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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on June 17, 2014, 10:41:01 AM
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Okay, Skins's island seems to be embroiled in a three-way civil war at the moment--nothing new, and this too shall pass--and which side does one speculate will come out on top, in the end?
My choice is the she-women; they always win.
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Just a hypothetical: What would a lesbian woman's lib actually support? They supposedly wish to be a man (as indicated by the crew cut) but are endowed with the equipment nature intended for them. Such important things to ponder...
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My vote goes to the ethnic DUmmies because they have the larger stick to beat the others over the head with.
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Just a hypothetical: What would a lesbian woman's lib actually support? They supposedly wish to be a man (as indicated by the crew cut) but are endowed with the equipment nature intended for them. Such important things to ponder...
What fascinates me is how they can't get their gender roles straight.
The Big Bertha primitive, for example, who's the "husband" in a relationship with a meek, timid woman (although both of them are massive).
She's the "husband;" you know, the one who's supposed to protect.
But when they had a mouse in their apartment, Big Bertha was just as terrified as her "wife."
Not a very good husband, Big Bertha.
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But when they had a mouse in their apartment, Big Bertha was just as terrified as her "wife."
Like a circus elephant.
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My vote goes to the ethnic DUmmies because they have the larger stick to beat the others over the head with.
That's true, about the bigger stick to beat the others with.
But remember, rationality doesn't prevail on Skins's island.
MrsCorpio, for example, is scared shitless of the BainsBane primitive (as is just about every male there).
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The vagina warriors because of Hillary.
The minorities are saddled with the incompetent street thug and the shrieking rump rangers just make everyone cringe.
Since right now Hill is considered the entitled the she men of the DUmp can cling to invincibility and protection.
They remember what happened to them in 2007-2008.
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What fascinates me is how they can't get their gender roles straight.
The Big Bertha primitive, for example, who's the "husband" in a relationship with a meek, timid woman (although both of them are massive).
She's the "husband;" you know, the one who's supposed to protect.
But when they had a mouse in their apartment, Big Bertha was just as terrified as her "wife."
Not a very good husband, Big Bertha.
But DUmmies don't believe in gender roles... everybody knows that. It's part of the mental illness that is liberalism.
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I picked the man haters. They're scary.
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I picked the man haters. They're scary.
bet they really bother you when a full moon comes around :naughty:
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I picked the man haters. They're scary.
Extreme cases of penis envy.
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Extreme cases of penis envy.
Wait. That includes the queers.
I'm afraid you're going to have to be more specific.
As to my vote:
I wish all sides the best of luck at the 2014 Evisceration-A-Palooza
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Extreme cases of penis envy.
Oh my yes.
But what the women's libbers don't get is that being a man is just as hard as being a woman.
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I chose the shrieking harpies. The gaiety crowd was thrown under the bus in, what, 2007? So they're expendable. And, the DUmp is so lilly white that the ethnics just can't compete.
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I chose the shrieking harpies. The gaiety crowd was thrown under the bus in, what, 2007? So they're expendable. And, the DUmp is so lilly white that the ethnics just can't compete.
I'm having no trouble, no trouble at all, imagining the BainsBane primitive as queen, even empress, of Skins's island.
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The vagina warriors because of Hillary.
The minorities are saddled with the incompetent street thug and the shrieking rump rangers just make everyone cringe.
Since right now Hill is considered the entitled the she men of the DUmp can cling to invincibility and protection.
They remember what happened to them in 2007-2008.
My neighbor has it right.
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The feminazis will win. They have the neutered DUmmie males who still try to win their favor by siding with them.
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^^ That is so pathetic, and it never works. It's cringe-inducing. Will Pittstain is the absolute worst.
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race always wins...
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The JOOOOOS! They always win.
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Grievance mongers... same song, different tune.
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I’d have to say the libber’s, but…
If a socialist racial minority male-to-female transexual homosexual muslim ever shows up, it will be the winner.
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I'm voting for the wimmenz.
Because they'll beat me up and/or suffocate me with ginormous boobage if I don't.
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Pressed for a vote, went with the man-hating women's crew. They shriek like banshees and attack like hyenas.
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The twinkies don't stand a chance. They're almost immediately eliminated unless world events brings them a twinkie massacre or some type of well promoted slight in order to exploit.
That leaves the feminazis and the militant blacks.
Should be a good showdown and will take a while. There will be some who join the militant blacks mainly because they can't stand the feminazis outspoken poor attitude, so they'll initially have some momentum. But the feminazis will beat them back (since they're not really in it because of the militant blacks, but rather to be against the feminazis) leaving only the militant black primitives to fend for themselves, which they don't have the mental capacity to do, which has the feminazis winning out.
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You know, back during the Carter and Reagan administrations, when I was young, I was what was known as a "Kremlin-watcher-in-training." Unofficially, of course; I was still a teenager, and in college. It just evolved into a hobby of mine, watching for every pronouncement of the leadership in Moscow, and reading between the lines, to discern what they really meant.
I was pretty good at it, but then Reagan and Bush toppled the Soviet empire before I had a chance to make a career out of it, and so such "watching" skills and talents atrophied until Skins's island emerged from under the water back in early 2001.
Based upon recent mischief afoot on Skins's island, to me, there appears to be not one, but three, potential palace coups in the making, and my fellow alum Skins needs to watch his back.
The primitive conspirators are many, but the leaders of all three factions are easily identifiable; there's the BainsBane primitive who wishes to become empress, absolute ruler, of Skins's island, there's MrsCorpio, who wishes to turn Skins's island into a blacks-only republic, and there's Wills, the "William769" primitive, who lusts to become queen of a fairyland Skins's island.
Wait, watch, and see if I'm not right.
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The Ku Klux Klams will win out, in preparation for the Hildebeast's campaign.
Just as it's been "racist" to oppose anything the jug-eared Kenyan does, it will become part of the "war on women" to oppose the Beast.
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I voted that the man-haters will flip and flap all others into submission.
Their arguments will spin the gheys and the mustafas into a dizziness that will leave them staggered. unless the spin gathers enough momentum that the twinks get all butt hurt (no, the other kind of butt hurt.) and leave and the Black Caucus get the deer in the headlights syndrome, realizing that the racist liberals were only being condescending.
Yeah, the carpet munchers will come out on top.
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Had to give my vote to the KuKluxKlams. :puke:
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As of late, I say the man haters. Perhaps they will be DUmmy Group Of The Year. :mental: :lmao: