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Title: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: dutch508 on June 24, 2014, 08:00:16 PM
It is only a matter of time before Frank and the big titted one hook up. You know it. I know it. Frank pretends he didn't hear us but he really knows it...

Just close your eyes and think of England, Frank. God and Country, my lad.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/03/article-0-1B22C99A000005DC-681_634x672.jpg)

Private Solich preparing for a dangerous mission (left) being given his marching orders from Major dutch508.
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: franksolich on June 24, 2014, 08:37:57 PM
I think it was already answered in your last poll, although that answer didn't win.

"Funnier than Hell," or something like that.

We'll see.  Later this week, probably.
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 24, 2014, 08:53:05 PM
I've already seen it.  It's exceptionally tasteful.  Quite a bit of looking at the camera and the plot line is a bit confusing however.
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 24, 2014, 09:34:18 PM
Like "Godzilla vs. Robocop."
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: franksolich on June 24, 2014, 09:37:51 PM
Like "Godzilla vs. Robocop."

Well now, that might be pretty accurate; we'll see.
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: Carl on June 24, 2014, 09:49:19 PM
Just remember Frank...it likely has more then one set of teeth in its gaping maws.
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: miskie on June 24, 2014, 09:50:15 PM
The best part of magical admin powers is I could sit here and press the bitchslap button all day long ;)    :popcorn:     :hammer:
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: BattleHymn on June 24, 2014, 10:08:59 PM
Private Solich preparing for a dangerous mission (left) being given his marching orders from Major dutch508.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/gqjptPhuMcU?t=40s[/youtube]

[dialogue below picks up at :40]

Private Solich: Major Dutch, I beg you to reconsider!

Major Dutch:  Private Solich, if there was any other way, you know I'd take it. 

Private Solich:  I'll die in there!

Major Dutch: Don't worry, you'll be given a hero's funeral.  We'll bury you at sea, and say you died in combat with an enemy vessel.  There we are.  Now go on, in you go.  Little boy with big job to do!" 

Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: obumazombie on June 25, 2014, 01:01:31 AM
Another right proper poll.
Of course my first vote was for the selection that made it a right proper poll.
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 25, 2014, 05:27:16 AM
Another right proper poll.
Of course my first vote was for the selection that made it a right proper poll.

Same here. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: njpines on June 25, 2014, 09:27:48 AM
Good God, Dutch  :thatsright:  I already have a healthy sex life and I would like to continue it. DO NOT put these images in my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 25, 2014, 09:54:41 AM
It will be like a gnat screwing an elephant....and when she trumpets Frank will shout, "Am I hurting you baby?" :-)
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: Chris_ on June 25, 2014, 10:32:53 AM
[youtube]https\://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW6FrrAS62E[/youtube]
:whistling:
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: Wineslob on June 25, 2014, 10:36:02 AM
(https://mikethemuse.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/hallway-l.gif)
Title: Re: Watching Banesbane and Frank have sex is like:
Post by: dutch508 on June 25, 2014, 10:56:27 AM
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ab/63/2c/ab632cf7a7ffdcac9d5e720fe72e6bbf.jpg)

 :tongue: