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Title: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: miskie on July 23, 2014, 10:17:25 AM
A very smelly thread can be found HERE. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025279388)

Quote from: raccoon (22,835 posts)

Do we really need to use deodorant?

If you spend almost all of your time in an air-conditioned building, and you shower every day, I really question the need for it. Maybe occasionally, if on that particular day you’re going to hit yard sales or going to an outdoor picnic.

I know some people might feel the need for it all the time. If you’re a person who sweats a lot. If you’re outside a lot, and so on.

What say you?


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: diesel driver on July 23, 2014, 10:26:39 AM
I have no words for this, none whatsoever...
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 23, 2014, 10:32:24 AM
I like the smell of DUmmies in the morning......words never spoken.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: DefiantSix on July 23, 2014, 10:51:22 AM
Deodorant or a fire hose, DUmbshits.  Your choice. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: USA4ME on July 23, 2014, 10:54:27 AM
Quote from:
BKH70041

1. Yes

That is all.

The question was answered in the first reply. The rest of the primitives are too stupid to say "Oh look, someone has already answered in a way that requires no further replies or explanations." Nah, they have to throw in their own kook thoughts just to appear as though they have a clue.

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Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: Chris_ on July 23, 2014, 10:54:54 AM
Spend your day around a bunch of curry-eating coworkers, and you'll wish there was something stronger than deodorant.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: DefiantSix on July 23, 2014, 10:57:54 AM
Spend your day around a bunch of curry-eating coworkers, and you'll wish there was something stronger than deodorant.

There is, but napalm isn't generally available for civilian use.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: obumazombie on July 23, 2014, 11:02:57 AM
The air circulating out of an airplane's cabin causes chemtrails.
You never see those in the middle east.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: hillneck on July 23, 2014, 11:05:51 AM
I paddled over to Skin's Island and they are actually having debate on this issue.  The DUmmies never cease to amaze me in their quest for being social outcasts.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: Zathras on July 23, 2014, 11:13:30 AM
DUmmys....please do not use deoderant. That way we can tell you're in the area and go another direction to avoid contact with your worthless asses.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: lastparker on July 23, 2014, 11:34:11 AM
DUmmys....please do not use deoderant. That way we can tell you're in the area and go another direction to avoid contact with your worthless asses.

^^^^^
This.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 23, 2014, 11:49:12 AM
There is, but napalm isn't generally available for civilian use.  :fuelfire:

Recipes are available . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: DefiantSix on July 23, 2014, 11:52:56 AM
Recipes are available . . . :whistling:

I elect to exercise my 5th Amendment right, and decline to affirm or deny the validity of that assertion...  :uhsure: :-)
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 23, 2014, 01:18:40 PM
Try spending some time in India, where deodorant is unheard of and isn't even available for purchase by civilized ex-pats.

A billion curry-eaters jammed cheek by jowl, less than half of whom have access to toilets or running water.

Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: Evil_Conservative on July 23, 2014, 01:36:14 PM
I guess if you're good at sitting on ass, you probably don't need to use as much deodorant.  You should still use it though.  I work up a sweat in my air conditioned house.  But then again, I actually clean my house and take care of my kid's.  Not post on message boards all day.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on July 23, 2014, 01:38:21 PM
There is, but napalm isn't generally available for civilian use.  :fuelfire:

Naptha/Soap and gasoline.  Disinfectant and sterilizer all in one.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 23, 2014, 01:48:19 PM
Honestly, it depends tremendously on individual body chemistry and diet.  Some people will smell bad four hours after a shower and sitting still in AC the whole time, and require total chemical war to get along socially.  Others can work all day outside in the sun and smell like nothing but healthy human.

I doubt that any significant percentage of the DUmmies are in the 'Always freshly-bathed' category, though.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 23, 2014, 02:03:43 PM
I doubt that any significant percentage of the DUmmies are in the 'Always freshly-bathed' category, though.

That's relative--define 'freshly bathed.'  What time frame?  Weeks?  Days?  Months? :whistling: :runaway: :tongue:
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 23, 2014, 02:05:50 PM
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/0-jtUFc0fM4/hqdefault.jpg)

Primitives enjoying the sunshine deodorant free!
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: diesel driver on July 23, 2014, 02:09:59 PM
That's relative--define 'freshly bathed.'  What time frame?  Weeks?  Days?  Months? :whistling: :runaway: :tongue:

DUmmies are fiends for bathing.

It's nothing for them to take 2-3 baths a year.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: obumazombie on July 23, 2014, 03:18:39 PM
DUmmies are fiends for bathing.

It's nothing for them to take 2-3 baths a year.
A leap year.
Title: Re: Sometimes they make it too easy-"Do we really need to use deodorant?"
Post by: DefiantSix on July 23, 2014, 03:48:19 PM
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/0-jtUFc0fM4/hqdefault.jpg)

Primitives enjoying the sunshine deodorant free!

Didn't even have to click on that, and my eyes are already watering. :puke: