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Title: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 22, 2014, 02:32:57 PM
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Sun Jun 22, 2014, 02:09 PM
Star Member cali (93,540 posts)

If I could change my DU name, I would.

I'd change it to my real name which is Eva, Eva Marie to be precise.

So, hello to all my DU friends and detractors

Eva
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025135457
Everyone here has known DUmmy cali, up there in East Hardwick, Vermont, is Eva Gage since she wallduded her sorry ass during the great earwig infestation.

Her wallduding was funnier than Doug Bulna's and nearly as funny as the original DUmmy walldude himself.

Since then she's turned into a drunk, smashed her leg, and developed a raging pill addiction.

DUmmy cali posts some pretty hilarious stuff when she's flying high.


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cali (93,540 posts)
9. I just don't worry about it.

and it's not like the loons at some of the conservative-obsessed-with-DU sites don't know my real name and where I live. Don't know how they found out, but oh well.
She bragged about sabotaging her employer! Posted the name of the snooty, overpriced "tea shop" she shit on!

How could anyone not know where it was, when it has a silly, pretentious website.
 

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Response to cali (Original post)
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 02:20 PM
Ichingcarpenter (31,145 posts)
10. for a while I got all the Cali posters mixed up

I think there is about 4 different Cali ....but you're the only Cali with no additional additives.
I had to apologize to one cali because I thought it was the other cali

But it wasn't you Eva
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: BattleHymn on June 22, 2014, 02:41:27 PM
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Sun Jun 22, 2014, 02:15 PM

Star Member cali (93,543 posts)
6. ......

Better than Ima Hogg or Ura Hogg.

"Ima Hogg" has already been taken by Amber in Tucson.


And as far as cali is concerned, at this point in her life, what difference does it make if anyone knows her real name?  She has nothing to lose, except for a few foreign condiments she bought at a dollar store that she keeps stashed at the back of her refrigerator to show off when she has company.   
 

Title: the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive doesn't worry about it
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2014, 02:42:49 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025135457

Oh my.

And she shouldn't.

It's just the internet.

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cali (93,543 posts)    Sun Jun 22, 2014, 02:09 PM

If I could change my DU name, I would.

I'd change it to my real name which is Eva, Eva Marie to be precise.

So, hello to all my DU friends and detractors

Eva

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boston bean (20,674 posts)    Sun Jun 22, 2014, 02:10 PM

1. Why did you choose cali?

^^^the primitive who's trying to out-women's-lib the BainsBane primitive, the incoherent bitch seabeyond, and the redqueen primitive.

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cali (93,543 posts)    Sun Jun 22, 2014, 02:12 PM

2. I was born there and lived the first 10 years of my life there

My grandparents (both sets) ended up living there in the last decades of their lives. Lots of CA ties.

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The Road Runner (83 posts)    Sun Jun 22, 2014, 02:17 PM

7. I prefer not to share any personal info online.

You never know what some looney might do if he/she decides to stalk you online.

I know just sharing a 1st name is pretty safe...but I prefer to err on the side of caution.

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cali (93,543 posts)    Sun Jun 22, 2014, 02:19 PM

9. I just don't worry about it.

and it's not like the loons at some of the conservative-obsessed-with-DU sites don't know my real name and where I live. Don't know how they found out, but oh well.

<<<knows how found out, and remembers the afternoon it happened.

cali herself gave it to us on a silver platter, which shocked me muchly, because in giving it to us, she was also giving out to people with malicious motives.
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: Dori on June 22, 2014, 02:44:40 PM
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Ichingcarpenter (31,145 posts)
10. for a while I got all the Cali posters mixed up

I've had the same problem.


Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2014, 02:47:19 PM
Everyone here has known DUmmy cali.....

Her wallduding was funnier than Doug Bulna's and nearly as funny as the original DUmmy walldude himself.....

She bragged about sabotaging her employer! Posted the name of the snooty, overpriced "tea shop" she shit on!

How could anyone not know where it was, when it has a silly, pretentious website.

That's true, but remember one distinction here.

Nobody from here "reported" her.

One of her own fellow primitives reported her.

<<<utterly blameless.
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2014, 02:51:33 PM
I've had the same problem.

The small-case "c" unadorned "cali" is the only thing you need to know.

The "cali_dem" primitive's an unterprimitiven, one of the faceless lynch mob, a primitive who doesn't count.

The "Kali" primitive, who keeps the cremated remains of the late MFM primitive in a pepper-shaker on her kitchen table until she can decide what to do with it, is much younger and lives down in southernmost Texas; she's also on franksolich's "list" for having dared criticized her betters, primitives with far more prominence and primitivity than she can ever hope to attain, Big Mo and CaliforniaPeggy.

<<<doesn't care for primitives disrespectful of their betters.
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: Ogre on June 22, 2014, 02:52:53 PM
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cali (93,540 posts)
9. I just don't worry about it.

and it's not like the loons at some of the conservative-obsessed-with-DU sites don't know my real name and where I live. Don't know how they found out, but oh well.

I guess they (the primitives) really are dumber than they look.  :lmao:

Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 22, 2014, 03:46:02 PM
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cali (93,540 posts)
9. I just don't worry about it.

and it's not like the loons at some of the conservative-obsessed-with-DU sites don't know my real name and where I live.

When are you primitives going to get it?  You are a warped, (heh) dysfunctional situation comedy.  You exist to make us laugh.  We watch you like some weird, culty, community access cable show.  Your little island of misfit organisms has everything: greed, lust, hate, envy, greed, envy and more envy.  Everything that you adolescents pretend to love, is based on one of those.  It is the curse of the half-formed, malformed mind that was never allowed to mature.
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 22, 2014, 10:02:39 PM
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Response to RufusTFirefly (Reply #59)
Sun Jun 22, 2014, 07:31 PM
Star Member cali (93,559 posts)
63. born a Californian. St. John's Hospital. Went to John Thomas Dye School

Heck, my grandfather even worked in the movie biz.

John Thomas Dye is an elementary school that costs around $30K per year.

Like most democrats, what a mess of a life.

From a big-money Hollywood life of privilege to a crippled, hateful, lonely, wallduded, drug-addicted crone in the Vermont backwoods.

It could not have happened to a more deserving person.
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: txradioguy on June 23, 2014, 03:46:13 AM
I can see a bunch of them putting up their real names in support of cali...then head scratcing later because they can't figure out how we eeeevil Cavers found out who they were.
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: vesta111 on June 23, 2014, 08:13:14 AM
I can see a bunch of them putting up their real names in support of cali...then head scratcing later because they can't figure out how we eeeevil Cavers found out who they were.


Not a good idea to post name and address on the internet.   

A few years ago I read of two men that got into a devil of a fight over Obama.   Came down to really bad threats and as they lived 2,000 miles apart what the worry ?

For some reason the site they posted on ignored these men and their fight, figuring the two old coots were no harm and just blowing off steam.

Besides it was fun watching these old duffers duke it out over the internet.   The pro Obama dude tracked down his opponent went to his door and shot him dead.
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: franksolich on June 23, 2014, 09:11:07 AM

Oh now vesta, dear, I'd been sleeping peacefully at night knowing that primitives stalking franksolich were hundreds of, if not more than a thousand, miles away.

Now you got me all worried.
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: Zathras on June 23, 2014, 09:30:49 AM
"Ima Hogg" has already been taken by Amber in Tucson.

I thought that name was taken by Ava the triple chin piglet of New York?
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: beefeater on June 23, 2014, 03:01:45 PM
Is this going to be another we stand with John Effin' Heinz Kerry thread?

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Mortos  Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore   Wed Nov-03-04 05:52 PM
Original message
My name is Steven Joseph Vincent
and I refuse to be afraid to speak my mind in my own country.

I served my country in the military for 5 years. I wore the uniform. I was willing to sacrifice my life for the ideals this country was founded on. I will not be cowed by the bullies who run this country or the partisan cowards who support them.

As I write this, tears stream down my cheeks. Tears for the men and women who are dying in our name. Tears for poor and hard working Americans who may never get out of poverty. Tears for the hateful racist, mysogynistic, homophobic nation we appear to be. Tears for my daughter and the children of this country. Tears of anger.

Take my name. Write it down. Do with it what you will you ****ing freepers and government agents.

I will not hide behind an alias. I will not be ashamed of my party affilliation or my political beliefs. I will not quietly stand by as my country is diminished.

I AM NOT AFRAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

And neither should my 55 million compatriots who proudly stood up and said, "Enough."

This is my country and I will fight for her.

I will fight goddammit.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2587059#2587059 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2587059#2587059)

One of my all time favorites.
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: obumazombie on June 23, 2014, 03:26:44 PM
I thought she was going to claim the name of the affable (courtesy Ann Coulter) Eva Braun. Too bad the original's middle names were Anna Paula.
Title: Re: DUmmy cali Caves
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 25, 2014, 02:21:31 AM
Yep, cali seems to be having some sort of personality change. I knew she's been researching her heritage and now she's going on and on about the results:

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36. I was named after a relative of my mother's



Eva Herrmann and Marie is a family name, along with Sophie and Fannie. At least I wasn't named Fanny.
 
Eva Herrman was part of the German and British Ex-pat community in Sanary-sur-Mer and then in SoCal. She was very close to Mann, Huxley, Auden, Isherwood, Bedford and others. She was an artist in her own right and a well known caricaturist of her time. She did a wonderful one of Huxley, but I don't think it's in the book she published. It can be found on line. Here's a self-portrait she did:
 

http://kuenste-im-exil.de/KIE/Content/EN/Persons/herrmann-eva-en.html

Here's her book from the Whitney Museum collection:

https://archive.org/details/onpacari00herr

Eva was American as her father was American. He was a painter who was instrumental in the German New Secessionist Movement. His name was Frank Simon Herrmann, born in NY in 1866. He was life long close friends with Alfred Steiglitz who did this portrait of Eva. Oddly enough, years later, a photographer friend of mine did a similar portrait of me, having never seen or known of the Stieglitz portrait.
 
http://collections.lacma.org/node/217155

I remember Eva very well though I didn't see her again after I was 10. She lived on Mandeville Canyon Rd. I remember playing on the lawn as the adults talked and talked and talked, long into the evening.

and then Alex gets into another argument with two other DUmmies and hijacks the thread.