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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on July 06, 2008, 06:48:57 PM
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I really wish bidets would catch on in the US.
FarceOfNature (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:29 PM
Original message
I really wish bidets would catch on in the US.
I can not sing enough praises for them, and I won't get into specifics here because of the forum rules
But yeah, they are just amazing for women and cut down on the amount of toilet paper waste.
So I will continue to enjoy my standard-in-every-Argentinian-household bidet until I have to return to the US. Sigh.
For some unknown reason, this whole thing strikes me as funny.
HypnoToad (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:33 PM
Response to Original message
1. I doubt it. Many would mistake them for designer drinking fountains.
Edited on Sun Jul-06-08 06:33 PM by HypnoToad
Besides, the cost of water would go up. I'd rather drink it than have it shot up one of my various body parts, which excludes the mouth too...
Hey! It has to beat an inflatable DUmmy.
FarceOfNature (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:37 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. well you my friend are missing out
and I think the couple extra dollars would be offset by not having to use 5000 trees a month to wipe our collective asses
uppityperson (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:49 PM
Response to Original message
6. Do you have to dry afterwards, or just use a towel?
I've always wondered that. Thank you.
FarceOfNature (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:50 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. you can either use a small amount of TP to dry off if you're not in your own home
at home, I have a small personal towel.
So much for her idea of saving TP. Oh, and BTW. :puke:
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arceOfNature (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:50 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. you can either use a small amount of TP to dry off if you're not in your own home
at home, I have a small personal towel.
EEEwwwwwww!!!!!!!
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arceOfNature (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:50 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. you can either use a small amount of TP to dry off if you're not in your own home
at home, I have a small personal towel.
EEEwwwwwww!!!!!!!
That sounds lovely.
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Seriously, I think the DUmmie is full of shit and lying to get a few kudos from it's fellow DUmmies.
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Would you like a fresh ass-towel, sir?
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I went on a school trip to Italy when I was 15 and some dumbass on the trip took a dump in one. lol Funny what you remember.
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TMI... :rotf:
Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:43 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. I agree with you. They are wonderful, especially for those of us who have extra...
"petals" around the "central flower", if you get my drift.
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TMI... :rotf:
Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:43 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. I agree with you. They are wonderful, especially for those of us who have extra...
"petals" around the "central flower", if you get my drift.
I'm thinking someone's worn out. :lmao:
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
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An enema would be good for the good ol' US of A, too. It would flush the DUmbshits out.
Where do they think that belongs on a "political message board," anyway?
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Bidets were invented by the French as another reason not to take a bath.
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I don't know. I've kind of always liked the idea of freshening up to be prepared for...umm anything. :o
I don't know that a seperate water fountain is necessary to accomplish this task though. :-)
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
She has huge ***** lips.
I shudder to think.... :evillaugh:
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
She has huge ***** lips.
:rotf: You're the man BC :lmao:
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
I read that wrong at first...now I get it..she's saying she has umm...extraordinary inner labia. No comment. :lmao:
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I don't know. I've kind of always liked the idea of freshening up to be prepared for...umm anything. :o
I don't know that a seperate water fountain is necessary to accomplish this task though. :-)
I've never tried to do that over a sink.
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arceOfNature (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:50 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. you can either use a small amount of TP to dry off if you're not in your own home
at home, I have a small personal towel.
EEEwwwwwww!!!!!!!
Hence the barf emoticon.
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
I read that wrong at first...now I get it..she's saying she has umm...extraordinary inner labia. No comment. :lmao:
On anyone else, that might be a sexually provacative thing to ... however, on a liberal, I can only imagine how filthy it must be. :lmao:
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Just install water fountains and monkey bars in ladies' rooms. Problem solved.
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I guess it's going to be "A bidet in every home, an ass in every pot" now?
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I don't know. I've kind of always liked the idea of freshening up to be prepared for...umm anything. :o
I don't know that a seperate water fountain is necessary to accomplish this task though. :-)
I've never tried to do that over a sink.
One doesn't need to be in the line of fire of the water to just freshen up. If you need that much cleaning, you need a bath. :-)
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
I read that wrong at first...now I get it..she's saying she has umm...extraordinary inner labia. No comment. :lmao:
On anyone else, that might be a sexually provacative thing to ... however, on a liberal, I can only imagine how filthy it must be. :lmao:
Eww!
I wouldn't know anything about this topic from any angle of discussion.
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
She has huge ***** lips.
Thanks. I was thinking too many cornholes. Being the DUmp and all. :thatsright:
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
She has huge ***** lips.
Thanks. I was thinking too many cornholes. Being the DUmp and all. :thatsright:
I thought cornholes was a hairstyle.
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TMI... :rotf:
Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-06-08 06:43 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. I agree with you. They are wonderful, especially for those of us who have extra...
"petals" around the "central flower", if you get my drift.
I'm thinking someone's worn out. :lmao:
Damn....beat me to it. :-)
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
She has huge ***** lips.
Thanks. I was thinking too many cornholes. Being the DUmp and all. :thatsright:
I thought cornholes was a hairstyle.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cornhole+cowboy
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I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
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:puke:
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
She has huge ***** lips.
Thanks. I was thinking too many cornholes. Being the DUmp and all. :thatsright:
I thought cornholes was a hairstyle.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cornhole+cowboy
I guess I should stop telling people that sometimes my daughter puts her hair in cornholes.
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I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again! :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
She has huge ***** lips.
Thanks. I was thinking too many cornholes. Being the DUmp and all. :thatsright:
I thought cornholes was a hairstyle.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cornhole+cowboy
I guess I should stop telling people that sometimes my daughter puts her hair in cornholes.
Yep. You're probably thinking of cornrows.
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I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again! :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:
Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:
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I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again! :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:
Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:
Knot eye. I used a mirror.
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I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again! :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:
Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:
Knot eye. I used a mirror.
Aw man. Not an image I need before bed time. :hammer:
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I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again! :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:
Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:
Knot eye. I used a mirror.
Not a laughing matter is it? :-)
I had a boss who had hemmy surgery. He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant. :o
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I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again! :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:
Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:
Knot eye. I used a mirror.
Not a laughing matter is it? :-)
I had a boss who had hemmy surgery. He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant. :o
Truthfully, I've never had the experience.
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Try getting pregnant then Undies. You get these things sprouting out your ass for 9+ months. :hyper:
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I have to admit, I'm clueless as to what extra petals around a central flower are, :confused: :bump:
She has huge ***** lips.
You could tie those things in a knot.
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I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again! :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:
Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:
:lmao:
Knot eye. I used a mirror.
:lmao:
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Last week I saw a show on the History Channel on bathrooms. Anywho, they did the toilets made by Toto, a Japanese company. They have built in bidets. It's a freaking toilet with a remote control. It also has an "air dry" to it, so no need for tp or a towel to dry off.
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Unless it is a power washer type force I wouldn't feel clean enough with a bidet. I mean a little man doesn't come out and scrub your no no hole or anything so how can a gentle wash of water get your dirt star clean enough to not leave a trail?
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Unless it is a power washer type force I wouldn't feel clean enough with a bidet. I mean a little man doesn't come out and scrub your no no hole or anything so how can a gentle wash of water get your dirt star clean enough to not leave a trail?
You should have seen those Toto toilets. You pick male/female front/back. From the tv show I could see how they'd "clean" you up.
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Last week I saw a show on the History Channel on bathrooms. Anywho, they did the toilets made by Toto, a Japanese company. They have built in bidets. It's a freaking toilet with a remote control. It also has an "air dry" to it, so no need for tp or a towel to dry off.
Whatever you do, don't push the Button marked ATR...
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Whatever you do, don't push the Button marked ATR..
...."Good morning sir , your penis is under your pillow"...
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Liberals have been giving me 'the red ass' for years......now they want to give me a wet one.
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I thought she meant hemorrhoids.
Thanks to you, I am ruined for life. I looked up hemorrhoids in Google, I didn't realize it was the image search!
I will never be the same ever again! :asssmack: :bolt: :puke:
Alright now. How many looked it up? :uhsure:
Knot eye. I used a mirror.
Not a laughing matter is it? :-)
I had a boss who had hemmy surgery. He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant. :o
I can relate. OUCH!!!
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Bidets rock. I love them. Our hotel in Ireland had one, and let me tell you...it was great.
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Liberals have been giving me 'the red ass' for years......now they want to give me a wet one.
The realities are some Americans have been installing bidets in their homes for many years now, and they are pretty much useless. The bidet takes up floor space and requires additional plumbing. The user has to practically undress to use it. Its use leaves the user having to perform a third, fourth, and fifth step in the bathroom using process. It is burdensome.
Like most things in our world, if bidets were all that great, Americans would have them in abundance. The fact we don't should tell anyone who questions that bidets are really pretty stupid appliances.
We have wonderful toilet paper here in the USA. It does a really good job. For the really fussy, we have "finishing" wet wipes. It takes about thirty seconds and we're out the door.
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^yeah what he said.
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I am still scratching my head over the 'personal towel'..... I would hate to use his restroom and think I was drying my hands on his finishing towel. :mental:
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*shudders*
I'm always "on alert" when I'm in someone else's home. Or country. Let's just say that trying to hold it for two weeks doesn't work in a third world country. Much to my dismay. :-)
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I am still scratching my head over the 'personal towel'..... I would hate to use his restroom and think I was drying my hands on his finishing towel. :mental:
Or pat cool water on your face. (Damn. This towel reminds me of someone I once knew :naughty:)
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I am still scratching my head over the 'personal towel'..... I would hate to use his restroom and think I was drying my hands on his finishing towel. :mental:
Or pat cool water on your face. (Damn. This towel reminds me of someone I once knew :naughty:)
Er.... it smells like butt. :uhsure: :-)
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I am still scratching my head over the 'personal towel'..... I would hate to use his restroom and think I was drying my hands on his finishing towel. :mental:
Or pat cool water on your face. (Damn. This towel reminds me of someone I once knew :naughty:)
Er.... it smells like butt. :uhsure: :-)
Not so much to the rear. :whatever:
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I am still scratching my head over the 'personal towel'..... I would hate to use his restroom and think I was drying my hands on his finishing towel. :mental:
Or pat cool water on your face. (Damn. This towel reminds me of someone I once knew :naughty:)
Er.... it smells like butt. :uhsure: :-)
Not so much to the rear. :whatever:
I swear, the girl needs schoolin' :rotf:
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RE the loon's "personal towel":
(http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/images/prod_zoom_center/arse_face_centre_500_93963.jpg)
Her nose is scrunched as if she smells something shitty...
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RE the loon's "personal towel":
(http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/images/prod_zoom_center/arse_face_centre_500_93963.jpg)
Her nose is scrunched as if she smells something shitty...
:lmao:
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RE the loon's "personal towel":
(http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/images/prod_zoom_center/arse_face_centre_500_93963.jpg)
Her nose is scrunched as if she smells something shitty...
Literacy is a good thing. :evillaugh:
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Literacy is a good thing. :evillaugh:
Thank goodness it's color-coded.
She's purdy. Does she come with the towel?
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I can relate. OUCH!!!
I developed a minor case of hemmorhoids when I got my second motorcycle. It went away after I changed sitting positions.
They don't teach you how to sit on a motorycle. It's just one of those things you have to learn. :(
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Literacy is a good thing. :evillaugh:
Thank goodness it's color-coded.
She's purdy. Does she come with the towel?
If you go to the website with all "her" photos you'll find out "she" is a man. :lmao:
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I can relate. OUCH!!!
I developed a minor case of hemmorhoids when I got my second motorcycle. It went away after I changed sitting positions.
They don't teach you how to sit on a motorycle. It's just one of those things you have to learn. :(
I got mine squirrel hunting. I use to sit on a damp tree stump. Rocket J is my mortal enemy. :argh:
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I can relate. OUCH!!!
I developed a minor case of hemmorhoids when I got my second motorcycle. It went away after I changed sitting positions.
They don't teach you how to sit on a motorycle. It's just one of those things you have to learn. :(
I got mine squirrel hunting. I use to sit on a damp tree stump. Rocket J is my mortal enemy. :argh:
I'm lucky. My personality type will not allow 'roids. Too tight.
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Literacy is a good thing. :evillaugh:
Thank goodness it's color-coded.
She's purdy. Does she come with the towel?
If you go to the website with all "her" photos you'll find out "she" is a man. :lmao:
Then it truely is a DUmmie. Looks like a woman but pee's standing up while sticking shit up its nose.
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Literacy is a good thing. :evillaugh:
Thank goodness it's color-coded.
She's purdy. Does she come with the towel?
If you go to the website with all "her" photos you'll find out "she" is a man. :lmao:
:bawl:
Don't do that to me.
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Literacy is a good thing. :evillaugh:
Thank goodness it's color-coded.
She's purdy. Does she come with the towel?
If you go to the website with all "her" photos you'll find out "she" is a man. :lmao:
:bawl:
Don't do that to me.
I was KIDDING! :innocent:
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He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant. :o
Oh, so, you are divorced also?
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He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant. :o
Oh, so, you are divorced also?
Oh that was good! :lmao:
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He said "I'm tired of living my life around my asshole". After having a single bout with one.... I know exactly what he meant. :o
Oh, so, you are divorced also?
Oh that was good! :lmao:
A tad belated but, I will admit, it was brilliant.