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Title: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 21, 2014, 09:31:56 AM
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trumad (36,808 posts)

Republicu*t
 
I don't use the word because I find it offensive... but last nights True Blood episode had me laughing my ass off.

Here's was the best part of the show last night---a show that's really sucked it up the last two seasons. Excuse the pun...

True Blood" fans know to expect plenty of bloodshed, often in unique circumstances. But on Sunday night's episode, the show stepped it up a notch.

Vampires Eric and his progeny Pam attended a Ted Cruz fundraiser supposedly held at the George W. Bush Presidential Library in Dallas to search for the parents of their enemy, Sarah Newlin.

Trying to blend in, Eric dons a Western-style suit with a bolo instead of a necktie while Pam puts on a purple dress worthy of a gala on either side of the aisle.

But when she catches a glimpse of herself in a mirror, Pam utters a line that would light up Twitter:

"Oh...my...god... I'm a Republi****"

When Sarah shows up with the yakuza in hot pursuit, a bloody massacre ensues.
 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/20/true-blood-ted-cruz-george-w-bush_n_5604451.html

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mikeysnot (2,143 posts)

1. Watched last night.

Wife and I were rolling on that one, we actually use that term when it fits...

Of course you and your demo**** wife do.


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SidDithers (33,110 posts)

3. Result of the inevitable alert...

Republicu*t
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025269620

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Brickbat (16,145 posts)

9. Wait, walk me through this.

Because it was used against Republicans, the slur was funny? I don't quite see the joke -- and who knows, maybe it's because I don't watch the show -- but I'm trying to understand, because it seems like a hoot. Or maybe it's because a woman described herself with the gender-based slur? Help!

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PeaceNikki (21,660 posts)

10. It's artistic license and not shocking from the character

She's a member of a community literally hunted by the religious right for decades.

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Brickbat (16,145 posts)

11. She usually uses gender-based slurs?

Or is the term usually used on the show?

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PeaceNikki (21,660 posts)

13. She is a foul-mouth bad ass. I don't think they've used the term before, hence the kerfuffle.

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Laffy Kat (501 posts)

12. Wish I had been on this jury.
 
It's not a partisan word. It's a hateful slur for any woman. Your post is offensive and you should self-delete.

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CatWoman (69,258 posts)

14. I disagree

context is everything.

Yeah.

Tell her she's just being hysterical.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025269620
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 21, 2014, 10:10:53 AM
7 days/28 days = 1/4 of the time the wymins on DU are  ...uh...highly emotional and extremely sensitive to any mention of their delicate condition.

 :runaway: I'll be in the hills the rest of the day.

Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: Carl on July 21, 2014, 10:31:28 AM
Another day another example of leftist hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: dutch508 on July 21, 2014, 10:35:42 AM
It's like this with women...

In a 30 day period [no pun] you got 5 bad period days. In addition, you have 7 days prior and 7 days after that suck. 4 days prior to that aren't good, and 4 days after aren't that good either. 3 days before and after that are ok... sometimes...

So... out of a 30 day period, 33 days are not the best for men to be around...

Just remember Dutch's 3 rules for dealing with women:

1. Just apologize now. it won't help but shit- it couldn't hurt. much.
2. NEVER roll your eyes when the woman is discussing something important to them... which is everything. See rule 1.
3. It's easier to just do what she wants. You are not going to get what you want with out an argument in which case, see rule 1 and 2.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 21, 2014, 10:49:13 AM
It's like this with women...

In a 30 day period [no pun] you got 5 bad period days. In addition, you have 7 days prior and 7 days after that suck. 4 days prior to that aren't good, and 4 days after aren't that good either. 3 days before and after that are ok... sometimes...

So... out of a 30 day period, 33 days are not the best for men to be around...

Just remember Dutch's 3 rules for dealing with women:

1. Just apologize now. it won't help but shit- it couldn't hurt. much.
2. NEVER roll your eyes when the woman is discussing something important to them... or do my favorite thing with "X".... "Huh?...were you talking to me?" which is everything. See rule 1.
3. It's easier to just do what she wants. You are not going to get what you want with out an argument in which case, see rule 1 and 2.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: 67 Rover on July 21, 2014, 12:30:25 PM
So if I understand this show correctly the Democrat's are vampires ?  Yea, that sounds about right.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 21, 2014, 12:39:13 PM
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Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: DLR Pyro on July 21, 2014, 12:56:17 PM
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PeaceNikki (21,660 posts)

10. It's artistic license and not shocking from the character

So what I'm taking away from here is that artistic license is good when it is demeaning to conservatives such as when the movie "Death of a President" depicted an assassination on President Bush, but bad when it demeans a liberal such as when the DUmmies got their knickers all in a bunch when the movie "The Bible" the character of satan had a resemblance to obama...

