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Title: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2014, 02:06:18 AM
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BainsBane (26,168 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025129963

Can we review what is acceptable speech on DU?
I feel the need for a list. My recollection of things that we are told we cannot discuss: privilege, racism by anyone except Republicans, rape, violence against women, any issue concerning women's rights other than abortion. We aren't allowed to make any reference to white people, even when speaking about a Republican like Bill Bennett, because that makes some other white people upset. Talking about racism and sexism "divides" Democrats so it is explicitly forbidden. We can't mention MRAs because some have decided that somehow applies to all men, though I'm thinking a lot of men don't see it that way. Still the righteous indignation about making misogynists look bad ensues.

What is righteous speech that must be protected at all costs: racist, homophobic, and sexist and/or misogynistic slurs, as specified in vivid detail in another thread. Basically the most vulgar insults against anyone who isn't white male or elderly are not only acceptable, expressing them is central to liberalism. Whereas those members who suggest that those segments of society deserve respect equal to the minority white male population are just like conservatives--because we all know how much respect conservatives have for LGBT, people of color, and women.  And of course insulting segments of the population based on how they are born doesn't divide Democrats. That division only occurs when feminists and people of color are allowed to speak about issues that they erroneously believe matter.


Oh, and it's not okay to suggest that someone exercise restraint and avoid bigoted slurs because it amounts to censorship, but censoring that opinion about restraint is not only acceptable, it is essential to democracy. In fact, the Republic cannot stand if people are confronted with opinions with which they disagree.

I'm sure I'm forgetting others. Please fill me in so I can conduct myself accordingly in the future. I'm told that freedom of speech requires that certain disagreements never be uttered. I hate to say the wrong thing and ruin our constitution and democracy itself. 


Frank... you need to take one for the team and fill her in.

I'm sorry... we all voted on it and it has to be you. Good luck.

Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: Chris_ on June 21, 2014, 02:10:12 AM
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BainsBane (26,168 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025129963

Can we review what is acceptable speech on DU?

I feel the need for a list.
Of course you do, you horrible, controlling, small-minded piece of shit.

**** you.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: Carl on June 21, 2014, 05:17:05 AM
There is not a one of them more mentally or emotionally mature then a 5 year old.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2014, 05:52:25 AM
Frank... you need to take one for the team and fill her in.

I'm sorry... we all voted on it and it has to be you. Good luck.

Uh huh.

Not with those watermelons.

Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2014, 07:27:13 AM
Uh huh.

Not with those watermelons.

I'm sorry, Frank. You've forced me to add a poll to this thread.

Please, everyone. For the sake of the planet! Vote!
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: Big Dog on June 21, 2014, 07:29:58 AM
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BainsBane (26,168 posts)

Can we review what is acceptable speech on DU?
I feel the need for a list.

Alex, now you're just acting like a Nazi.

Not a hot Nazi like this:
(http://www.everythingtarantino.com/pics/2007-02-wwss1.jpg)

More like this kind of Nazi:

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/bo-assets/production/attachments/17585/original/night_20train_20to_20munich.jpg?1278319821)
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 21, 2014, 08:02:24 AM
Frank, do it for the children.  Salute the flag, think of the good 'ol USA and dive right in.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 21, 2014, 08:34:13 AM
Words forbidden to be used by DUmmies.....in order of importance.

!. WORK

2. JOB

3. SELF RELIANCE

4. INDEPENDENCE

5. ................
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: txradioguy on June 21, 2014, 10:12:28 AM
Uh huh.

Not with those watermelons.

At some point my friend...everyone has their turn in the barrel.

This time is yours.  :-)
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2014, 10:18:55 AM
At some point my friend...everyone has their turn in the barrel.

This time is yours.  :-)

You know, just before I came to this thread, I was already thinking about it, and wondering if I should post a poll.

Really.

The poll would ask whether one preferred to hop around in the sack with the BainsBane primitive, or with the dumbgirl primitive.

And if one's a woman, whether one preferred to hop around in the sack with drunken Bill or MrsCorpio.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: Carl on June 21, 2014, 10:35:13 AM
You know, just before I came to this thread, I was already thinking about it, and wondering if I should post a poll.

Really.

The poll would ask whether one preferred to hop around in the sack with the BainsBane primitive, or with the dumbgirl primitive.

And if one's a woman, whether one preferred to hop around in the sack with drunken Bill or MrsCorpio.

That poll would require this to even think about.

(http://www.bayareacraftbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/City-Beer-Store-Interior-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: Dori on June 21, 2014, 10:56:15 AM
And if one's a woman, whether one preferred to hop around in the sack with drunken Bill or MrsCorpio.

 :hammer:
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2014, 11:08:54 AM
:hammer:

Well now, that's no more difficult than for a guy trying to decide upon the BainsBane primitive or the dumbgirl primitive.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: BattleHymn on June 21, 2014, 11:17:16 AM
Well now, that's no more difficult than for a guy trying to decide upon the BainsBane primitive or the dumbgirl primitive.

Be sure to include a third option in your poll, "Death".
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 21, 2014, 11:33:41 AM
Be sure to include a third option in your poll, "Death".
Chicken.....gonna take the easy way out........save me a seat on that bus.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: franksolich on June 21, 2014, 11:39:42 AM
Chicken.....gonna take the easy way out........save me a seat on that bus.

Remember, my objection to the BainsBane primitive isn't so much to her physical abnormality--even with that, she can be reasonably aesthetic--but simply because her attitude of ostensible intellectual superiority is off-putting.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: BattleHymn on June 21, 2014, 11:59:15 AM
Alex,  I'll give you a CC alternative to a forbidden words list-  how about a list of useful phrases for you?


"No thanks, I'm full."

"I'll just have one, thanks."

"Only one drink, thank you."

I'm sure some of the other people here can come up with other helpful phrases.

Alex, I know your initial response will be to thank us for any of our suggested phrases, but no need, as we've seen your picture already and know how difficult it is for a compliment, or indeed anything, to just fall out of your mouth.   
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 21, 2014, 12:04:51 PM
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BainsBane (26,168 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025129963

Can we review what is acceptable speech on DU?
I feel the need for a list. My recollection of things that we are told we cannot discuss: privilege, racism by anyone except Republicans, rape, violence against women, any issue concerning women's rights other than abortion. We aren't allowed to make any reference to white people, even when speaking about a Republican like Bill Bennett, because that makes some other white people upset. Talking about racism and sexism "divides" Democrats so it is explicitly forbidden. We can't mention MRAs because some have decided that somehow applies to all men, though I'm thinking a lot of men don't see it that way. Still the righteous indignation about making misogynists look bad ensues.

What is righteous speech that must be protected at all costs: racist, homophobic, and sexist and/or misogynistic slurs, as specified in vivid detail in another thread. Basically the most vulgar insults against anyone who isn't white male or elderly are not only acceptable, expressing them is central to liberalism. Whereas those members who suggest that those segments of society deserve respect equal to the minority white male population are just like conservatives--because we all know how much respect conservatives have for LGBT, people of color, and women.  And of course insulting segments of the population based on how they are born doesn't divide Democrats. That division only occurs when feminists and people of color are allowed to speak about issues that they erroneously believe matter.


Oh, and it's not okay to suggest that someone exercise restraint and avoid bigoted slurs because it amounts to censorship, but censoring that opinion about restraint is not only acceptable, it is essential to democracy. In fact, the Republic cannot stand if people are confronted with opinions with which they disagree.

I'm sure I'm forgetting others. Please fill me in so I can conduct myself accordingly in the future. I'm told that freedom of speech requires that certain disagreements never be uttered. I hate to say the wrong thing and ruin our constitution and democracy itself.

Well it is DU. What do you expect? Why are you even posting there? Sounds more like hear me roar.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: wasp69 on June 21, 2014, 01:34:45 PM
Of course you do, you horrible, controlling, small-minded piece of shit.

**** you.

I think she was trying to be sarcastic.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2014, 08:44:23 PM
She failed.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: NHSparky on June 21, 2014, 08:51:25 PM
Uh huh.

Not with those watermelons.

Coach, I don't know how familiar you are with baseball, but there was a gent back in the day who played first base for the Chicago Cubs by the name of Mark Grace.

Not only was he a pretty decent ballplayer, even by Cubs/Diamondbacks standards, he was a funny guy.  But one thing he DID know was "slumpbusting."  I heard the interview he did with Jim Rome when he talked about nailing a slumpbuster.  I looked it up, and sure enough, it exists in print:

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"A slumpbuster is if a team's in a slump, or if you personally are in a slump, you gotta find the fatest, gnarliest, grossest chick and you just gotta lay the wood to her. And when you do that, you're just gonna have instant success. And it could also be called jumping on a grenade for the team."

Coach, my good man, I think you know what you gotta do.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: thundley4 on June 21, 2014, 09:40:02 PM
Coach, I don't know how familiar you are with baseball, but there was a gent back in the day who played first base for the Chicago Cubs by the name of Mark Grace.

Not only was he a pretty decent ballplayer, even by Cubs/Diamondbacks standards, he was a funny guy.  But one thing he DID know was "slumpbusting."  I heard the interview he did with Jim Rome when he talked about nailing a slumpbuster.  I looked it up, and sure enough, it exists in print:

Coach, my good man, I think you know what you gotta do.

Mark Grace was a funny guy, too. A guy I work with went to a Cubs/Cardinals game in St. Louis and saw Grace at a bar after the game.  The guy and one other had on Cards shirts, but all 4 asked Grace for his autograph. Even though they were all Cards fans, he charged the 2 wearing Cards shirts $4 each, which happened to be the price of the beer he was drinking.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: dutch508 on June 21, 2014, 10:36:14 PM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw[/youtube]

(http://rs279.pbsrc.com/albums/kk143/faeini1/disco-boogie.gif~c200)


Trust me, Frank... I am here to help.



Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 21, 2014, 10:49:05 PM
This is probably a desperate cry for help.
BainsBane needs to get laid.   and make sammiches. but mostly get laid.

Being a shrieking harpy isn't helping her one bit. We need to burn a mole and introduce Jugs to Steve Numbers. It may not be a match made in Heaven, but they will both calm down a bit with their posting.

and it won't be permanent either. Once they sober up and see each other...they beat a path out the cheap motel door.

Please help, give a can of Keystone beer to the CC matchmaker fund. Give today and make the magic happen.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: dutch508 on June 22, 2014, 03:50:22 PM
Think of it!
Frank, the rascally, old bachelor playwright living alone on the wild of the Nebraska savannah and Bainsbane, frosty man hating quazi-intellectual who is really a nympho, finding love and each other through to power of the interwebs...

:-)
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: Ogre on June 22, 2014, 04:56:43 PM
This is probably a desperate cry for help.
BainsBane needs to get laid.   and make sammiches. but mostly get laid.

Being a shrieking harpy isn't helping her one bit. We need to burn a mole and introduce Jugs to Steve Numbers. It may not be a match made in Heaven, but they will both calm down a bit with their posting.

and it won't be permanent either. Once they sober up and see each other...they beat a path out the cheap motel door.

Please help, give a can of Keystone beer to the CC matchmaker fund. Give today and make the magic happen.


I'd donate a keg if I thought it would help the fund, but something tells me other than one of the male primitives there isn't enough alcohol distilled in the world to make her attractive enough to take out on a date, much less have carnal knowledge with. Just sayin. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: franksolich on June 22, 2014, 05:14:43 PM
Think of it!

Frank, the rascally, old bachelor playwright living alone on the wild of the Nebraska savannah and Bainsbane, frosty man hating quazi-intellectual who is really a nympho, finding love and each other through to power of the interwebs...

