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Title: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2014, 11:08:17 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018630612

Oh my.

I dunno "part one" of this; I thought he was "married" to another guy.

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backwoodsbob (5,535 posts)    Sun Jun 22, 2014, 10:40 AM

the breakup..part two :)

I posted a week or whatever ago that the wife and I are breaking up.Next Sunday will be the day we go our separate ways and both move into our new places.
 
I helped her move some boxes and stuff into her new place yesterday she is moving into a 40 year old trailer in the back of a trailer park where the average trailer is about 40 years old.Her next door neighbor has 4 pit bulls that run loose....her neighbors across the street are two males of about age 70 that are already hitting on her....she found out there have been two shootings there this year....all in all a lovely neighborhood

Then we took some boxes to my new apartment....4 1400 square foot apartments all alone on a hill...they are built from an old mansion....4 30 foot tall granite pillars at the entrance...oak floors...heat pump...dishwasher...literally living in one forth of an old mansion...amazing place.Island kitchen...just an absolutely amazing apartment.
 
We pay the same rent

She walked into my place...looked around...and said i hate you and laughed.

I give it 60 days before the pampered drama queen calls me crying wanting to talk.
 
IF we get back together it will be on terms that are more equitable

New thread; no primitive responses yet.
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2014, 11:14:44 AM
Okay, I found what I guess is the "back story" on this.  I think.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018628105

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CaliforniaPeggy (109,246 posts)    Sun Jun 15, 2014, 05:17 PM

1. I'm so sorry, my dear backwoodsbob...

It is a sad thing when love is gone.

I hope you can remain amicable friends...

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backwoodsbob (5,535 posts)   Sun Jun 15, 2014, 06:31 PM

3. we will survive :)

we still love each other...I got a place today...nice home for a great price....Put it this way....she says i wont suffer without.
 
We just cant live together anymore...I cant stand her 25 year old wont work kid and she defends him to death.
 
We still love each other...just cant be together.

Put it this way.....she asked if she can spend weekends at my place....we wont be apart long.....it is all about her sorryass kid
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: thundley4 on June 22, 2014, 11:18:08 AM
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We just cant live together anymore...I cant stand her 25 year old wont work kid and she defends him to death.

So, her son is another DUmmie and this DUmmie doesn't like competition.
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: SVPete on June 22, 2014, 11:24:40 AM
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...I cant stand her 25 year old wont work kid and she defends him to death.

 :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: IOW, she wins the Progressivier than thou arguments. :rofl: :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 22, 2014, 12:38:01 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018630612
I dunno "part one" of this; I thought he was "married" to another guy.

There was one, must be a very similar name.

Backwoods, or country, or ridgerunner, or something like that, who was a flaming homo.
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 22, 2014, 07:33:32 PM
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backwoodsbob (5,535 posts)   Sun Jun 15, 2014, 06:31 PM

3. we will survive :)

we still love each other...I got a place today...nice home for a great price....Put it this way....she says i wont suffer without.
 
We just cant live together anymore...I cant stand her 25 year old wont work kid and she defends him to death.
 

We conservatives feel the same way about you welfare parasite dummies.  So how about ya all move to Cuba? We will help you move.
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: fatboy on June 22, 2014, 08:13:01 PM
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We just cant live together anymore...I cant stand her 25 year old wont work kid and she defends him to death.

Work is so overrated, it has such a close relationship to paying taxes.
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: fatboy on June 22, 2014, 10:33:15 PM
I think an update is in order:
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Response to Sedona (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 22, 2014, 07:36 PM

 backwoodsbob (5,539 posts)

5. oh trust me..I'm not supporting shit

If all OT stops today I will be near 75k....if the ot continues...i will hit 100k this yearshe will make maybe 20k if she is lucky....her 25 year old kid wont work and now she has to not only live on her own..she has to pay her *babies* way too.
 
I give it 60 days

So with OT, backwoodsboob makes almost 100K and Ms. backwoodsboob adds an additional 20K and yet there isn't any realestate to be settled. OooooooKaaayyyy.

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Response to backwoodsbob (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2014, 08:40 PM

 HeiressofBickworth (1,637 posts)

7. I'm sure this goes without saying, but

I'll say it anyway. You need to see a divorce lawyer. Even if you aren't contemplating a divorce at this time. You need to know what to expect if or when you do go through with a divorce. With the difference in income, you could wind up having to pay her alimony. You will need to make decisions on pensions, insurance, title of autos or land, etc. What ever agreement you have made on division of personal items, furniture, etc., you should get in writing.

Yes backwoodsboob, what about all the assetts? We really want to know. And lets see, 60 days from now is August 22. By then Ms. backwoodsboob will be crawling back to your mansion apartment on a hill, horny as hell. Can't wait to hear about that.
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 22, 2014, 10:55:20 PM
There was one, must be a very similar name.

Backwoods, or country, or ridgerunner, or something like that, who was a flaming homo.

Hillbillybob!! The homo Bob.
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: Gina on June 23, 2014, 07:39:08 AM
Wow! What a loving man.  He is actually happy she is in a bad living condition. I can see why she doesn't want him anymore.  Too bad she can't see what he wrote about her predicament.
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: franksolich on June 23, 2014, 09:13:53 AM
Hillbillybob!! The homo Bob.

Thanks, sir.
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: Zathras on June 23, 2014, 09:29:00 AM
Hope the DUmbasses ex takes him for everything he's got.
Title: Re: backwoods primitive splits
Post by: USA4ME on June 23, 2014, 09:46:54 AM
That's funny! Tries to make out like he's some type of "catch" and she'll be begging to come back to him. She even wants to continue the physical relationship during this time on the weekends because he's such a stud muffin. He's the genius that found a rental in a mansion at the same price that she's in a broken-down trailer in the bad part of town. Just too perfect! Must have taken him months to dream this one up.

Yeah, the 60 day "she begged and I took her back under MY conditions" follow-up should be a real hoot.

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