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Title: primitives discuss smuggled snails
Post by: franksolich on July 17, 2014, 07:10:01 PM
http://sync.democraticunderground.com/112772520

Oh my.

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eppur_se_muova (22,358 posts)    Wed Jul 16, 2014, 10:12 PM

Sixty-seven giant snails seized at LA airport (BBC)

Sixty-seven live giant African snails have been seized by US customs agents.

The snails, which are prohibited in the US, were found by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) inspectors at Los Angeles International Airport.
 
They arrived from Nigeria and were intended for a person in California, said Lee Harty, a spokeswoman for the customs agency.
 
The molluscs are among the largest land snails in the world and can grow up to 8ins (20cm) long, said officials.
 
The US Department of Agriculture put the snails in an incinerator after they were inspected, said Harty, because they can carry parasites that are harmful to humans, including one that can lead to meningitis.

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more: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-28304560

<<<disagrees; suspects a cooking and baking primitive smuggled them in for escargot.

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littlemissmartypants (4,360 posts)    Wed Jul 16, 2014, 10:15 PM

1. Poor things burned to death. Sad.

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2. True, but like unwanted kittens and pups, this may have prevented further losses.

Never mind the havoc that any invasive species can create.

Still, I'm with you, it's sad.

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rocktivity (38,776 posts)    Wed Jul 16, 2014, 11:07 PM

3. I have mutha****in HAD IT with these mutha****in stories

about mutha****in people smuggling animals onto mutha****in PLANES!!!!!!
Title: Re: primitives discuss smuggled snails
Post by: HawkHogan on July 17, 2014, 09:34:45 PM
The Dummies are crying over snails.

Seriously, kill yourselves.
Title: Re: primitives discuss smuggled snails
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 17, 2014, 10:37:41 PM
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Wed Jul 16, 2014, 10:15 PM
Star Member littlemissmartypants (4,363 posts)

1. Poor things burned to death. Sad.

Sixty-seven snails.

This DUmmy would be hysterical if he saw a bug zapper, or a windshield driving through Florida.

Seriously, I think this is the first time the DUmp has mourned bugs.
Title: Re: primitives discuss smuggled snails
Post by: ChuckJ on July 17, 2014, 10:39:14 PM
The Dummies are crying over snails.

Seriously, kill yourselves.

They haven't got time. Too many unborn murdered babies to cheer for and too many dead snails to cry for.
Title: Re: primitives discuss smuggled snails
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 18, 2014, 07:56:24 AM
OH NO! If those things get loose here we'll have to import some Frenchmen to eat them to control 'em.
Title: Re: primitives discuss smuggled snails
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 18, 2014, 09:11:28 AM
OH NO! If those things get loose here we'll have to import some Frenchmen to eat them to control 'em.

 :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

Don't ever suggest importing Frogs.

Ever.

:tongue:
Title: Re: primitives discuss smuggled snails
Post by: Dori on July 18, 2014, 11:07:39 AM
<<<disagrees; suspects a cooking and baking primitive smuggled them in for escargot.

Your right....they are considered a delicacy in Africa. 

I just read where they can eat the paint and stucco off of your house.
Title: Re: primitives discuss smuggled snails
Post by: Bad Dog on July 18, 2014, 11:30:45 AM
Apparently the border jumping snails had little potential as future democrap voters.
Title: Re: primitives discuss smuggled snails
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 18, 2014, 11:56:15 AM
Apparently the border jumping snails had little potential as future democrap voters.
Why not?.....they're slugs aren't they?
Title: Re: primitives discuss smuggled snails
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 18, 2014, 12:31:52 PM
Escargot dipped in garlic butter.

Mmmmm.