But really, I'm truly busy at the moment, and I still have to refine the final three chapters of "hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer comes for Memorial Day," an oft-interrupted project.  I'm sure that Lamond is chomping at the bit, impatient to learn his fate in the third, the final, chapter.

However.

While that's still on the stove cooking, I'm germinating a new idea, "the BainsBane primitive and Skippy visit franksolich."  I'll get to it, but give me time.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: Chris_ on June 22, 2014, 05:18:10 PM
While that's still on the stove cooking, I'm germinating a new idea, "the BainsBane primitive and Skippy visit franksolich."
Sometimes, being deaf can be a blessing.  :puke:
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: dutch508 on June 22, 2014, 07:12:07 PM
Sometimes, being deaf can be a blessing.  :puke:

Just nod your head slot and mumble uh-huh...

You will do fine, Frank.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on June 23, 2014, 10:30:17 AM
Think of it!
Frank, the rascally, old bachelor playwright living alone on the wild of the Nebraska savannah and Bainsbane, frosty man hating quazi-intellectual who is really a nympho, finding love and each other through to power of the interwebs...

:-)
If made into a movie Clint Eastwood or Nora Ephron needs to direct it.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 23, 2014, 01:54:21 PM
Sometimes, being deaf can be a blessing.  :puke:

<Bains walks into the room>
Bains: "Frank, why are you wearing that blindfold? you kinky thing, you..."
Frank: "Unfortunately, I'm deaf, not blind."
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: obumazombie on June 23, 2014, 03:31:26 PM
Alex,  I'll give you a CC alternative to a forbidden words list-  how about a list of useful phrases for you?


"No thanks, I'm full."

"I'll just have one, thanks."

"Only one drink, thank you."

I'm sure some of the other people here can come up with other helpful phrases.

Alex, I know your initial response will be to thank us for any of our suggested phrases, but no need, as we've seen your picture already and know how difficult it is for a compliment, or indeed anything, to just fall out of your mouth.   

"I would love to, but not just now"
"I'm not one to knock knockers"


By the by, that was a right proper poll with the one response that should be mandatory in all polls.


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Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 23, 2014, 07:36:10 PM
By the by, that was a right proper poll with the one response that should be mandatory in all polls.

Yes, it was.  Dutch knows how to do a poll. :whistling: :fuelfire: :tongue:
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: franksolich on June 24, 2014, 09:04:54 AM
Just nod your head slot and mumble uh-huh...

You will do fine, Frank.

You'll have your wish, probably, by the end of this week.

I'm putting the last touches on "hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer comes for Memorial Day".....after which will come "BainsBane spends the night with franksolich."

I had other titles in mind, but I wanted one that'd show up on google along with her posts.
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: dutch508 on June 24, 2014, 09:24:12 AM
You'll have your wish, probably, by the end of this week.

I'm putting the last touches on "hippywife Mrs. Alfred Packer comes for Memorial Day".....after which will come "BainsBane spends the night with franksolich."

I had other titles in mind, but I wanted one that'd show up on google along with her posts.

I like the title but it lacks 'zing'...

How about:

Bainesbane Bangs Big Brained Boy
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: Wineslob on June 24, 2014, 10:46:50 AM
Forbidden words? How about "show me your tits".
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: thundley4 on June 24, 2014, 12:48:08 PM
Forbidden words? How about "show me your tits".

[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWc7OPDAjiE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: dutch508 on June 26, 2014, 09:30:47 AM
(http://freeebooksearch.net/pics/3b913_for_Dummies_51sk04o8iIL.jpg)

Is is on the free books web-site, Frank. It may help.

Title: Re: Big Titted one has no date. Wants to come up with forbidden words list.
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 26, 2014, 01:58:32 PM
.....after which will come "BainsBane spends the night with franksolich."

I had other titles in mind

In this case, you should use the nadinese convention, and spell it "tittles".