wash blues
You know a man of my ability
He should be smokin on a big cigar
But till I get myself straight I guess Ill just have to wait
In my rubber suit a-rubbin these cars
Well, all I can do is a shake my head
You might not believe that its true
For workin at this end of niagara falls
Is an undiscovered howard hughes
So baby, dont expect to see me
With no double martini in any high-brow society news
Cause I got them steadily depressin, low down mind messin
Workin at the car wash blues
So baby, dont expect to see me
With no double martini in any high-brow society news
Cause I got them steadily depressin, low down mind messin
Workin at the car wash blues
Yeah I got them steadily depressin, low down mind messin
Workin at the car wash blues
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mr_hat (3,407 posts)
Thank you Mr. President. I found a job!
After losing a career and then scuffling for 3 1/2 years as a freelancer, I finally scored a steady paycheck and decent benies. It's an auto industry-related job, so there's no doubt our president's fortitude made it possible.
mr_hat (3,407 posts)
4. Full time. >
I'll be making only 1/3 of my last salary, but I've sorted out expenses during the tough times. Thanks for asking!
Good job getting back into the market, sorry your president couldn't manage to help you (or anyone else) find all of that wealth that has vanished from private citizens since 2009. Enjoy your crumbs and Alpo from your master's table, serf, and welcome to democrat hopey changey.
:ownit:
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Parking lot attendant
Jiffy Lube at min wage.
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Jiffy Lube at min wage.
Jiffy Lube is f'n expensive.
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Car wash
Window washer on the freeway.
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Parking lot attendant
Putting armor all on tires at the car wash
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Response to sethgrogen (Reply #3)Thu Jul 31, 2014, 11:25 PM
Star Member mr_hat (3,407 posts)
4. Full time. >
I'll be making only 1/3 of my last salary, but I've sorted out expenses during the tough times. Thanks for asking!
Scoring a full time job in the new Barrycare economy is a pretty impressive accomplishment in itself, no matter what the salary is.
The policies of the POS used car salesman have stuck too many people with part time work.
Way to go, mr hat!
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Maybe the job is a used car salesman. They let pretty much anyone take a stab at that. If you're no good at it, out you go. Cash for Clunkers ruined that business, though. Thanks, Obozo.
It's an auto industry-related job, so there's no doubt our president's fortitude made it possible.
I can't get over this quote. No doubt in his mind that this job was the direct result of Barack Obama doing...something. And fortitude? What does that mean?
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Not even a car wash.
More like one of those guys who wipes your windshield at the traffic light for "spare change".
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I think that the dummie is lying thru his/her teeth. Expect to see these stories more and more the closer it gets to the election. I've noticed in the vent line of our local liberal fish wrapper more of these stories and bouncies to boot! I've never seen bouncies in the vent line of that paper.
My conclusion is that Dems are in panic mode. As they should be. Assuming the GOP candidates don't screw it up again.
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I can't get over this quote. No doubt in his mind that this job was the direct result of Barack Obama doing...something. And fortitude? What does that mean?
When I read that, I thought of 1984.
"Thanks to the fortitude of Big Brother, chocolate rations have been increased from 30 to 25 grams a week".
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Now:
Three months from now:
Rose Royce and Jim Croce, NICE! :II: