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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ptarmigan on July 20, 2014, 06:48:12 PM

Title: Selfie Leads to Woman's Arrest
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 20, 2014, 06:48:12 PM: Selfie Leads to Woman's Arrest
http://www.wsiltv.com/news/local/Selfie--267742431.html

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FRANKLIN COUNTY-- A West Frankfort woman's Facebook posts landed her in jail.

Police say 27-year-old Danielle Saxton stole from a downtown boutique last week. Then, she posted pictures of herself wearing the merchandise. Investigators say Saxton shared the pics just a few hours after the theft. The images quickly spread on Facebook, and led officers straight to her.

â€œWhat she stole was a very distinct leopard dress,â€ store co-owner Kert Williams explained.

Stupidest criminal. I wonder what Danielle Saxton's DU name is. :mental:
Title: Re: Selfie Leads to Woman's Arrest
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 20, 2014, 07:05:10 PM: Well, since it wasn't a plaid shirt, fat jeans, or a mu-mu, we can be fairly sure she isn't one of the KKKlams.
Title: Re: Selfie Leads to Woman's Arrest
Post by: ADsOutburst on July 20, 2014, 07:08:24 PM: Stealing, and then getting caught by photographing oneself with stolen goods: unspeakably stupid.

Doing so after a number of people have been caught exactly the same way: what is this... I don't even... there is neither a face nor a palm big enough.

(http://www.avsim.su/forum/uploads/monthly_08_2011/post-65040-0-77379300-1314388463.jpg)
Title: Re: Selfie Leads to Woman's Arrest
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 20, 2014, 10:09:33 PM: Quote from: ADsOutburst on July 20, 2014, 07:08:24 PM
Stealing, and then getting caught by photographing oneself with stolen goods: unspeakably stupid.

Doing so after a number of people have been caught exactly the same way: what is this... I don't even... there is neither a face nor a palm big enough.

(http://www.avsim.su/forum/uploads/monthly_08_2011/post-65040-0-77379300-1314388463.jpg)

It would be an epic face palm.
Title: Re: Selfie Leads to Woman's Arrest
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 21, 2014, 07:15:16 AM: Clicked the link, saw the selfie.
I wonder if this isn't a transvestite. Shoplifting expensive clothing is a tranny pastime that is decades old. Taking a selfie fits with the lifestyle as well.

kinda hard to tell the gender in the picture.