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Title: Primitive Wishes to Die in Public
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 29, 2014, 10:49:43 AM
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mindwalker_i (2,906 posts)

Back on the 4th of July, I was in my garage...

 Outside, firecrackers were going off, but I didn't have any. So I went over to the front door, suck my head out, and yelled "BANG" really loud. Scared the crap out of my wife.
 
But I was thinking, wouldn't it be fun to do that at an open carry rally? Of course, one would need to be a little careful of where they were when doing it, but the resulting mayhem could go a long way toward reducing the popularity of said rallies
It's still a young campfire, but there is great potential for entertainment.

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HERVEPA (3,664 posts)

1. Wow, sounds like a really bad idea. And why would you want to scare the crap out of your wife?

Nah, go for it! Don't let this wet blanket hold you back.

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packman (1,453 posts)

2. Fun?

Well, kicking a tiger in the balls is kinda funny also. But, if you're going to do it - use firecrackers or a burst a paper bag - you'll get more effect. Also, make sure you're wearing a bullet proof vest.

That's the ticket! Constructive criticism is welcomed!

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sharp_stick (10,835 posts)

3. I've often thought that

a fortuitously timed car backfire at one of these gatherings would make a world at least a slightly better place.
Seeing some of the cars that primitives drive, this isn't beyond the realm of possibility.
Title: Re: Primitive Wishes to Die in Public
Post by: DefiantSix on July 29, 2014, 10:51:18 AM
Yeah yeah, DUmbshits.  Trigger-happy gun-nuts. We get it. :whatever:
Title: Re: Primitive Wishes to Die in Public
Post by: miskie on July 29, 2014, 10:55:40 AM
I have a better idea, DUmbass - why don't you pull some good ole fashioned high jinks at a gun rally instead ?

It will be super-fun !!

for example - try this !

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xSNiPx791A[/youtube]
Title: Re: Primitive Wishes to Die in Public
Post by: Carl on July 29, 2014, 11:00:05 AM
What a strange,delusional world they live in.
Title: Re: Primitive Wishes to Die in Public
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 29, 2014, 11:43:06 AM
mindwalker_i (2,906 posts)

Back on the 4th of July, I was in my garage...

 Outside, firecrackers were going off, but I didn't have any. So I went over to the front door, suck my head out, and yelled "BANG" really loud. Scared the crap out of my wife.

He took his head out of his ass for a few seconds.....wonder if the fresh air made him light headed?
Title: Re: Primitive Wishes to Die in Public
Post by: hillneck on July 29, 2014, 12:18:44 PM
As stated here before, doing dumb things will get you dumb prizes.
Title: Re: Primitive Wishes to Die in Public
Post by: Dori on July 29, 2014, 01:49:30 PM

Why doesn't  the mindwalker just go to a movie theatre and yell "fire".?

 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Primitive Wishes to Die in Public
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 29, 2014, 02:01:21 PM
Quote from: Dori on July 29, 2014, 01:49:30 PM
Why doesn't  the mindwalker just go to a movie theatre and yell "fire".?

 :popcorn:

now see? we're getting reasonable ideas for this guy to persue and it's all being contained over here.  He really needs to add some realism to his original idea... wave an empty gun around at everyone while he's lighting off his fireworks. That'll sure show those gun fanatics.
Title: Re: Primitive Wishes to Die in Public
Post by: DLR Pyro on July 29, 2014, 03:02:24 PM
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mindwalker_i (2,906 posts)

Back on the 4th of July, I was in my garage...

 Outside, firecrackers were going off, but I didn't have any. So I went over to the front door, suck my head out, and yelled "BANG" really loud. Scared the crap out of my wife.
 
But I was thinking, wouldn't it be fun to do that at an open carry rally? Of course, one would need to be a little careful of where they were when doing it, but the resulting mayhem could go a long way toward reducing the popularity of said rallies

What this DUmmy doesn't understand about us open carry supporters is that unlike the gangbangers who illegally carry guns and shoot in a spray and pray method randomly into crowds of innocents at the first sign of provocation, we take the time to assess the situation, identify the threat, take careful aim to only hit the intended target and hold our fire if there is a chance of hitting something other than the intended target.

Him yelling "BANG" loudly at an open carry rally would only result in him looking like a stupid asshole with an agenda he is trying to carry out.