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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on July 01, 2014, 02:37:30 PM
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Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:26 PM
Star Member catbyte (5,259 posts)
Erick Erickson't tweet actually made me sick to my stomach. I really hope my fellow females are as
outraged and enraged as I am:
"It was a tough choice today. Celebrate Hobby Lobby by going to Chick-Fil-A or making my wife make me a sandwich."
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What a despicable piece of shit.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025177580
Response to catbyte (Original post)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:34 PM
Star Member Laffy Kat (488 posts)
1. Then he won, dammit.
Making us sick is what he set out to do. Don't give him the satisfaction. Just another asshole. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Response to Laffy Kat (Reply #1)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:37 PM
clarice (1,528 posts)
2. What an ASSHOLE !!!!!!
Response to Laffy Kat (Reply #1)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 01:40 PM
Star Member catbyte (5,259 posts)
4. I disagree. He can lose and still make me sick. If I were his wife, I'd go all Lysistrata on his
on his misogynistic, punk ass. In the end, his neanderthal notions will be as extinct as the dodo bird because I truly do believe that the arc of the moral universe bends towards justice. I'm sorry, but I don't believe in ignoring willfully ignorant, hateful, bigoted statements.
Response to catbyte (Original post)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:41 PM
Zambero (2,785 posts)
3. He certainly shows his hand, doesn't he?
No surprises, no doubts. It's all about power, control, and subjugation. Another chapter in the book of Dominionism laid out, pure and simple for all to see.
Response to catbyte (Original post)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 02:13 PM
MohRokTah (1,826 posts)
6. I have to wonder about his wife.
That she didn't throw him out over that tweet says a lot about her.
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Ok, that was pretty funny right there...
Can't wait to show it to my wife,lol.
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Response to catbyte (Original post)
Tue Jul 1, 2014, 02:13 PM
MohRokTah (1,826 posts)
6. I have to wonder about his wife.
That she didn't throw him out over that tweet says a lot about her.
It says she has two things you don't...a sense of humor...and the ability to tell sarcasm from seriousness.
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Who is Erik Erickson?
:popcorn:
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Making libs angry is always a good thing.
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Who is Erik Erickson?
:popcorn:
He runs RedState.com and is on CNN regularly.
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huh
A week or two ago they had a thread taking offense with "You hit/throw like a girl."
They had all these posts talking about how tough girls can be.
Now all it takes is a sandwich joke and the wilting little flowers are brought to a screeching halt.
Emphasis on "screeching."
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It says she has two things you don't...a sense of humor...and the ability to tell sarcasm from seriousness.
Or rather enjoys the lifestyle he provides for her. :fuelfire:
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Oh for God's sake. :thatsright: We're always telling each other to make us a sammich here at the cave. What the hell is wrong with them? Why aren't they dead of heart attacks and bleeding ulcers yet?
It's a joke, girls.
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Oh for God's sake. :thatsright: We're always telling each other to make us a sammich here at the cave. What the hell is wrong with them? Why aren't they dead of heart attacks and bleeding ulcers yet?
It's a joke, girls.
Unless there really is a sandwich and then where is it?
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Oh for God's sake. :thatsright: We're always telling each other to make us a sammich here at the cave. What the hell is wrong with them? Why aren't they dead of heart attacks and bleeding ulcers yet?
It's a joke, girls.
They have no sense of humor. Just endless outrage. BTW.. This sammich isn't going to make itself ya know....
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I believe his wife is Christy Chesterson.
(http://patriotpost.us/assets/layout/2014-christy-2-38a4bc1150e37f2389edda9a4554116f.jpg)
I could be wrong (in she being Erickson's wife), but Ms. Chesterson is the Director of Advancvement for The Patriot Post.
One thing's for certain, though--Ms. Chesterson probably has a sense of humor. Something that the DUmmies sorely lack.
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Star Member catbyte (5,259 posts)
4. I disagree. He can lose and still make me sick. If I were his wife,
He'd never marry a Prog, you Feminazi bitch. He and Christy also have a VERY good relationship. Contrast it with the bullshit you see at your DUmp.
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Oh for God's sake. :thatsright: We're always telling each other to make us a sammich here at the cave. What the hell is wrong with them? Why aren't they dead of heart attacks and bleeding ulcers yet?
It's a joke, girls.
It's always the ugly ones that are the Feminazis. They can't take a joke. It's mental.
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You ride women around, buy them dinner, take them to a movie, then buy them drinks and now they expect you to pay for birth control and the baby if it don't work......I can make my own tomato sandwiches. :lmao:
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I believe his wife is Christy Chesterson.
(http://patriotpost.us/assets/layout/2014-christy-2-38a4bc1150e37f2389edda9a4554116f.jpg)
And I'll bet she's one hell of a sandwich maker.
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A tomato sandwich is the most boring thing in the whole world, Johnnyreb. You need some bacon on that, or nothing. Now get me a sammich. And a cold beer.
fixed for name, dammit.
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A tomato sandwich is the most boring thing in the whole world, Rebel. You need some bacon on that, or nothing. Now get me a sammich. And a cold beer.
Hey, if JohnnyReb is making sammiches, I'll take one! And the beer sounds good too! :-)
<<<<<now really wants a tomato sandwich :drool:
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A vine ripe tomato fresh from the garden on that evil white bread covered with DUKE's mayonnaise is the bestest.....bacon would make it to much like having sex and the wife wouldn't like me enjoying something that much with out her.
This started as a joke but I'm thinking it's going to be several BLT's for supper tonight. :-)
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Hey, if JohnnyReb is making sammiches, I'll take one! And the beer sounds good too! :-)
<<<<<now really wants a tomato sandwich :drool:
A tomato sandwich is the most boring thing in the whole world, Rebel. You need some bacon on that, or nothing. Now get me a sammich. And a cold beer.
<<<< Ahem.. ( gestures toward avatar )
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A woman's ability to make a great sandwich is the inverse of her attitude and haggishness squared.
I think you will find the uglier and more foul-tempered the woman is, the poorer her sandwich making abilities become.
Mrs. Battlehymn makes a great sandwich, by the way.
DUmp women (using the basest form of the definition of women, erco, they possess a natural vagina) can't make a sandwich at all. Further more, their attitude and haggishness squared results in a number so high, it demands its own term: "haggitude".
DUmp women have very high haggitude integer.
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Oh for God's sake. :thatsright: We're always telling each other to make us a sammich here at the cave. What the hell is wrong with them? Why aren't they dead of heart attacks and bleeding ulcers yet?
It's a joke, girls.
And because you can laugh it off you are far more stronger than those whiny hags will ever be. That strength is, in turn, far more appealing. That strength earns you more respect than their imposed censorship. Strong. Respectable. Appealing. You're just a better quality person all around. Those "women" would be lucky to walk in your shadow.
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A woman's ability to make a great sandwich is the inverse of her attitude and haggishness squared.
I think you will find the uglier and more foul-tempered the woman is, the poorer her sandwich making abilities become.
Mrs. Battlehymn makes a great sandwich, by the way.
DUmp women (using the basest form of the definition of women, erco, they possess a natural vagina) can't make a sandwich at all. Further more, their attitude and haggishness squared results in a number so high, it demands its own term: "haggitude".
DUmp women have very high haggitude integer.
I have a very beautiful and good humored wife, quick with either a smile or a smite, depending on the situation.
(Makes a DAMNED GOOD sandwich!). :II: :drool:
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A woman's ability to make a great sandwich is the inverse of her attitude and haggishness squared.
I think you will find the uglier and more foul-tempered the woman is, the poorer her sandwich making abilities become.
That looks like something worth studying. Maybe Alex, She-Devil of the Frozen North, will help us get a grant.
After she makes me a sammich.
Mrs. Battlehymn makes a great sandwich, by the way.
"Keeper", defined.
Further more, their attitude and haggishness squared results in a number so high, it demands its own term: "haggitude".
I look forward to using the word frequently.
DUmp women have very high haggitude integer.
The haggitude of a DUmp woman increases by the square of the circumference of her posterior.
As Albert Einstein would have said to demgrrrrrrl, "Make me a sammich, you big assed bitch".
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Conservative women have a sense of humor. Liberal women don't because no real men talk to them. They have to settle for the hipsters sporting the Macklemore haircuts.
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It pains me to see this Klam group so worked up. I still haven't finished the fictional spirit-guiding course designated as 'Dealing with Screeching Harpies 101' so the situation is out of my element, but maybe the below will at least bring some humor into their lives.
What do you call a chick with one black eye? A fast learner.
What do you tell a chick with two black eyes? Nothing. You’ve done told her twice.
The other night Babs was invited out for a night with "the girls."
She told her husband that she would be home by midnight. "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, Babs headed for home.
Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing her husband would probably wake up, Babs cuckooed another 9 times.
She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him midnight.
He didn't seem disturbed at all.
(Whew! Got away with that one! she thought).
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When she asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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'I'm a bad girl,' she whispered, 'Punish me in a way only a real man can!' 'Alright,' I said and left my wet towels on the bathroom floor.
'I'm a bad girl,' she moaned as she bent over my workbench, 'I deserve to be punished.' 'Very well,' I said, and cancelled her credit card.
One night at the dinner table, the wife commented "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me anymore?" "Nonsense, darling" replied the husband "you just cook better now".
One for the ladies...
Apple has announced that the upcoming new iOS will give users the option to change Siri to a male-sounding voice. The sad part is that every time you ask him a question, he says "Let me ask my wife" and then it's right back to the female voice.
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An airline flight begins having problems. One woman, always demur in life, decided that if she was going to die she would go out wild. She got out of her seat, stood in the middle of the aisle and said, "Is there any man on this plane who is man enough to treat me like a woman?!?" The other passengers grew quiet. Then a tall handsome dark-haired guy stepped into the aisle. He looked intently at her. As he slowly walked toward her he began to remove his shirt. Her heart was fluttering with excitement. By the time he was standing immediately in front of her he had his shirt completely removed and was holding it in his hand. She looked up and done his muscular chest and sighed. He tossed her his shirt and said, "Wash this, bitch!"
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I found a new store for the Feminazis to protest.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/****ymarket_zpscd99f04c.jpg)
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Attention, Klams: Here is Mrs. Battlehymn wearing one of her favorite shirts that I bought her:
(http://s30.postimg.org/xpuwuczc1/kitchen.jpg)
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Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, because the two women who were playing right in front of them were quite slow and were holding up the men's game. "Don't they know they're supposed to let us play through?" asked the first man. The other man shook his head. "I'm going to go ask them if we can play through" said the first man, emphatically "Enough is enough". He started walking over toward the women, but as he got close, he suddenly turned around and came back, white as a ghost. "Oh God" he said to his friend "This is awful. You're going to have to ask those women if we can play through. You see, one of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress". The other man shrugged, and said "No sweat". He walked over toward the women, and just as he was getting close, turned around and came running back to his pal. His eyes wide open, he said "Small world!"
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As I walked romantically hand in hand with my girlfriend through the park I stopped her and said "I've been wanting to do this for ages but it's never been the right time". As I got down on one knee she shrieked "Oh my god, Yes, yes, yes". I said "Okay, don't get too excited, it's only a shoe lace".
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Great thread!
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Attention, Klams: Here is Mrs. Battlehymn wearing one of her favorite shirts that I bought her:
Nice shirt.
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And God promised men that good and obedient wives could be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round and laughed and laughed.
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God made the world and rested then.
Next, God made man and rested again.
Then God made woman at man's expense
And neither God nor man has rested since.
BTW, I am a female with a sense of humor. I inherited it from my Dad.
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Tue Jul 1, 2014, 12:26 PM
Star Member catbyte (5,259 posts)
Erick Erickson't tweet actually made me sick to my stomach. I really hope my fellow females are as
outraged and enraged as I am:
"It was a tough choice today. Celebrate Hobby Lobby by going to Chick-Fil-A or making my wife make me a sandwich."
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What a despicable piece of shit.
Wouldn't the Klams be a bit happier if they used their own social network?
They could call it "TWATTER".
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Wouldn't the Klams be a bit happier if they used their own social network?
They could call it "TWATTER".
:hi5: Just put that on Twitter. :)
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Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Q. Why did God invent the yeast infection?
A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying ****.
Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. Hangovers will go away.
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Q. Why is a woman like a dog turd?
A. The older it is, the easier it is to pick up.
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A. A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.
Q. Why are women like screen doors?
A. Once they get banged a few times, they loosen up.
Q. How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner??
A. Why the **** should we fix it, we don't use the damn thing!
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Q. Why did God create lesbians?
A. So feminists couldn't breed.
Q. Why do women fake their orgasms?
A. Because they think we care.
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
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Can I adopt one of you fine women as my mother in law?
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Q. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A. A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.
That's so wrong, but I laughed anyway. :rofl:
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