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Title: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: ScubaGuy on July 01, 2014, 06:50:28 PM
Yay Obama, FREE health care. 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025179619 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025179619)

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Star Member Earth_First (13,838 posts)

A ten minute office visit (six of which I waited...) for a tetanus shot: $307.44
Insurance covered $0.

Pardon me while I hop off the "USA!USA!USA!" train this upcoming weekend; 'cause this system is FU*KED!

But your insurance is FREE, FREE!  FREE healthcare for everybody.  :loser:
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: GOP Congress on July 01, 2014, 06:57:28 PM
The DUmmie lament...

(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Obamacare_WTF_zpsd1fd660c.jpg)
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: diesel driver on July 01, 2014, 07:03:11 PM
The DUmmie lament...

(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/Obamacare_WTF_zpsd1fd660c.jpg)

Dude, it's in the law!  Didn't ya READ it?   :thatsright:

Welcome to your "fixed" healthcare system, DUmbass!

 :ownit:
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: miskie on July 01, 2014, 07:03:57 PM
I suspect there is more to this story than what is presented here, but anything that results in primitives financially suffering because of their stupid actions ( in this case, supporting Obamacare ) makes me happy.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: Big Dog on July 01, 2014, 07:13:43 PM
I suspect there is more to this story than what is presented here, but anything that results in primitives financially suffering because of their stupid actions ( in this case, supporting Obamacare ) makes me happy.

If I had to guess, I'd say that the DUmmy's shiny new Obamacare plan comes with a big-assed deductible. $2500 for single, $6500 for family.

Surprise, DUmmy!
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 01, 2014, 07:22:20 PM
DUmmie stepped on a rusty nail. Office visit was $307.44for cleaning and dressing wound....tetanus shot was included.

Doctor with $200,000.00 in student loans and a 1/2 million in debt for office and equipment is supposed to treat Obama voters for free....right?....right? Evil S.O.B. profit making doctor.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: BattleHymn on July 01, 2014, 10:04:34 PM
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Tue Jul 1, 2014, 05:16 PM
Star Member Earth_First (13,841 posts)
7. I had cut myself of scrap metal while working around the house.

Translation:  I was stealing rolls of copper wire from construction sites, and cut myself while trying to escape the police.


Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: thundley4 on July 01, 2014, 10:07:45 PM
[quoteTue Jul 1, 2014, 05:16 PM
Star Member Earth_First (13,841 posts)
7. I had cut myself of scrap metal while working around the house.
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Translation:  I was stealing rolls of copper wire from construction sites, and cut myself while trying to escape the police.

I get cuts all the time at work. I wash it out, wrap some paper towel around it with tape and go back to work.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 02, 2014, 12:39:01 AM
I suspect there is more to this story than what is presented here, but anything that results in primitives financially suffering because of their stupid actions ( in this case, supporting Obamacare ) makes me happy.

That was pretty much my take-away from it, too.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: Chris_ on July 02, 2014, 01:00:17 AM
Go to the emergency room.  It's, like, free or something. :whatever:
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: tanstaafl on July 02, 2014, 02:47:06 AM
Go to the emergency room.  It's, like, free or something. :whatever:

Well, y'see. he can't go there. He lives across the street from the hospital and I wouldn't doubt it if they had a ban on his butt from years of abusing the ER privileges.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: fatboy on July 02, 2014, 08:21:26 AM
Mr. Earth First meets Mr. Deducible.

I guess they are not gonna become good friends?
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: Karin on July 02, 2014, 08:38:22 AM
That douchebag MohRakTah is running around over there saying "Bullshit!! Liar!!  This is ALL FREEEEE!!!! And if you say otherwise, you're a lying bullshitter!!!!" 

He simply refuses to believe that there are such things as in-network, deductibles, co-pays, and cost-sharing. 


Here's an assholish mini bouncy:

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Response to Earth_First (Original post)

Tue Jul 1, 2014, 06:39 PM

Star Member B Calm (21,349 posts)

15. Unbelievable what doctors charge these days. I met an elderly man at the
 
gas station the other day. He was driving a brand new BMW. I asked him what an automobile like that cost? He replied he had no idea. He then said his son buys him a new car every year for Christmas. Aghast, I asked what his son did for a living? Turns out his son is a doctor!

Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: lastparker on July 02, 2014, 08:40:56 AM
DUmmie stepped on a rusty nail. Office visit was $307.44for cleaning and dressing wound....tetanus shot was included.

Doctor with $200,000.00 in student loans and a 1/2 million in debt for office and equipment is supposed to treat Obama voters for free....right?....right? Evil S.O.B. profit making doctor.

Don't forget the medical malpractice premiums..... Also a result of DUmbocrat legislation.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: Gina on July 02, 2014, 02:10:40 PM
I get cuts all the time at work. I wash it out, wrap some paper towel around it with tape and go back to work.

My husband wraps duct tape around the hand wounds  :lmao:  hey, it works.

but isn't this a sweet story?  I mean really? to see his little world bubble pop

Obama blowing dummy's world  :popcorn:

(http://a.gifb.in/032010/1269190763_slo-mo-blowing-bubble.gif)
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: Delmar on July 02, 2014, 09:22:01 PM
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Tue Jul 1, 2014, 05:55 PM
Star Member Earth_First (13,841 posts)

A ten minute office visit (six of which I waited...) for a tetanus shot: $307.44


Insurance covered $0.

Pardon me while I hop off the "USA!USA!USA!" train this upcoming weekend; 'cause this system is FU*KED!

There must be some mistake.  Your healthcare costs should be going down.  Barry promised.
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Reduce Costs and Save a Typical American Family up to $2,500 as reforms phase in:
http://change.gov/agenda/health_care_agenda/
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: ranger75 on July 03, 2014, 01:23:22 AM
I don't think medical insurance deductibles are very relevant to the average DUmp poster. Most of them are geriatric stoners who've been on welfare/disability/rent control their entire adult lives.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 03, 2014, 10:01:47 AM
There must be some mistake.  Your healthcare costs should be going down.  Barry 3,000% if I remember correctly and I do.promised.http://change.gov/agenda/health_care_agenda/
DUmmie only has about $5,600.00 more in deductables and his Obamacare will start to kick in.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: Wineslob on July 03, 2014, 10:10:31 AM
DUmmies, don't you find something wrong about the "Affordable Care Act" and the "we can help you with financing" in the same sentence?


Stupid idiots.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: Carl on July 03, 2014, 10:54:50 AM
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All Marketplace plans and many other plans must cover the following list of preventive services without charging you a copayment or coinsurance. This is true even if you haven’t met your yearly deductible. This applies only when these services are delivered by a network provider.


https://www.healthcare.gov/what-are-my-preventive-care-benefits/#part=1

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Response to Earth_First (Reply #19)

Tue Jul 1, 2014, 09:10 PM

Star Member VanillaRhapsody (11,205 posts)
87. So that was emergency room treatment.....you understand how expensive ER treatment is right?

You are lucky that was ALL the bill was...frankly


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Response to pinto (Reply #40)

Tue Jul 1, 2014, 07:15 PM

Star Member Earth_First (13,841 posts)
42. Thanks...

Ill keep that in mind and definately try to shop around.

I figured our insurance would cover more than nothing...

Idiot.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 03, 2014, 01:32:17 PM
Three hundred dollars?

This DUmmy got off cheap.

Poor stupid DUmmy Aerows played with a wild raccoon until it bit her.

She claimed a series of ER rabies shots cost eighteen thousand dollars.

The coon-bit lezbo was uninsured.

DUmmies should coordinate their ER bouncies better.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: DLR Pyro on July 03, 2014, 02:33:19 PM
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Star Member Earth_First (13,838 posts)

A ten minute office visit (six of which I waited...) for a tetanus shot: $307.44
Insurance covered $0.

Pardon me while I hop off the "USA!USA!USA!" train this upcoming weekend; 'cause this system is FU*KED!
nancy pelosi said they had to pass the bill to find out what's in it.  Well now you know what's in it, but if you had listened to us Conservatives we could have told you that and maybe you wouldn't have been so eager for your representative to pass it. 
 :ownit:
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: obumazombie on July 03, 2014, 02:40:02 PM
It has been nothing but a hit parade of failure for owebumacare. It is the biggest stinkiest steaming pile ever foisted on all the real hard working tax paying patriotic Americans.
It never fails to fail.
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: Gina on July 03, 2014, 02:48:52 PM
The question is, are they blaming Obama yet?  or are they blaming those evil republican's that didn't vote for it?
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: diesel driver on July 04, 2014, 06:47:39 AM
My husband wraps duct tape around the hand wounds  :lmao:  hey, it works.

but isn't this a sweet story?  I mean really? to see his little world bubble pop

Obama blowing dummy's world  :popcorn:

(http://a.gifb.in/032010/1269190763_slo-mo-blowing-bubble.gif)

I bought a box of duct tape bandaids about 5 years ago.  Haven't seen them since, but they were the best damned bandaids I ever used!
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: Ogre on July 04, 2014, 09:41:18 AM
The question is, are they blaming Obama yet?  or are they blaming those evil republican's that didn't vote for it?

 :lmao: are they blaming Obama yet?

I didn't know you did stand-up comedy! :-)
Title: Re: Earth First discovers what deductables are
Post by: RobJohnson on July 04, 2014, 04:37:01 PM
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Star Member elleng (48,354 posts)

2. Don't know about your situation, or insurance,
but tetanus shots are available at my grocery store/pharmacy.

 :-)