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Title: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 18, 2014, 10:42:46 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025116112 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025116112)
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monmouth3 (3,386 posts)

Dr. Oz isn't answering his phone, nor those operators who told me to call anytime if I had

 questions or problems. Problems???? $54.95 worth of problems and you know I'll never see that money again. Why did I do it? Just goes to show no matter how smart and savvy you think you are regarding scams, some of us are vulnerable. I'm overweight, this "Coffee Extract Pill" seemed like a good thing. I'm embarrassed and really angry with myself...sigh..

It really is a vicious cycle.... sit around watching TV all day, Gain massive amounts of weight, see cure for lard on TV, get scammed, get depressed, watch more TV...
Title: Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: diesel driver on June 18, 2014, 10:58:21 AM
Didn't I hear Dr. Oz had to testify before the Senate about his claims for this stuff?

Poor, DUmmie!   :lol:  :rotf:
Title: Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: Dori on June 18, 2014, 11:00:25 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025116112 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025116112)
It really is a vicious cycle.... sit around watching TV all day, Gain massive amounts of weight, see cure for lard on TV, get scammed, get depressed, watch more TV...

.... then post about your stupidity on the internet.   :panic:

Title: Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: thundley4 on June 18, 2014, 12:01:26 PM
The only two things proven to cause weight loss are diet and exercise. Dieting is the only thing that will work alone.
Title: Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: diesel driver on June 18, 2014, 12:22:35 PM
The only two things proven to cause weight loss are diet and exercise. Dieting is the only thing that will work alone.

In reference to DUmmies, they could DIET, instead.   :whistling:

Title: Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 18, 2014, 01:24:35 PM
It really is a vicious cycle.... sit around watching TV all day, Gain massive amounts of weight, see cure for lard on TV, get scammed, get depressed, watch more TV...

Except for nadin, as she's explained many times.

After her carcass piles on more scanner lard, it simply "resets", and makes that her ideal weight.

Title: Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: BattleHymn on June 18, 2014, 01:46:13 PM
The only two things proven to cause weight loss are diet and exercise. Dieting is the only thing that will work alone.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jy3OtZAss&feature=kp[/youtube]
Title: Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: thundley4 on June 18, 2014, 01:53:35 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jy3OtZAss&feature=kp[/youtube]

 :lol:
Title: Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: hillneck on June 18, 2014, 05:41:48 PM
Poor idiot DUmmie, give off your lazy ass, turn off the tv, and get some exercise.
Title: Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: miskie on June 18, 2014, 06:18:07 PM
I don't understand why the primitives, who claim to be the smarterest most bestest people on earf can't get a grip on a fairly simple mathematical equation

input > output = weight gain
input < output = weight loss
input = output = maintenance
Title: Re: Primitive watches TV... gets duped
Post by: diesel driver on June 18, 2014, 07:23:56 PM
I don't understand why the primitives, who claim to be the smarterest most bestest people on earf can't get a grip on a fairly simple mathematical equation

input > output = weight gain
input < output = weight loss
input = output = maintenance

DUmmies don't do math. 

That's what calculators and computers are for... :lol: