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Title: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 22, 2014, 12:27:06 PM
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steve2470 (21,858 posts)

Let's think good thoughts for California, send them good vibes (drought not going away)

http://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/Home/StateDroughtMonitor.aspx?CA





http://www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov/products/expert_assessment/sdo_summary.html



Yep, that should fix it.  If only they had water supplies not blocked off to rescue minnows...

(http://images.onlyfatrabbit.com/uploads/2014/01/heartwarmingfish.jpg)

Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: NHSparky on July 22, 2014, 12:28:48 PM
Dry up and blow away, for all I care.
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: Wineslob on July 22, 2014, 12:40:29 PM
But, but, L.A. is getting SERIOUS:

http://www.mercurynews.com/drought/ci_26174162/california-drought-one-water-cop-patrols-all-los


So Cal. does nothing but drain No. Cal. dry.
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: DefiantSix on July 22, 2014, 12:40:40 PM
Dry up and blow away, for all I care.

The sooner the better...
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: DefiantSix on July 22, 2014, 12:42:39 PM
But, but, L.A. is getting SERIOUS:

http://www.mercurynews.com/drought/ci_26174162/california-drought-one-water-cop-patrols-all-los


So Cal. does nothing but drain No. Cal, Nevada, Utah, Arizona and Colorado dry.

Fixt to show the true magnitude of the problem.
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 22, 2014, 12:52:56 PM
DUmmie solution: use pacific ocean water to water the tress and lawns of the evil rich, it will never run out.
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: 67 Rover on July 22, 2014, 12:59:02 PM
Ole Barky will decommission all of the U.S. aircraft carriers and station them in California to use the desalinization capabilities.


Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: Dori on July 22, 2014, 01:06:42 PM
I get tired of all the CA bashing.  I'm third generation.

California wasn't always a blue state.  We've given the R's two presidents, Reagan being one.

 

Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: Wineslob on July 22, 2014, 02:46:22 PM
I get tired of all the CA bashing.  I'm third generation.

California wasn't always a blue state.  We've given the R's two presidents, Reagan being one.


This.    :cheersmate:

If you look at a red/blue map of California, the majority of the state is held hostage by San Francisco, L.A. and any other Liberal/Progressive"hot spots". The REST of us HATE the Libs.
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: DefiantSix on July 22, 2014, 02:59:47 PM

This.    :cheersmate:

If you look at a red/blue map of California, the majority of the state is held hostage by San Francisco, L.A. and any other Liberal/Progressive"hot spots". The REST of us HATE the Libs.

You mean like the map I posted up HERE (http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=97230.msg1227951#msg1227951)?

Same arguments I posted there - against dividing Califunny into 6 different leftist shitholes instead of one - apply here.  The maps showing all that red in California are misleading, because there is almost NOBODY IN THOSE RED AREAS (compared to the  urban Dhimmi'Rat shitholes that keep you perpetually out-voted).

Califunny may have given us 2 Presidents, but ONE of those presidents gave us the first AMNESTY which turned Califunny blue in the first damned place.

Folks, I was born there, but I will never admit it.
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 22, 2014, 04:22:35 PM

This.    :cheersmate:

If you look at a red/blue map of California, the majority of the state is held hostage by San Francisco, L.A. and any other Liberal/Progressive"hot spots". The REST of us HATE the Libs.

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.607996850550210786&pid=1.7)
We're gonna fix that, pendejo.

You mean like the map I posted up HERE (http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=97230.msg1227951#msg1227951)?

Same arguments I posted there - against dividing Califunny into 6 different leftist shitholes instead of one - apply here.  The maps showing all that red in California are misleading, because there is almost NOBODY IN THOSE RED AREAS (compared to the  urban Dhimmi'Rat shitholes that keep you perpetually out-voted).

Califunny may have given us 2 Presidents, but ONE of those presidents gave us the first AMNESTY which turned Califunny blue in the first damned place.

Folks, I was born there, but I will never admit it.

The other gave us the EPA, and the unintended consequences thereof.  I hate California as much as I hate Chicago, which I will admit to being born in and would dance a jig if it got nuked.
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: obumazombie on July 22, 2014, 05:01:51 PM
Up twinkles for the granola state.
Maybe that bastion of lib progressivism Detroit can send some water to upper Mexico.
They have so much there they are about to give it away for free.
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 22, 2014, 05:32:24 PM
I still say my "DUmmie solution" of using sea water is the answer. We use sea water to water everything at least 30 miles inland....and all pot crops.

The west coast....hell, it's full of terrorist so let's call it the "West Bank"....needs to get the treatment the Romans gave ...uh...that place I can't remember at the moment...kill it with salt.
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: dutch508 on July 22, 2014, 06:30:38 PM
I still say my "DUmmie solution" of using sea water is the answer. We use sea water to water everything at least 30 miles inland....and all pot crops.

The west coast....hell, it's full of terrorist so let's call it the "West Bank"....needs to get the treatment the Romans gave ...uh...that place I can't remember at the moment...kill it with salt.

Carthage? Yeah... not the best example. They beat Rome until the last war...
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: ChuckJ on July 22, 2014, 07:29:45 PM
Carthage? Yeah... not the best example. They beat Rome until the last war...

Considering the state the left currently has the country in it may be a fairly apt example.
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: DefiantSix on July 22, 2014, 08:37:24 PM
Considering the state the left currently has the country in it may be a fairly apt example.

Ed Zachary. :hi5:
Title: Re: Up Sparkles for California
Post by: SVPete on July 22, 2014, 08:59:57 PM
Carthage? Yeah... not the best example. They beat Rome until the last war...
Nope, while suffering defeats in some battles, Rome was 3 for 3. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punic_Wars)