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Title: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: fatboy on June 16, 2014, 03:36:32 PM
and a phone!

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Mon Jun 16, 2014, 03:30 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,592 posts)

First day started at 5 a.m.!
Was on my first conference call to the New England Home base. Then filled out paperwork for my expense account ( yes, I have one to get my office set up {I GOT MY OWN OFFICE!!!!!! } And get the lay of the management environment.

LOVE IT!!!!


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018628534

Unemployed DUmmies eat your hearts out!
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 16, 2014, 03:58:12 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/milton_zps8766625c.jpg)
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: fatboy on June 16, 2014, 04:01:21 PM
Management, expense account for office furnature, 5 AM conference calls to corporate!
No mention (as yet) of what kind of wine rack she is ordering for her office space environment.
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: miskie on June 16, 2014, 04:01:36 PM
I suspect LFR is in for a big surprise (assuming this job is real) . Marketing outfits are often half a step above a fly-by-night operation. Once the leads dry up, the company pulls up stakes and moves to a new town.
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: USA4ME on June 16, 2014, 04:02:34 PM
Man, when she lies about what's going on in her life, she lays it on thick.

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Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: Karin on June 16, 2014, 04:04:55 PM
Chris,   :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 16, 2014, 04:35:34 PM
It was called the janitor's closet when I went to school.
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 16, 2014, 05:13:17 PM
Yeah, this will turn out well....for no one.  Assuming any of it is even true.
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: 67 Rover on June 16, 2014, 05:21:04 PM
Management, expense account for office furnature, 5 AM conference calls to corporate!
No mention (as yet) of what kind of wine rack she is ordering for her office space environment.

Actually it would be a 7AM call to New England from Arizona.  Yea right.

Corrected the mistake in time zone calculation.
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 16, 2014, 05:27:01 PM
You think Dave ditched her because she's a compulsive liar and a flake?  That's what it looks like to me.
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: ChuckJ on June 16, 2014, 05:39:03 PM
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Mon Jun 16, 2014, 03:30 PM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,592 posts)

First day started at 5 a.m.!
Was on my first conference call to the New England Home base. Then filled out paperwork for my expense account ( yes, I have one to get my office set up {I GOT MY OWN OFFICE!!!!!! } And get the lay of the management environment.

LOVE IT!!!!

I was offered the "lay of the management environment" once, but I was already dating a girl.
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: Dori on June 16, 2014, 06:20:58 PM
Is she at work and posting on DU?

Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: Gina on June 16, 2014, 06:56:47 PM
Damn! Next week she will be VP of Operations!! You go girl!!!
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 16, 2014, 07:14:08 PM
Damn! Next week she will be VP of Operations!! You go girl!!!

 :rotf: :rofl:
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 16, 2014, 07:18:02 PM
(assuming this job is real)

Why on earth would you do that?

Amber is mentally ill, and has the IQ of a turnip.

She will never have work beyond some kind of Goodwill make-work charity.

She also lies as compulsively as Pam Dawson, which makes her frequently entertaining.
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: thundley4 on June 16, 2014, 07:28:53 PM
Amber is ready to call you.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417YMSTP13L.jpg)
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 16, 2014, 08:18:00 PM
She was disrupting the other telemarketers so they put up cubicle walls around her desk.  There's so many disability laws now, it's hard to get rid of a mental case like that.
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: Gina on June 17, 2014, 02:45:47 PM
Amber is ready to call you.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417YMSTP13L.jpg)

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: I haven't seen one of those in so long
Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: Dori on June 17, 2014, 02:57:51 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: I haven't seen one of those in so long

That's true... :-)  Kids today wouldn't know what a rotary phone is.

Title: Re: LFR gets....an office!!!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 17, 2014, 03:18:26 PM
Probably one of these:

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/53/77/f3/5377f317207dbd282dec4958fafbdda3.jpg)