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Title: William769 is a retarded half-wit
Post by: Billiam Pitts on June 16, 2014, 01:47:46 PM

He has a posting style that suggests that his parents are brother and sister. William numbers is a babbling idiot. Somebody please check his drool bib because he seems irritated or maybe he crapped his Depends, maybe that has him all worked up. Calling him a half-wit is giving him too much credit. Serious chromosomal damage in William769.

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025104096

William769 (39,058 posts)

I just found something out about Hillary and now I am forced not to give her my support.

Her favorite color is yellow. How dare she like the color of happiness, wisdom, and imagination!

What am I to do?

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Cha (145,186 posts)
3. Are you sure, William? I thought it was

Green.

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William769 (39,058 posts)
5. ROFLMGAO!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: William769 is a retarded half-wit
Post by: Karin on June 16, 2014, 01:59:33 PM

Indeed, Cha's answer compelled William to roll on the floor laughing his ******* ass off, with 20 exclamation points.  He also took the trouble to post a large picture of an ROFL icon.  Not the normal one, he had to go look at google images.

An extremely low threshold for humor is what gives his retardedness a special something.

Title: Re: William769 is a retarded half-wit
Post by: Chris_ on June 16, 2014, 02:04:59 PM

Quote from: Karin on June 16, 2014, 01:59:33 PM

Indeed, Cha's answer compelled William to roll on the floor laughing his ******* ass off, with 20 exclamation points.  He also took the trouble to post a large picture of an ROFL icon.  Not the normal one, he had to go look at google images.

An extremely low threshold for humor is what gives his retardedness a special something.

I read that as "Laughing My Gay Ass Off".  Those 'mos have to mention it whenever they can, and Williamnumbers is no different.

Title: Re: William769 is a retarded half-wit
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 16, 2014, 02:17:40 PM

Quote from: Chris_ on June 16, 2014, 02:04:59 PM

I read that as "Laughing My Gay Ass Off".  Those 'mos have to mention it whenever they can, and Williamnumbers is no different.

i guess when you stretch it out farther than a regular one, it becomes different. Thus the need for notification.

Title: Re: William769 is a retarded half-wit
Post by: Karin on June 16, 2014, 03:59:34 PM

I stand corrected.  Some DUmmies are more dumb than others.  BigDarryl is another one.  The posts are just redolent of drool and mouth-breathing. 

Title: Re: William769 is a retarded half-wit
Post by: USA4ME on June 16, 2014, 04:10:45 PM

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William769

I just found something out about Hillary and now I am forced not to give her my support.

Her favorite color is yellow. How dare she like the color of happiness, wisdom, and imagination!

What am I to do?

I'm not sure, but my guess is it involves the color brown.

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Title: Re: William769 is a retarded half-wit
Post by: Gina on June 16, 2014, 07:02:23 PM

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William769 (39,058 posts)
5. ROFLMGAO!!!!!!!!

(http://files.sharenator.com/retard-s388x507-139739.jpg)

Title: Re: William769 is a retarded half-wit
Post by: Big Dog on June 16, 2014, 09:11:21 PM

I thought Hillary preferred pink with an olive wrapper?

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