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Title: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: Chris_ on July 06, 2008, 07:44:56 PM
Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce (http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_1350893___article.html/basement_covered.html)

APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.  The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. 

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: jtyangel on July 06, 2008, 07:55:43 PM
Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken? :-)
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: Chris_ on July 06, 2008, 07:58:41 PM
Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken? :-)

I've never been to Wisconsin.  We all know someone from there, don't we?  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: Chris_ on July 06, 2008, 09:01:11 PM
Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken? :-)

I've never been to Wisconsin.  We all know someone from there, don't we?  :uhsure:

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Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: Chris_ on July 06, 2008, 09:09:29 PM
Being a moran, he'd seen the word "Saucy" used to mean sexually provocative and yet, failed miserably...
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 09:12:18 PM
I think Duke Nukem is from around WI. Come to think of it, he said he was going to have a BBQ this weekend, I never expected he was going to BE the BBQ.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: jtyangel on July 06, 2008, 09:12:28 PM
Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken? :-)

I've never been to Wisconsin.  We all know someone from there, don't we?  :uhsure:

ooh, yes..I'd forgotten about him.


 :uhsure: :-)
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 09:13:13 PM
Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken? :-)

I've never been to Wisconsin.  We all know someone from there, don't we?  :uhsure:

ooh, yes..I'd forgotten about him.


 :uhsure: :-)

Who? Who?  :rotf:
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: jtyangel on July 06, 2008, 09:15:18 PM
Come on, Chris. We know this is autobiographical. What did they have down there, ribs, chicken? :-)

I've never been to Wisconsin.  We all know someone from there, don't we?  :uhsure:

ooh, yes..I'd forgotten about him.


 :uhsure: :-)

Who? Who?  :rotf:
Two words: spotted dick.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: asdf2231 on July 06, 2008, 10:14:53 PM
I have an alibi...

The sauce actually blocks the microwave recievers that the Department Of Homeland Security uses to track the microchip that was implanted in my brain in '02 after I asked too many questions about the Saran Wrap and Cheese Wiz plot.

And I want it noted on the record that I was FULLY clothed under my AR526 Urban Camoflage Coating.

As usual the media is only giving you PART of the story.

(On Edit)

The rest of you better wake up and smell the Cheese Wiz before society comes crashing down and we are all living in trees and flinging poo at each other like monkeys!!!!

Illuminati and the plastic wrap industry man!  They've brought down governments before.
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: jtyangel on July 07, 2008, 06:11:26 AM
I have an alibi...

The sauce actually blocks the microwave recievers that the Department Of Homeland Security uses to track the microchip that was implanted in my brain in '02 after I asked too many questions about the Saran Wrap and Cheese Wiz plot.

And I want it noted on the record that I was FULLY clothed under my AR526 Urban Camoflage Coating.

As usual the media is only giving you PART of the story.

(On Edit)

The rest of you better wake up and smell the Cheese Wiz before society comes crashing down and we are all living in trees and flinging poo at each other like monkeys!!!!

Illuminati and the plastic wrap industry man!  They've brought down governments before.

Chris was right!  :evillaugh: :lmao:
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: Chris_ on July 07, 2008, 06:32:42 AM
I have an alibi...

The sauce actually blocks the microwave recievers that the Department Of Homeland Security uses to track the microchip that was implanted in my brain in '02 after I asked too many questions about the Saran Wrap and Cheese Wiz plot.

And I want it noted on the record that I was FULLY clothed under my AR526 Urban Camoflage Coating.

As usual the media is only giving you PART of the story.

(On Edit)

The rest of you better wake up and smell the Cheese Wiz before society comes crashing down and we are all living in trees and flinging poo at each other like monkeys!!!!

Illuminati and the plastic wrap industry man!  They've brought down governments before.
Don't you mean HNTZ57 cammo?
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: Chris_ on July 07, 2008, 11:06:17 AM
I have an alibi...

The sauce actually blocks the microwave recievers that the Department Of Homeland Security uses to track the microchip that was implanted in my brain in '02 after I asked too many questions about the Saran Wrap and Cheese Wiz plot.

And I want it noted on the record that I was FULLY clothed under my AR526 Urban Camoflage Coating.

As usual the media is only giving you PART of the story.

(On Edit)

The rest of you better wake up and smell the Cheese Wiz before society comes crashing down and we are all living in trees and flinging poo at each other like monkeys!!!!

Illuminati and the plastic wrap industry man!  They've brought down governments before.
Don't you mean HNTZ57 cammo?

Instructions say to apply liberally.  :rimshot:
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 07, 2008, 11:09:53 AM

I would have guessed this was another florida story. :-)
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: Chris_ on July 07, 2008, 11:12:38 AM

I would have guessed this was another florida story. :-)
Gator has a basement?   :-)
Title: Re: Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
Post by: bijou on July 07, 2008, 11:59:42 AM
I have an alibi...

The sauce actually blocks the microwave recievers that the Department Of Homeland Security uses to track the microchip that was implanted in my brain in '02 after I asked too many questions about the Saran Wrap and Cheese Wiz plot.

And I want it noted on the record that I was FULLY clothed under my AR526 Urban Camoflage Coating.

As usual the media is only giving you PART of the story.

(On Edit)

The rest of you better wake up and smell the Cheese Wiz before society comes crashing down and we are all living in trees and flinging poo at each other like monkeys!!!!

Illuminati and the plastic wrap industry man!  They've brought down governments before.
Hehe  :lmao: