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Title: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: Gina on July 03, 2014, 02:00:35 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2678086/Clean-hair-plughole-wash-dishes-want-pull-Most-putting-habits-prospective-partner-revealed.html


I'm guessing plughole means something totally different across the pond  :-) 
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 03, 2014, 03:11:49 PM
I'm guessing it means 'drain,' Gina. :tongue:
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: obumazombie on July 03, 2014, 03:25:41 PM
It's in the loo, between your bonnet and your boot !
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 03, 2014, 05:55:49 PM
Sink drain.....and please, someone, tell my wife those long hairs that have stopped up the sink drain are not my short, face, shaving hairs that have magically grown together some how.....and changed from brown/gray to RED.
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: Dori on July 03, 2014, 08:42:39 PM
British slang   :-)   Some we use...some that we use has a different meaning in the UK.


http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: BattleHymn on July 03, 2014, 10:29:45 PM
I'm guessing it means 'drain,' Gina. :tongue:

What BSS said.

Wow, Gina.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: Gina on July 03, 2014, 10:40:11 PM
Hey! I didn't write the headline! I just reported it like gNads
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: Dori on July 03, 2014, 11:21:22 PM
Hey! I didn't write the headline! I just reported it like gNads

What were you searching for when you found it?   :rofl:
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: DefiantSix on July 04, 2014, 12:38:03 AM
What were you searching for when you found it?   :rofl:

Quote
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I'd be writing about this...

 :rotf: :fuelfire: :-)
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: Big Dog on July 04, 2014, 07:45:06 AM
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I'd be writing about this...

Dear Mr. DefiantSix,

This letter shall serve as notice and demand to immediately cease and desist from the use of copyrighted material.

She then dropped to her knees and slowly unzipped my... dammit, this happens every time I write a letter!


Sincerely,

Name and Address Withheld

 :-)
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: Gina on July 04, 2014, 08:04:51 AM
 :rotf:
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 04, 2014, 09:26:57 AM
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I'd be writing about this...BUT I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT!

Yours Truly
Stevenumbers

P.S. I was alone.
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 04, 2014, 09:44:12 AM
Penthouse files for bankruptcy.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Shag6nXspc
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 04, 2014, 10:26:53 AM
Hey! I didn't write the headline! I just reported it like gNads
No Gina, you are far more professional. If you were like Gnads at all, this article would have been all about you.
1) When BlueStateSaint said it was a drain, you would have been offended and sent BSS to the iggy list along with everyone else who posted in this thread.
2) you would have opened a thread complaining to the Admins about the bullies and quoted internet sissy sites with articles about internet bullies.
3) When the Admins ignored your silly petition, you would have gone on Facebook and trashed them  and the whole site.
4) Zappaman would have quoted you at DU
5) After calling Zappa a stalker, you would have warned everyone that you were an Olympic fencer who dodged bullets while rappelling down a cliff with a bad knee while saving lives as a paramendic and anyone who questioned your claims was a...bully.
6) Reminding us all that you are an award winning journalist with an unpaid blog, you would now punish us with only crunchy news about puppies.
7) Leaving CC in a huff, you then would post on a Ron Paul forum. But since they are illiterate, no one read your posts.
8) Back to CC a week later, it would start all over again.

Gina. You were never like Gnads. If for nothing else than you have friends here at CC.
Hi5 for NOT being Gnads.
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: RobJohnson on July 04, 2014, 05:12:33 PM
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I'd be writing about this...BUT I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT!

Yours Truly
Stevenumbers

P.S. I was alone.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 04, 2014, 08:11:14 PM
No Gina, you are far more professional. If you were like Gnads at all, this article would have been all about you.
1) When BlueStateSaint said it was a drain, you would have been offended and sent BSS to the iggy list along with everyone else who posted in this thread.
2) you would have opened a thread complaining to the Admins about the bullies and quoted internet sissy sites with articles about internet bullies.
3) When the Admins ignored your silly petition, you would have gone on Facebook and trashed them  and the whole site.
4) Zappaman would have quoted you at DU
5) After calling Zappa a stalker, you would have warned everyone that you were an Olympic fencer who dodged bullets while rappelling down a cliff with a bad knee while saving lives as a paramendic and anyone who questioned your claims was a...bully.
6) Reminding us all that you are an award winning journalist with an unpaid blog, you would now punish us with only crunchy news about puppies.
7) Leaving CC in a huff, you then would post on a Ron Paul forum. But since they are illiterate, no one read your posts.
8) Back to CC a week later, it would start all over again.

Gina. You were never like Gnads. If for nothing else than you have friends here at CC.
Hi5 for NOT being Gnads.

 :lmao: :rotf: :lol:

Have to echo Mr Mann here by giving you an H5--and give him an H5 myself.
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: Gina on July 07, 2014, 02:28:39 PM
No Gina, you are far more professional. If you were like Gnads at all, this article would have been all about you.
1) When BlueStateSaint said it was a drain, you would have been offended and sent BSS to the iggy list along with everyone else who posted in this thread.
2) you would have opened a thread complaining to the Admins about the bullies and quoted internet sissy sites with articles about internet bullies.
3) When the Admins ignored your silly petition, you would have gone on Facebook and trashed them  and the whole site.
4) Zappaman would have quoted you at DU
5) After calling Zappa a stalker, you would have warned everyone that you were an Olympic fencer who dodged bullets while rappelling down a cliff with a bad knee while saving lives as a paramendic and anyone who questioned your claims was a...bully.
6) Reminding us all that you are an award winning journalist with an unpaid blog, you would now punish us with only crunchy news about puppies.
7) Leaving CC in a huff, you then would post on a Ron Paul forum. But since they are illiterate, no one read your posts.
8) Back to CC a week later, it would start all over again.

Gina. You were never like Gnads. If for nothing else than you have friends here at CC.
Hi5 for NOT being Gnads.

 :-)  Thanks!
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: vesta111 on July 07, 2014, 03:45:54 PM
It's in the loo, between your bonnet and your boot !

I would love to have a Loo in my car between the bonnet and the boot for long trips.

Darn it all some people will buy a car that costs close to a house and it has no Loo or running water. 

BTW, I wonder what the Queen at her age does for emergency's as she rides about in her million dollar horse drawn state of the art transportation.

Not to be vulgar, well perhaps I gave it a try,  but just how do the high and mighty handle the out of the blue sudden gas or poops ?

Has anyone ever known Moo all dressed up for a state event to when introduced to a leader of another country let out a fart to blow up her skirt ?

Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: Wineslob on July 07, 2014, 05:19:20 PM
(http://images.lazygamer.net/2012/06/Asians.jpg)
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: Dori on July 07, 2014, 06:36:39 PM
Has anyone ever known Moo all dressed up for a state event to when introduced to a leader of another country let out a fart to blow up her skirt ?

 :rofl:

Actually that's a pretty good question.  For Moo, it's got to be a problem if she actually eats all that rabbit food she pushes on everyone else.

Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: DefiantSix on July 08, 2014, 02:17:23 AM
Dear Mr. DefiantSix,

This letter shall serve as notice and demand to immediately cease and desist from the use of copyrighted material.

She then dropped to her knees and slowly unzipped my... dammit, this happens every time I write a letter!


Sincerely,

Name and Address Withheld

 :-)

I notice you aren't pinning your letter writing difficulties on the damned autocorrect. At least you got that going for you...  :-)
Title: Re: Is your hairy plughole the reason you are single?
Post by: ranger75 on July 08, 2014, 02:21:52 AM
Sounds like a Spinal Tap refrain.