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Title: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: franksolich on July 12, 2014, 06:39:39 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025232668

Oh my.

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Drew Richards (1,491 posts)    Sat Jul 12, 2014, 06:23 PM

Family pet peeves...

Do you have one that just frustrates you?

My brother lives with me and he will never eat the heel of bread loafes...or put lid on bread saver...after a few days that piece can become disgusting and mold the whole loaf if not careful...
 
I know not really that bad but i'm sick of having to always eat the heels because I can't stand wasting food.
 
Whats your family pet peeve?

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Live and Learn (2,446 posts)    Sat Jul 12, 2014, 06:30 PM

1. I gave up pet peeves many moons ago.

When I realized how many grave injustices there were in the world the pet peeves just melted away.

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madamvlb (28 posts)    Sat Jul 12, 2014, 06:31 PM

2. Wet toilet seats

Kids come home after 5 years of college and forgot how to use a toilet.

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tularetom (18,823 posts)    Sat Jul 12, 2014, 06:33 PM

3. M wife refuses to put the toilet seat up after she finishes using it

So I have to lift to up when I go in to take a leak.
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: Chris_ on July 12, 2014, 06:47:51 PM
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Drew Richards (1,491 posts)    Sat Jul 12, 2014, 06:23 PM

Family pet peeves...

Do you have one that just frustrates you?

My brother lives with me and he will never eat the heel of bread loafes (sic)...
I wish that was the worst thing I had to deal with.  You should be old enough to buy your own damn bread.

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tularetom (18,823 posts)    Sat Jul 12, 2014, 06:33 PM

3. My wife refuses to put the toilet seat up after she finishes using it

So I have to lift to up when I go in to take a leak.

Uh oh. :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 12, 2014, 06:49:36 PM
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tularetom (18,823 posts)    Sat Jul 12, 2014, 06:33 PM

3. My wife refuses to put the toilet seat up after she finishes using it

So I have to lift to up when I go in to take a leak.

A dummie male that stands to pee? Wow. That is different. Waaaay different. It's the end times I tell ya!!!!   :lmao:


Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 12, 2014, 06:50:54 PM

Uh oh. :-)

I bet she has a completely different take on that situation there, Chris.   :whistling:
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: Dori on July 12, 2014, 06:51:17 PM
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tularetom (18,823 posts)

3. M wife refuses to put the toilet seat up after she finishes using it
 
So I have to lift to up when I go in to take a leak.

Klam whistle...... :popcorn:
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: Chris_ on July 12, 2014, 06:52:59 PM
Sounds like a job for the Toilet Safety Administration.
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: I_B_Perky on July 12, 2014, 06:53:12 PM
Klam wihistle...... :popcorn:

Klam Whistle? More like a Klam Foghorn!!!   :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 12, 2014, 08:19:18 PM
The heel of a loaf of bread is my favorite piece of bread.....especially when it's thick. :-)

Why doesn't everyone just put everything down, seat and lid, then the next person can lift as much as required.
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: Delmar on July 12, 2014, 08:45:57 PM
The heel of a loaf of bread is my favorite piece of bread.....especially when it's thick. :-)

Why doesn't everyone just put everything down, seat and lid, then the next person can lift as much as required.

I never eat the heel since I found out that they give you curly hair.
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 12, 2014, 09:20:19 PM
I never eat the heel since I found out that they give you curly hair.

I started eating it when I turned 12...this explains alot.
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 13, 2014, 07:19:59 AM
I never eat the heel since I found out that they give you curly hair.

Hell, if eating heels gives you hair, I might be tempted to start chowing down. :whistling:
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: njpines on July 14, 2014, 11:30:02 AM
I never eat the heel since I found out that they give you curly hair.

Hahaha! My mom used to say that -- crusts too  :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: dutch508 on July 14, 2014, 12:06:50 PM
The heel of a loaf of bread is my favorite piece of bread.....especially when it's thick. :-)

Why doesn't everyone just put everything down, seat and lid, then the next person can lift as much as required.

You're thick
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 14, 2014, 08:26:43 PM
DUmmies always have problems with family and they openly talk about it. They can take it to Jerry Springer or Maury Povich.  :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 14, 2014, 08:37:13 PM
DUmmies always have problems with family and they openly talk about it. They can take it to Jerry Springer or Maury Povich.  :lmao: :rotf:

Maury: Are you ready to find out who your real parents are?

Primitive: Yes, Maury! I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, all the self-loathing, victimhood and general idiocy end today!

Maury(opens envelope): Your parents are Rush and Ann Coulter! Unfortunately, they couldn't be here today because when you were born they couldn't deal with you since you wouldn't stop crying.... guess things never change, huh?

Primitive: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! They're IN ME! (pulls out a knife and starts cutting)
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on July 15, 2014, 09:13:21 AM
Maury: Are you ready to find out who your real parents are?

Primitive: Yes, Maury! I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, all the self-loathing, victimhood and general idiocy end today!

Maury(opens envelope): Your parents are Rush and Ann Coulter! Unfortunately, they couldn't be here today because when you were born they couldn't deal with you since you wouldn't stop crying.... guess things never change, huh?

Primitive: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! They're IN ME! (pulls out a knife and starts cutting)
:lol:
Like Luke finding out Vader is his father.
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: USA4ME on July 15, 2014, 11:42:48 AM
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Drew Richards

My brother lives with me and he will never eat the heel of bread loafes... I know not really that bad but i'm sick of having to always eat the heels because I can't stand wasting food.

Sounds like you're the one who doesn't like to eat it since you wish someone else would.

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Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 15, 2014, 12:43:51 PM
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he will never eat the heel of bread loafes

At least he didn't write "heal".
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 15, 2014, 03:04:20 PM
So, the heels won't eat heels.....let them eat cake.
Title: Re: primitives discuss family problems
Post by: vesta111 on July 15, 2014, 03:15:15 PM
So, the heels won't eat heels.....let them eat cake.

That is a problem, easy solve take off the heels when you buy bread and feed them to the birds, they will be more great full then your brother.