(http://tribktla.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/obama-satan.jpg)
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: Zathras on July 21, 2014, 02:18:07 PM
And also remember the glee the DUmbasses had exhibited when Bush's head ended up on a pike next to Ned Stark's in the first season of Game of Thrones.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 21, 2014, 02:44:16 PM
So, if we called them 'Democ***s' they'd just take it in context and not be offended...?
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: miskie on July 21, 2014, 05:17:27 PM


This one goes out to trumad and all of the Klams.

It is very NOT SAFE FOR WORK - so much so that even playing the video with the volume off may be an issue, so I'm just leaving you the link, without the YouTube embed. - There is no nudity, just lots and lots of bad words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0doSWS0Fj24)
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: Revolution on July 21, 2014, 05:34:48 PM
Yeah... context is everything. (unless it disagrees with me, then shut the **** up!!)

Oh, and I'm going to remember that "artistic license" line in the future, PeaceNikki. Can't wait to see how the shoe fits on the other side, you ****.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 21, 2014, 05:50:59 PM
I just saw this....

"There is no such thing as inner beauty....that was invented by ugly women."

Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 21, 2014, 08:43:46 PM
An entity known for sucking the life out of everything around it.... is represented by vampires.  The primitives won't recognize the irony.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on July 21, 2014, 08:57:34 PM
An entity known for sucking the life out of everything around it.... is represented by vampires.  The primitives won't recognize the irony.

No.  They actually seem to identify with it.

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PeaceNikki (21,660 posts)

10. It's artistic license

Three words that are all you need to know about the leftards.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 21, 2014, 11:14:42 PM
The c-word is on the level as the n-word. DUmmies are sexists and racists.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: Wahooserious on July 21, 2014, 11:23:35 PM
I think Sandra Fluke is a Demoslut, myself.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: obumazombie on July 22, 2014, 12:26:45 AM
They sure know how to major in the minors, and trip over mouseturds.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: RobJohnson on July 22, 2014, 08:21:47 AM
I think Sandra Fluke is a Demoslut, myself.

 :-)
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: diesel driver on July 22, 2014, 08:47:37 AM
7 days/28 days = 1/4 of the time the wymins on DU are  ...uh...highly emotional and extremely sensitive to any mention of their delicate condition.


When talking about DUmmies, is isn't just the "wymins" with this "problem"... :lmao:
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: dutch508 on July 22, 2014, 08:53:06 AM
When talking about DUmmies, is isn't just the "wymins" with this "problem"... :lmao:

wymins. those that identify as wymins. those that act like pussies.

otherwise anyone that posts at the DUmp
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: Maxiest on July 22, 2014, 09:28:34 AM
It's like this with women...

In a 30 day period [no pun] you got 5 bad period days. In addition, you have 7 days prior and 7 days after that suck. 4 days prior to that aren't good, and 4 days after aren't that good either. 3 days before and after that are ok... sometimes...

So... out of a 30 day period, 33 days are not the best for men to be around...

Just remember Dutch's 3 rules for dealing with women:

1. Just apologize now. it won't help but shit- it couldn't hurt. much.
2. NEVER roll your eyes when the woman is discussing something important to them... which is everything. See rule 1.
3. It's easier to just do what she wants. You are not going to get what you want with out an argument in which case, see rule 1 and 2.

Stole your rules for dealing with women for Facebook.  Never seen truer words spoke.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: obumazombie on July 22, 2014, 09:38:40 AM
Stole your rules for dealing with women for Facebook.  Never seen truer words spoke.
While you are at it, memorize this poem...
You right,
You're so right
You're absolutely right,
You've been right all along,
You were right,
And I was wrong.

My Father in law made me memorize that before I could get married.
Title: Re: Some ****s are more equal than others
Post by: diesel driver on July 23, 2014, 09:52:56 AM
wymins. those that identify as wymins. those that act like pussies.

otherwise anyone that posts at the DUmp

Like I said...    :lmao: