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Title: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 15, 2014, 07:07:04 PM: Yeah, so I've seen it a thousand times. Sue me...but this one was really weird.

The Fellowship and I were camping up in this mountain because a tsumani was due to wipe out the lands below. I looked around and there were a hundred freakin hobbits around and they were into everything. I was like, "Where the H--- this these rats come from?" (In my dream I apparently hated hobbits).

And then the elves showed up with groceries from HyVee (my local store). They were brought up in all the plastic bags. I got Chewy Granola bars. The hobbits were overjoyed with Pop-tarts.

at that point, I woke up...thankfully.
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: Dori on July 15, 2014, 07:20:19 PM: What do you eat before bed? Do you fall asleep watching the movie?
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: Big Dog on July 15, 2014, 07:28:52 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 15, 2014, 07:07:04 PM
I had a LOTR dream last night

Was that hot elf chick naked?

I have that dream from time to time.

:-)
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 15, 2014, 07:41:05 PM: Quote from: Dori on July 15, 2014, 07:20:19 PM
What do you eat before bed? Do you fall asleep watching the movie?
I did eat dinner just before bed. and I didn't fall asleep watching the movie.
Dinner: Two bags of Chicken flavor Ramen with 8 oz of cheese and a pound of ground beef mixed in.

and 32 oz of iced tea. Boy I paid for that! Up every two hours....D*** those little hobbits!

@Big Dog. Unfortunately not, otherwise the title would have been different...Dear Penthouse, I had a GREAT dream! just groceries.
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: Big Dog on July 15, 2014, 10:00:16 PM: You know what Sigmund Freud would ask at a time like this...

(http://heroeswiki.com/images/thumb/b/bb/Freud.jpg/250px-Freud.jpg)
"Was that hot elf chick naked?"
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: Wineslob on July 16, 2014, 10:36:53 AM: Thank God you woke up! If you had gotten to the toaster part........... :panic:
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: DefiantSix on July 16, 2014, 11:59:23 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on July 16, 2014, 10:36:53 AM
Thank God you woke up! If you had gotten to the toaster part........... :panic:

Too late...

(http://www.ghostwheel.com/merlin/Personal/notes/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cylon_toaster.jpg)
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 19, 2014, 08:29:07 AM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 15, 2014, 07:07:04 PM
Yeah, so I've seen it a thousand times. Sue me...but this one was really weird.

The Fellowship and I were camping up in this mountain because a tsumani was due to wipe out the lands below. I looked around and there were a hundred freakin hobbits around and they were into everything. I was like, "Where the H--- this these rats come from?" (In my dream I apparently hated hobbits).

And then the elves showed up with groceries from HyVee (my local store). They were brought up in all the plastic bags. I got Chewy Granola bars. The hobbits were overjoyed with Pop-tarts.

at that point, I woke up...thankfully.

How many times do we have to tell you you don't eat the "orange" mushrooms outa the garden?
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 19, 2014, 10:13:27 AM: I thought you said they were orange peanut candy. :thatsright:
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 19, 2014, 11:08:16 AM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 19, 2014, 10:13:27 AM
I thought you said they were orange peanut candy. :thatsright:

Ok, I guess I can see how might get the two mixed up, especially after eatin' the garden mushrooms. heh!
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: vesta111 on July 21, 2014, 08:20:57 PM: Pay attention to the dreams you have that you remember. Roll them about in your head the next morning and wonder what your subconscious is telling you.

Your brain has picked up something you have ignored, pay attention to what your brain is telling you. Some where in there you have missed something in your waking self but your subconscious will pick it up.
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: Wineslob on July 22, 2014, 05:10:54 PM: Quote from: vesta111 on July 21, 2014, 08:20:57 PM
Pay attention to the dreams you have that you remember. Roll them about in your head the next morning and wonder what your subconscious is telling you.

Your brain has picked up something you have ignored, pay attention to what your brain is telling you. Some where in there you have missed something in your waking self but your subconscious will pick it up.

Ummmm, this is Mr. Mannn we're talking about........ :rofl:
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 22, 2014, 07:19:43 PM: Frankly, I'm afraid to find out what that dream meant.

I have really weird dreams. In one dream I laid an egg. and an old lady ghost kept hovering about. I tried to shoo her away because when the egg hatched she would scare the baby.
---that must have been a premonition of Vesta.

I've dreamed of killer barbie dolls. Killer crocodiles sleeping all over a grocery store, and those who woke up a croc would be messily devoured

There was one dream where I could transform into a super hero with wings...but it was a girl superhero, and I was terribly embarrassed if anyone might see me. It actually inspired my creation of a lady super that I tried to sell to Marvel (minus the sex change bit), I called her Black Falcon. ---I even spent $300 bucks to commission an artist to sell the idea.
alas, all I have now have a cool painting in my apartment. I have a digital version if you guys are interested.

I dream about volcanoes a lot. Or where I'm right and everyone is wrong (they all die because they didn't listen to me, and I'm like..."Told ya so").

Yep, any dream interpreter would run screaming from me.
Title: Re: I had a LOTR dream last night.
Post by: thundley4 on July 22, 2014, 07:36:17 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 22, 2014, 07:19:43 PM
Frankly, I'm afraid to find out what that dream meant.

I have really weird dreams. In one dream I laid an egg. and an old lady ghost kept hovering about. I tried to shoo her away because when the egg hatched she would scare the baby.
---that must have been a premonition of Vesta.

I've dreamed of killer barbie dolls. Killer crocodiles sleeping all over a grocery store, and those who woke up a croc would be messily devoured

There was one dream where I could transform into a super hero with wings...but it was a girl superhero, and I was terribly embarrassed if anyone might see me. It actually inspired my creation of a lady super that I tried to sell to Marvel (minus the sex change bit), I called her Black Falcon. ---I even spent $300 bucks to commission an artist to sell the idea.
alas, all I have now have a cool painting in my apartment. I have a digital version if you guys are interested.

I dream about volcanoes a lot. Or where I'm right and everyone is wrong (they all die because they didn't listen to me, and I'm like..."Told ya so").

Yep, any dream interpreter would run screaming from me.

I have bizarre dreams, too, but mine usually occur after I've been awake for extended periods and drinking lots of coffee. When I finally get to sleep, the weird stuff begins.