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Title: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 20, 2014, 08:49:41 PM
Remember: This is the crowd that insists that sex is so sacrosanct we need a federal mandate for employers to support casual sex.

These Proglodytes, they got the whole "sex is natural, warm, tender, fun and nourishing" thing worked out.

We, on the other hand, are still fumbling in the dark trying to unhook a bra clasp.




BEHOLD THE FULFILLING SEX LIVES OF YOUR LIBERATED SEXUAL SUPERIORS AND BE STRUCK WITH ENVY!!!


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davidn3600 (3,060 posts)

Man sends wife spreadsheet detailing the times she denied him sex for the last month
   
Last edited Sun Jul 20, 2014, 01:14 PM - Edit history (1)
 
A man decided to let his wife know that he was unsatisfied with their relationship – by sending her a spreadsheet detailing all the excuses she gave for not having sex with him.

In a post on the sub-Reddit /r/Relationships, a 26-year-old woman revealed that as she was driving to the airport for a 10-day business trip, her husband (also 26) sent her an email containing the offending spreadsheet.

I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since 1 June, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment.

“This is a side of him I have never seen before,” she added. “Bitter, immature, full of hatred.”

She said he has cut off contact with her since sending the email.


http://news.ie.msn.com/entertainment/man-sends-wife-spreadsheet-of-all-the-times-she-denied-him-sex


Here is the spreadsheet he made..

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EDIT TO ADD...
I post a story I found to be somewhat amusing and I get attacked once again by a certain clique here

I thought it was a little funny a guy would be that immature about not getting any sex that he'd create a spreadsheet like that. And I thought I'd share the link (from msn.com).

And then I and a couple other DUers get attacked in here. Some people need a sense of humor. Christ almighty! The world has so much crap going on right now...take a break for a second!

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BainsBane (27,328 posts)

198. Jury results

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"Attacked by a certain clique" his constant whining about DU and self declared martyrdom is tiresome. Put him out of his misery by hiding this OP.

JURY RESULTS

   A randomly-selected Jury of DU members completed their review of this alert at Sun Jul 20, 2014, 02:40 PM, and voted 2-5 to LEAVE IT ALONE.

   Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
 Explanation: No! I am not going to vote to hide. He added the stuff about the certain clique in an edit when this clique - and yes, it IS a clique - bullied him. I'm a woman, too, and I'm tired of this handful of bullies attacking anything on DU that doesn't adhere to their particular feminist values. There are REAL issues where women are disadvantaged and need fair treatment. Silly posts like this are not in that category.
   Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT
 Explanation: I don't think it's funny at all. Sounds like a personal tragedy, and impending divorce. Sad.
   Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
 Explanation: Grow up.
   Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
 Explanation: Why do som,e DUers want to silence contrary opinions than debating or ignoring?
   Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
 Explanation: No explanation given
   Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
 Explanation: No explanation given
 Juror #7 voted to HIDE IT
 Explanation: I will not be a part of this crap on DU. Grow up.

   Thank you.

Note the actual alert message is meaningless compared to juror 2's insistence on denouncing the horrible women of DU who do not stay silent on her command, whether it be about men who consider women by nature sexually deficient, the "unimportant" Hobby Lobby ruling, or "weak" women who think there is something wrong with PMs threatening rape and insulting women as "c...ts." But AS A WOMAN she insists women who speak in public without her approval are a nasty clique.

As for the actual alert message, never mind. It had absolutely nothing to do with sexism, but don't let that interefere with the more important mission of a juror to wield a grudge against "cliques" who refuse to acknowledge that men always know best and women must stay silent on her command AS A WOMAN. AS A WOMAN juror 2 says speaking about issues that don't meet her approval make you "a bully."

Whining about DU is justified as long as you are whining about the unimportant members of DU who don't stay in their place and refuse to defer to their betters, betters who insist what you care about is not "real." Now, if you devote yourself to something important, like impeaching Obama and working to undermine the Democratic Party, then that's okay. Just don't under any circumstances talk about anything as un-"real" as women's rights, the right to consent to sex, SCOTUS decisions establishing inequality under the law, or anything so trivial.

In the meantime, I owe another $50 to a certain candidate's presidential exploratory campaign.

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CBGLuthier (10,157 posts)

26. Too bad he did not document whatever lousy technique he is using to "coax" her.
 
Is he kind? Does he cook? Does he talk to her about her life? Does he give her a back rub, with no expectations? Does he do anything worthwhile at all to make her want to be intimate? Does he, as we all suspect, suck in bed (and not in a good way)?

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blueamy66 (6,630 posts)

94. She married him.

Does one have to perform certain tasks in order to have sex?

Really?

Heck, all I have to do is look at my BF smile at me...don't need to have laundry done or the car washed.



And then there's this:



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Tuesday Afternoon (52,959 posts)

70. Hit and Run.

Paging EarlG.

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pintobean (12,420 posts)

73. Huh?

Do you think the OP should be PPRed for posting this and not replying? This thread seems to be doing just fine without him.

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Tuesday Afternoon (52,959 posts)

80. well, well ... slow day at Discussionist is it? Didn't realize you are the arbiter of how threads

are doing over here.

naturally, I bow to thy better Manly judgement.

Thank you for showing me the error of my ways, O Mighty pintobean.

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pintobean (12,420 posts)

83. Another wtf post.
 
Just a load of bs instead of an answer to a simple question.

I guess the peace efforts were bs as well.

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Tuesday Afternoon This message was hidden by Jury decision. Hide

86. peace off, pintobean. **** you and the BS that crowd has dumped on my ass. Following me around
 
talking about unflattering pictures of me and blocking me and then allowing me back in and all the shitty games you all play
.

**** the whole lot of you.

I no longer give a shit.

POST THE ****ING THE PICTURES OR SHUT THE **** UP.
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A Jury voted 5-2 to hide this post on Sun Jul 20, 2014, 12:55 PM. Reason: This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

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pintobean (12,420 posts)

93. I have no idea what you are talking about

and I'm not part of any crowd. Maybe you should stick to facts and back off from the unfounded personal attacks.

ETA - I didn't alert on any of your posts in this thread.

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Nye Bevan (16,280 posts)

78. Really? Is there a rule that OPs have to post in their own threads?
 
What if you start a threat that garners a lot of interest and then you become busy with something in the real world and don't have time to participate further? What if you are not sure what your thoughts are on something and just want to see what DUers think? Why are you "paging EarlG"?

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Tuesday Afternoon (52,959 posts)

82. No need to school me, Nye. pintobean has shown me the error of my ways.

I bow to you both. Thank you for educating me on how DU3 works.

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Nye Bevan (16,280 posts)

85. For some reason EarlG took no action against *this* "hit and run" poster....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018615644

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Tuesday Afternoon This message was hidden by Jury decision. Hide

88. not clicking on the link. don't give a shit. you can **** off, too.

**** the **** off. **** you. you ****ing ****ity **** **** piece of ****. **** YOU.
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TheCowsCameHome (29,061 posts)

138. One more jury decision, this could have been a Triple Crown,

all in the same afternoon!

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R B Garr (647 posts)

140. And there you have the real reason for this thread--

The agenda is so transparent.

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pintobean (12,420 posts)

147. Really?

What is the agenda here?

[Same article posted in the HOF-heifers forum. -- SGT SB]

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Frustratedlady (9,601 posts)

72. She should make a spreadsheet of how many times he refused to or didn't bother to:
 
Take out the garbage
Pick up his dirty clothes
Help clean up after meals
Help fix meals
Vacuumed
Took out the garbage
Did the grocery shopping

You get my drift....

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blueamy66 (6,630 posts)

119. Really?
 
Is he a gigolo or her husband? He has to do chores for sex???!

Really?????!

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Frustratedlady (9,601 posts)

121. He should do chores to help around the house if she is working, particularly.

That, and a little respect, would go a long way toward a Yes!

Sounds like a jerk, not a husband.

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blueamy66 This message was hidden by Jury decision. Hide

124. Sounds like a frigid chick, not a wife

nt
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redqueen (108,185 posts)

128. Wow. "Frigid"

You actually went there.

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Darkhawk32 (1,984 posts)

154. So sex is a payment for services rendered? ;) n/t

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Frustratedlady (9,601 posts)

164. Absolutely not~ You missed the point of sharing in the chores/responsibilities.

How many times did she mention being tired and/or sweaty/dirty?

When a woman has come home from work, fixed dinner, caught up with some of the laundry, helped the kids with homework/put them to bed and all the other daily chores, the last thing she probably wants to do is have sex.

I just saw this on Facebook. Very interesting:

http://www.tickld.com/x/why-men-and-women-think-differently

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Darkhawk32 (1,984 posts)

170. How do we know he didn't do equal amounts of chores?

The story only gives the wife's side of the story.

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Frustratedlady (9,601 posts)

178. I'm waiting for the "publication" of her spreadsheet, but I'll betcha I'm right. eom

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Darkhawk32 (1,984 posts)

186. How can we take it as truth but rather a vindictive response?

She already broke the third wall when it comes to privacy in her marriage.

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Frustratedlady (9,601 posts)

192. Trust me, the women on this board will know just by the wording.

Trust me!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025266060
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: franksolich on July 20, 2014, 08:56:24 PM
Ohmygawd.

That's hilarious.

<<<and wasn't aware "frigid" is a word the screeching banshee she-women want to forbid.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Chris_ on July 20, 2014, 08:58:55 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/notfunny_zpsc0dce51c.jpg)
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Chris_ on July 20, 2014, 08:59:43 PM
<<<and wasn't aware "frigid" is a word the screeching banshee she-women want to forbid.
Of course it is, because it specifically refers to women and is not gender-exclusive.

Srsly.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Chris_ on July 20, 2014, 09:08:28 PM
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In a post on the sub-Reddit /r/Relationships, a 26-year-old woman revealed that as she was driving to the airport for a 10-day business trip, her husband (also 26) sent her an email containing the offending spreadsheet.
Kids. ::)
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 20, 2014, 09:23:17 PM
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Frustratedlady (9,601 posts)

192. Trust me, the women on this board will know just by the wording.

Trust me!

No further than I can throw you, fat-ass.  All you said is that you'll believe whatever BS the woman says and will make up reasons to make it all the man's fault.

If they're both 26 and she's been stiffing him for a solid month, she's either dead downstairs, messed up upstairs, or screwing her brains out with somebody on the side.  All three are great reasons to dump her before he's sucked in any deeper financially.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 20, 2014, 09:31:54 PM
No further than I can throw you, fat-ass.  All you said is that you'll believe whatever BS the woman says and will make up reasons to make it all the man's fault.

If they're both 26 and she's been stiffing him for a solid month, she's either dead downstairs, messed up upstairs, or screwing her brains out with somebody on the side.  All three are great reasons to dump her before he's sucked in any deeper financially.
Exactly!

In 18 years I refuse my  "X" twice and she went crazy. Now if I had gotten a dollar for every time she refused me, I could have gotten a divorce and made a profit.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 20, 2014, 10:08:56 PM
Do we want to know the sex lives of DUmmies.  :mental: :puke:
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: franksolich on July 20, 2014, 10:25:21 PM
Do we want to know the sex lives of DUmmies.  :mental: :puke:

For prurient reasons, absolutely not.

But for the sake of scientific anthropological research, yes.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 20, 2014, 10:26:42 PM
For prurient reasons, absolutely not.

But for the sake of scientific anthropological research, yes.

I do like studying DUmmies and their behavior. I get the impression DUmmies are very repressed.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Big Dog on July 20, 2014, 10:43:24 PM
Now if I had gotten a dollar for every time she refused me, I could have gotten a divorce and made a profit.

Been there, done that.

There are reasons why they are ex-wives.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Revolution on July 20, 2014, 11:27:01 PM
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blueamy66 (6,630 posts)

94. She married him.

Does one have to perform certain tasks in order to have sex?

Really?

Heck, all I have to do is look at my BF smile at me...don't need to have laundry done or the car washed.

Prepare to be slut shamed by the DU masses!

I bet you're naked under your clothes, too. Whore.

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redqueen (108,185 posts)

128. Wow. "Frigid"

You actually went there.

 :lmao: She went "THERE!" DUM, DUM, DUM!!!
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: jtyangel on July 21, 2014, 12:44:30 AM
 I have always wondered how many of these girls that are 'tired' play on their phone at night, on the computer, or read ridiculous books about sexual relationships(think 50 shades) while stating they are tired and denying themselves and their spouse a REAL sex life instead of a pretend one in a book. *shaking my head*

Did Blue just call one of the clams basically a vagina wallet?  :lmao: :lmao:

As an aside, I will never get the behavior they are describing there. I have girlfriends who do this with their mates as well and I don't get it. I'm thankful for the healthy relationship I am in where we don't have some barter method of you give me what I want and I'll give you what you want. And the girls are giving it on the  cheap who are holding it hostage for a few chores. Happier women not only enjoy sex for itself and as a valuable part of their relationship, but in a thriving relationship they get what they really want which is emotional intimacy and love. Those are real reasons to hold back when the big things are awry and that connection isn't there but only in a serious situation where the partner shows no interest in fueling that connection anymore, not over weather the dishes are done and the floor is mopped. Cheap bitches. I bet they would raise hell if the guy refused to pay a mortgage payment because she didn't get her chores done. lol
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Carl on July 21, 2014, 08:29:16 AM
No further than I can throw you, fat-ass.  All you said is that you'll believe whatever BS the woman says and will make up reasons to make it all the man's fault.

If they're both 26 and she's been stiffing him for a solid month, she's either dead downstairs, messed up upstairs, or screwing her brains out with somebody on the side.  All three are great reasons to dump her before he's sucked in any deeper financially.

He is a meal ticket,nothing more.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: hillneck on July 21, 2014, 01:50:28 PM
I get the impression DUmmies are very repressed.


It goes along with their whole self-loathing attitude most of them have.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 21, 2014, 11:21:08 PM

It goes along with their whole self-loathing attitude most of them have.

Pretty much. Self-hatred is extremely strong in them.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Wineslob on July 22, 2014, 12:29:14 PM
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Juror #7 voted to HIDE THE SALAMI
 Explanation: I will not be a part of this crap on DU. Grow up.



FIXT
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: diesel driver on July 23, 2014, 02:28:00 PM
Been there, done that.

There are reasons why they are ex-wives.

Most make for great punchlines in jokes. 

I do miss my ex, but my aim is improving...   :lmao:
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 23, 2014, 10:33:27 PM
Most make for great punchlines in jokes. 

I do miss my ex, but my aim is improving...   :lmao:

Why do divorces cost so much?

Because they're worth it.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Chris_ on July 23, 2014, 10:53:03 PM
Why do divorces cost so much?

Because they're worth it.
Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: thundley4 on July 23, 2014, 11:24:14 PM
Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

Why do married men live longer?

They don't, it just seems like it.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Wineslob on July 24, 2014, 10:08:32 AM
Why do married men live longer?

They don't, it just seems like it.



 :rofl:
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: diesel driver on July 27, 2014, 09:23:21 AM
I have no problem with sex, the problem I had was my ex was having sex without ME!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: seahorse513 on July 27, 2014, 11:55:48 AM
Sex?? What is that??
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 27, 2014, 03:24:39 PM
Sex?? What is that??

It's this great activity that stops after you get married.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 27, 2014, 04:57:16 PM
It's this great activity that stops after you get married.
Unless you're Bill Clinton, in which case, you just don't have sex with the one married. You have someone to run interference for you and cover up the messes you make as you screw many along the way.

Edit to add: DUmb me always chose smarter women.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: Fourwinds on July 28, 2014, 08:01:31 PM
Maybe if they showed  a little restraint when it comes to things like sex or drug use, they're little memorial page wouldn't have so many names on it.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2014, 08:08:37 PM
Maybe if they showed  a little restraint when it comes to things like sex or drug use, they're little memorial page wouldn't have so many names on it.

Ain't that the truth.
Title: Re: Unlike you sex-hating sex-haters the liberated Proglodytes know how to enjoy sex
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 28, 2014, 08:18:06 PM
Maybe if they showed  a little restraint when it comes to things like sex or drug use, they're little memorial page wouldn't have so many names on it.

Hush, you!   :hammer: