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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on July 20, 2014, 10:10:56 PM
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Cops: Woman Tried To Shoplift Vibrator By Hiding Device Behind Her Child In Stroller
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/shoplifter-hid-vibrator-behind-child-576342
A woman who allegedly tried to steal a vibrator from the “love section†of a Spencer’s gift shop in South Carolina was foiled when a store employee spotted her stashing the device behind her child, who was seated in a stroller, police report.
Misty Ann Lee, 38, was nabbed Friday afternoon inside the WestGate Mall in Spartanburg, according to a police report. She was cited for shoplifting and booked into the county jail (from which she was released late Friday evening).
What a moron! DUmmies sure talk about vibrators. I wonder is anyone at DU has bragged about stealing vibrators.
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Yeah, she'd need one.
:ashamed:
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hAAAA. 20 + years ago for a wedding gift I received a basket of Honey Moon treats from co workers that had bought them at some store at the mall, or a dirty book store ???
Lots of lotions, a dozen or so of rubbers a few strange things that are called Cock Rings and a Dildo. I decided to paint a face on the dildo and put it on the book case to the horror of my adult kids.
Nothing in the basket was used, we were at the age that all of this stuff was a had been and gone by lust and we were into it for the long turn love that did not depend on Lust but partnership and a roll in the hay way was occasional but welcomed.
Love ----- Lust --we do not teach our children that lust is a short time thing until satisfied for both partners. When satisfied , off both go looking for not love but lust and it may take years before one decides that lust is no replacement for Love.
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This story is all the buzz on the internet!
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Woman shoplifts a vibrator.....that's earth shaking.
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:lol: Yup! suffice it to say it's a penetrating story!
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The story covered every angle.
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Was she trying to escape through the back door? :whistling: :naughty: