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Title: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: franksolich on July 17, 2014, 05:55:05 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018640731

Oh my.

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Ultrasonic Teeth Cleaning - seriously why has no one told me about this before!!!

I am very very anal retentive about my teeth. Probably from decades of my mother hounding me should I miss a cleaning. Plus I know one of the quickest ways to heart disease is thru bad gums.
 
But I hate going. Those scrappy things cleaning the plaque is sheer torture. Last visit I joked around about other options and she said she could do ultrasonic cleaning so I said I'd try it next visit.
 
Seriously, why hasn't anyone told me about this before. My plaque is all gone, everything is clean and I didn't have to put up with 20 minutes of that damn scrapping. The worst thing I could say about it was when the sonic cleaner was on my back molars. Maybe because it was near my ear drums. I've had similar issues with my Sonic Toothbrush and Sonic face cleaner when I get near my ears.
 
Turns out this thing has been around for awhile but I guess I never asked for it.
 
http://www.deardoctor.com/inside-the-magazine/issue-12/dental-cleanings-using-ultrasonic-scalers/
 
Link with more details about getting ultrasonic cleaning. I do know this much - it doesn't cost anymore to do than regular cleaning and if you have insurance they will cover it. It can be used for every cleaning.

after which a youtube video

Here's a video of what it can do. I only really have coffee stains on the back of my teeth but she said it removed the worst of it.

<<<bets she's got more than coffee stains back there.

Probably sugar stains, chocolate stains, grease stains, candy stains, snack food stains.
Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: franksolich on July 17, 2014, 05:56:15 PM
You know, what is it with Delaware, a blue state, being so far behind the times?

Nebraska, a red state, has had this since God was a boy.
Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: franksolich on July 17, 2014, 06:05:34 PM
You know, I forgot; I dunno if I ever posted this link before.

party time!
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=95538.0
Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 17, 2014, 06:09:11 PM
 would have thought you needed to use a sand blaster and side grinder to clean DUmmie teeth.
Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 17, 2014, 06:11:52 PM
would have thought you needed to use a sand blaster and side grinder to clean DUmmie teeth.

A flamethrower works better . . . :fuelfire:
Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: franksolich on July 17, 2014, 06:21:52 PM
would have thought you needed to use a sand blaster and side grinder to clean DUmmie teeth.

You know, I got nothing against the LynneSin primitive, who strikes me as being in real life rather good-natured and simple.

I used to think she was probably someone reasonably prominent in the Delaware Democrat party, but the more I read her, the more it occurred to me she's just a giggly-gaggly squigly overgrown big girl.

She's probably a state or federal employee, in a low-level job (but with great medical insurance), and probably has been since she was eighteen and just out of high school.

I know the type; we have them in Nebraska too.

There's some sort of "down home" "country girl" who goes to the big city to work, but her real motive is to find a husband.

(This isn't a type representative of all country girls; there's also a sort that goes to the big city to seek fulfillment and purpose.)

The country girl works, and gets in good with other girls in the office; the Tupperware parties, the Avon parties, the sleep-overs, the galling-about--and gets so wrapped up in this world that she omits to look for a husband.

After about twenty years on the job, she's turned from a svelte young woman into a big tub.

It happens all the time.....
Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 17, 2014, 06:31:04 PM
You know, I got nothing against the LynneSin primitive, who strikes me as being in real life rather good-natured and simple.

I used to think she was probably someone reasonably prominent in the Delaware Democrat party, but the more I read her, the more it occurred to me she's just a giggly-gaggly squigly overgrown big girl.

She's probably a state or federal employee, in a low-level job (but with great medical insurance), and probably has been since she was eighteen and just out of high school.

I know the type; we have them in Nebraska too.

There's some sort of "down home" "country girl" who goes to the big city to work, but her real motive is to find a husband.

(This isn't a type representative of all country girls; there's also a sort that goes to the big city to seek fulfillment and purpose.)

The country girl works, and gets in good with other girls in the office; the Tupperware parties, the Avon parties, the sleep-overs, the galling-about--and gets so wrapped up in this world that she omits to look for a husband.

After about twenty years on the job, she's turned from a svelte young woman into a big tub.

It happens all the time.....
Back in the 50's, the high school here in rural S.C. would take the senior class on a trip to Washington D.C.. After a trip to the big city it was a rule of thumb that several of the girls would return to Washington to work at government jobs for a short while....usually a year or two before returning home. I guess they got tired of furnishing the democrats (Kennedys and the like) fresh young girls to deflower because by the time I graduated in 1963, all my senior class got was a 1/2 day picnic in  run down local park.
Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 17, 2014, 06:49:52 PM
Maybe it's just me but i'm seeing....





(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/16/article-0-19D04983000005DC-774_634x463.jpg)
Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: Zathras on July 17, 2014, 08:15:04 PM
Maybe it's just me but i'm seeing....





(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/16/article-0-19D04983000005DC-774_634x463.jpg)

Where did you get the picture of Doug Bulna at the dentist?
Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: USA4ME on July 17, 2014, 08:50:19 PM
How many times you figure they had to poke her face before they found her mouth? I just wish the janitor PCIntern primitive was her dentist.

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Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: Big Dog on July 17, 2014, 11:18:05 PM
How many times you figure they had to poke her face before they found her mouth?

Stick her face in a pan of flour, and look for the wet spot.

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I just wish the janitor PCIntern primitive was her dentist.

Each would go back to the DUmp and tell a bouncy about it, not realizing that she had cast the other as the RepugTeaBagger.
Title: Re: LynneSin gets her teeth cleaned
Post by: Gina on July 18, 2014, 07:46:13 AM
At least when she gets her teeth cleaned the dentist has something to rest his arm on   :-)