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Title: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: MrsSmith on July 06, 2008, 04:48:13 PM
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Pacifist Patriot  (1000+ posts)       Sun Jul-06-08 05:18 PM
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AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet.

 A local assisted living facility ran into a crunch needing a minister for their Sunday afternoon non-denominational service. I got the call on Thursday and agreed to do it with little to no guidance. I figured non-denominational really meant non-denominational Christian. (wee bit of a theological gap, but not insurmountable) I had no idea until I got there that it really meant non-denominational Baptist (uh, right). Whoops! More than a wee bit of a theological gap between me and the congregation. However, except for one woman with daggers shooting out of her eyes, my exegesis of the book of Jonah seemed to be fairly well received.

BUT

Before the service started I couldn't help but overhear three of them loudly talking politics. Two solidly pro-McCain and one simply anti-McCain and not terribly strongly pro-Obama. I wanted to scream when I heard the woman shrilly proclaim that she didn't care what anyone had to say she just KNEW Obama was a Muslim. AAGghh! So ****ing what if he was. The pro-McCain pair said they were frightened of what this country would become if McCain was not president. THEY'RE frightened?! I will give the anti-McCain guy credit when he pushed the issue and got the woman to admit she couldn't vote for Obama because she was racist.

I want to crawl back into a cocoon and not have to listen to such ignorant tripe.
 

Assisted living facility?  Gee, why would any of them have any fear of a Democratic president??  (Terri Schaivo, maybe?)
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: djones520 on July 06, 2008, 04:54:09 PM
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I will give the anti-McCain guy credit when he pushed the issue and got the woman to admit she couldn't vote for Obama because she was racist.

See, right there the story just flopped.  It was actually going believable until he had to try to make it bounce.

I've only met one person before who would actually admit that they where racist.  And they where not the church going type.  This person wouldn't have stood there in church and said "Yeah, I'm gung-ho about McCain, but I'm not going to vote for Obama cause he's a neeeeeegrooooo."  :whatever:
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 05:03:27 PM
I actually know the pacifist patriot from another board way back when and she hasn't changed much nor matured much from the time she and bouncy ball wow'd us with their intellect.  :-)
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 06, 2008, 05:11:33 PM
What I find galling is this woman gives sermons? And she spews foul language like that?
One would think a Christian leader would have a higher sense of responsibility...

On the other hand this is DU. The entire story could be a fabrication.
Still I shudder at people stuck in a room with a DUmmie minister speaking a sermon.
DUmmies despise Christians and all they we stand for. I can only imagine the blasphemies in a sermon spoken by a BDS sufferer.

Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Chris_ on July 06, 2008, 05:23:14 PM
What I find galling is this woman gives sermons? And she spews foul language like that?
One would think a Christian leader would have a higher sense of responsibility...

On the other hand this is DU. The entire story could be a fabrication.
Still I shudder at people stuck in a room with a DUmmie minister speaking a sermon.
DUmmies despise Christians and all they we stand for. I can only imagine the blasphemies in a sermon spoken by a BDS sufferer.


Starts as a stretchy, ends as a bouncy.

No bongs, though.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Chris_ on July 06, 2008, 05:51:25 PM
No bongs. Try again, DUmmy, with some believability this time.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: TheSarge on July 06, 2008, 05:54:59 PM
What I find galling is this woman gives sermons? And she spews foul language like that?
One would think a Christian leader would have a higher sense of responsibility...


Jerimiah Wright and Father Pfleger come to mind.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Tucker on July 06, 2008, 06:14:59 PM
Man.... this story started sooo good. It flopped at the end. I'm disappointed. :whatever:
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: BEG on July 06, 2008, 08:27:40 PM
OMG I "know" this person....HA HA.  She is a Unitarian Universalist "Minister".   :lmao:
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 06, 2008, 08:29:35 PM
OMG I "know" this person....HA HA.  She is a Unitarian Universalist "Minister".   :lmao:
Well she's perfect for DU. She believes in nothing.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: mamacags on July 06, 2008, 08:31:38 PM
What I find galling is this woman gives sermons? And she spews foul language like that?
One would think a Christian leader would have a higher sense of responsibility...


Jerimiah Wright and Father Pfleger come to mind.

He said CHRISTIAN leaders though, not idiots with a big C badge and no real credentials.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: terry on July 06, 2008, 08:37:10 PM
I actually know the pacifist patriot from another board way back when and she hasn't changed much nor matured much from the time she and bouncy ball wow'd us with their intellect.  :-)

It seems to me that she has changed a bit, but not for the better.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: BEG on July 06, 2008, 08:38:09 PM
I actually know the pacifist patriot from another board way back when and she hasn't changed much nor matured much from the time she and bouncy ball wow'd us with their intellect.  :-)

It seems to me that she has changed a bit, but not for the better.

Seriously Terry?  She has gotten worse?  I thought that was possible for her. 
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 08:43:03 PM
I actually know the pacifist patriot from another board way back when and she hasn't changed much nor matured much from the time she and bouncy ball wow'd us with their intellect.  :-)

It seems to me that she has changed a bit, but not for the better.

I broke her, didn't I?  :-)
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: terry on July 06, 2008, 08:43:30 PM
I actually know the pacifist patriot from another board way back when and she hasn't changed much nor matured much from the time she and bouncy ball wow'd us with their intellect.  :-)

It seems to me that she has changed a bit, but not for the better.

Seriously Terry?  She has gotten worse?  I thought that was possible for her. 

Well I'm thinking to back before the 2004 election.   I thought back then she seemed like a relatively normal person.   Bouncy was always a little goofy and had that tendency to exaggerate, but pacific patriot seemed somewhat normal.    She did go nuts in 04, but I remember being pretty surprise at the first DU story I saw from her. 
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: terry on July 06, 2008, 08:44:52 PM
I actually know the pacifist patriot from another board way back when and she hasn't changed much nor matured much from the time she and bouncy ball wow'd us with their intellect.  :-)

It seems to me that she has changed a bit, but not for the better.

I broke her, didn't I?  :-)

Either you or the UU's   :-)   
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 08:46:09 PM
I actually know the pacifist patriot from another board way back when and she hasn't changed much nor matured much from the time she and bouncy ball wow'd us with their intellect.  :-)

It seems to me that she has changed a bit, but not for the better.

Seriously Terry?  She has gotten worse?  I thought that was possible for her. 

Well I'm thinking to back before the 2004 election.   I thought back then she seemed like a relatively normal person.   Bouncy was always a little goofy and had that tendency to exaggerate, but pacific patriot seemed somewhat normal.    She did go nuts in 04, but I remember being pretty surprise at the first DU story I saw from her. 

Is bouncy at the other board? If so, please PM me the link, I may sign up.....  :lmao:
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: terry on July 06, 2008, 08:49:37 PM
I actually know the pacifist patriot from another board way back when and she hasn't changed much nor matured much from the time she and bouncy ball wow'd us with their intellect.  :-)

It seems to me that she has changed a bit, but not for the better.

Seriously Terry?  She has gotten worse?  I thought that was possible for her. 

Well I'm thinking to back before the 2004 election.   I thought back then she seemed like a relatively normal person.   Bouncy was always a little goofy and had that tendency to exaggerate, but pacific patriot seemed somewhat normal.    She did go nuts in 04, but I remember being pretty surprise at the first DU story I saw from her. 

Is bouncy at the other board? If so, please PM me the link, I may sign up.....  :lmao:

Yes but the patriot is not.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: BEG on July 06, 2008, 08:51:46 PM
I actually know the pacifist patriot from another board way back when and she hasn't changed much nor matured much from the time she and bouncy ball wow'd us with their intellect.  :-)

It seems to me that she has changed a bit, but not for the better.

Seriously Terry?  She has gotten worse?  I thought that was possible for her. 

Well I'm thinking to back before the 2004 election.   I thought back then she seemed like a relatively normal person.   Bouncy was always a little goofy and had that tendency to exaggerate, but pacific patriot seemed somewhat normal.    She did go nuts in 04, but I remember being pretty surprise at the first DU story I saw from her. 

Oops sorry,  I meant "WASN'T" not "was".

I just figured at DU she could let her crazy hang all out instead of letting it out a little at a time at the parenting site. 
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: BEG on July 06, 2008, 08:52:21 PM
I actually know the pacifist patriot from another board way back when and she hasn't changed much nor matured much from the time she and bouncy ball wow'd us with their intellect.  :-)

It seems to me that she has changed a bit, but not for the better.

Seriously Terry?  She has gotten worse?  I thought that was possible for her. 

Well I'm thinking to back before the 2004 election.   I thought back then she seemed like a relatively normal person.   Bouncy was always a little goofy and had that tendency to exaggerate, but pacific patriot seemed somewhat normal.    She did go nuts in 04, but I remember being pretty surprise at the first DU story I saw from her. 

Is bouncy at the other board? If so, please PM me the link, I may sign up.....  :lmao:

Yes but the patriot is not.

Does Bouncy still live in the DFW area Terry?
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: terry on July 06, 2008, 08:56:50 PM

Does Bouncy still live in the DFW area Terry?

She is pretty careful now about keeping personal info off the boards.  So I don't know.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: BEG on July 06, 2008, 08:58:15 PM

Does Bouncy still live in the DFW area Terry?

She is pretty careful now about keeping personal info off the boards.  So I don't know.

Probably a good thing. 

I kind of miss ol' Bouncy.  She kept me entertained.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Rebel on July 06, 2008, 09:18:05 PM
It would help if you filled the rest of us in. ..unless you want me to create a Schadie/Terry/BEG forum.  :whatever:
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 06, 2008, 09:24:18 PM
It would help if you filled the rest of us in. ..unless you want me to create a Schadie/Terry/BEG forum.  :whatever:

Beg, terry, flame, and I met and witnessed the birth of Pacifist Patriot and Bouncy Ball on another forum about 5-6 years ago.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Rebel on July 06, 2008, 09:25:43 PM
It would help if you filled the rest of us in. ..unless you want me to create a Schadie/Terry/BEG forum.  :whatever:

Beg, terry, flame, and I met and witnessed the birth of Pacifist Patriot and Bouncy Ball on another forum about 5-6 years ago.

Ahhhh, I thought you "knew her, knew her", as in, someone who was at one of those meetups you guys have.  :-)
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: DixieBelle on July 07, 2008, 09:46:55 AM
my moonbatty SIL is a UU "minister". Nuff said. :-)
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: BEG on July 07, 2008, 09:50:19 AM
my moonbatty SIL is a UU "minister". Nuff said. :-)

Maybe she is the "pacifist patriot".   :p
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: DixieBelle on July 07, 2008, 09:55:22 AM
nah. she doesn't "preach". she has married a few couples but that's about the extent of her "pastor" duties.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: jinxmchue on July 07, 2008, 10:20:48 AM
OMG I "know" this person....HA HA.  She is a Unitarian Universalist "Minister".   :lmao:

Well, that certainly would make her not non-denominational.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Flame on July 07, 2008, 11:21:39 AM
It would help if you filled the rest of us in. ..unless you want me to create a Schadie/Terry/BEG forum.  :whatever:

Beg, terry, flame, and I met and witnessed the birth of Pacifist Patriot and Bouncy Ball on another forum about 5-6 years ago.

I miss the "good ole days"!  I'm still in touch with GWB4Pres...I loved to watch her chew those guys up!!
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: BEG on July 07, 2008, 11:24:03 AM
It would help if you filled the rest of us in. ..unless you want me to create a Schadie/Terry/BEG forum.  :whatever:

Beg, terry, flame, and I met and witnessed the birth of Pacifist Patriot and Bouncy Ball on another forum about 5-6 years ago.

I miss the "good ole days"!  I'm still in touch with GWB4Pres...I loved to watch her chew those guys up!!

Tell her to come over here, I miss her too.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Flame on July 07, 2008, 11:57:33 AM
It would help if you filled the rest of us in. ..unless you want me to create a Schadie/Terry/BEG forum.  :whatever:

Beg, terry, flame, and I met and witnessed the birth of Pacifist Patriot and Bouncy Ball on another forum about 5-6 years ago.

I miss the "good ole days"!  I'm still in touch with GWB4Pres...I loved to watch her chew those guys up!!

Tell her to come over here, I miss her too.
I invited her...and the others...guess it's not their scene.
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: delilahmused on July 08, 2008, 11:30:24 AM
You know, I just never got the whole Unitarian thing. I kind of expect my pastor to have conviction and passion (not the Jeremiah Wright kind of passion, mind you...the exuding God's love kind of passion). How do you have conviction for nothing? How do you speak dynamically when you're "iffy" about everything? To believe in all gods and no gods...isn't that kind of like being pansexual?

Cindie
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: MrsSmith on July 08, 2008, 04:58:52 PM
You know, I just never got the whole Unitarian thing. I kind of expect my pastor to have conviction and passion (not the Jeremiah Wright kind of passion, mind you...the exuding God's love kind of passion). How do you have conviction for nothing? How do you speak dynamically when you're "iffy" about everything? To believe in all gods and no gods...isn't that kind of like being pansexual?

Cindie
I would guess they fill the sermons with "Do good unto others," and just ignore the rest of the Bible...about 98% of it. 
Title: Re: AGGGGHHHHH!!!! My tongue was so bloody I thought I'd stain the carpet
Post by: Lauri on July 08, 2008, 05:05:00 PM
You know, I just never got the whole Unitarian thing. I kind of expect my pastor to have conviction and passion (not the Jeremiah Wright kind of passion, mind you...the exuding God's love kind of passion). How do you have conviction for nothing? How do you speak dynamically when you're "iffy" about everything? To believe in all gods and no gods...isn't that kind of like being pansexual?

Cindie

unitarian universalists ... i never looked past the name, it always sound 'pansomething' ... i just didnt know what.. :-)