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Title: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Tucker on June 14, 2014, 09:08:39 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018627677

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Sat Jun 14, 2014, 01:28 AM

Lady Freedom Returns (7,577 posts)

I have lost my Food Stamps and in two months my HUD!
Let's Party!!!!! I am now a Trainer! I now make a Salary of $30,000! I even get health insurance!

It's new but I don't expect many replies.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 14, 2014, 09:17:07 AM
Health insurance ??????......or Obamacare/medicaid ???????
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Tucker on June 14, 2014, 09:25:05 AM
Health insurance ??????......or Obamacare/medicaid ???????

None.

It's only make believe.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: franksolich on June 14, 2014, 09:27:22 AM
Well now, that's not a whole lot, but it's not pocket change either.

I think Crystal and Annette (or whatever the name of the second sister is) need to know of Amber's good fortune, so that they may anticipate repayment for all their loving caring concern for her.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: obumazombie on June 14, 2014, 09:39:18 AM
None.

It's only make believe.
Many such titular promotions are overtures to a firing.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Tucker on June 14, 2014, 10:22:55 AM
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Sat Jun 14, 2014, 09:35 AM

Star Member libodem (14,970 posts)
5. Sweeet

You have pulled yourself up and put. A true story of success.

Go ahead and say it. The word that you are looking for is "bootstraps."
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Delmar on June 14, 2014, 10:36:54 AM
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Response to TexasTowelie (Reply #1)Sat Jun 14, 2014, 01:55 AM
Lady Freedom Returns (7,577 posts)
2. I was just lucky.

I heard about this calling center that handle Political Polls. I was able to get my Transcripts from my University, and had them add a copy to my file. The Big Boss heard me on a call and found my glowing monitoring records and my transcripts. He needed a new Trainer here in Tucson and I got it!

Hang in there! You never know what the Future will bring!

Getting her transcripts is huge news!  She seems to have a blasé attitude about it in this post now but I can remember her maddening search for those transcripts that were always just out of her reach because of some college bureaucratic catch 22.  The way I remember it was that her vain conquest to secure a copy of the transcripts was what drove Dave away from her--or that was the straw that broke the camel's back, anyway.  Amber finding her college transcripts is like Citizen Kane finding his sled Rosebud.  It's a big deal.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 14, 2014, 10:44:30 AM
Looks good on paper. BUT. this is Amber we're talking about. It will never last.

She will work for a few months, then get herself fired. Lets face it, her preferred lifestyle is a leech.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 14, 2014, 10:56:56 AM
Wow, congrats.  That means she makes a yearly salary of minimum wage in future Seattle.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Chris_ on June 14, 2014, 12:04:20 PM
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Sat Jun 14, 2014, 01:28 AM

Lady Freedom Returns (7,577 posts)

I have lost my Food Stamps and in two months my HUD!
Let's Party!!!!! I am now a Trainer! I now make a Salary of $30,000! I even get health insurance!
Let's celebrate with some more random capitalization.

I don't believe this for a second.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Dori on June 14, 2014, 12:13:22 PM
Looks good on paper. BUT. this is Amber we're talking about. It will never last.


I hope she sticks with it.  She still has one more thing left on her bucket list.

She wanted to learn to drive and even get a motorcycle.

 
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Karin on June 14, 2014, 12:47:44 PM
I thought she told us that transcripts come from the Department of Labor?
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Dori on June 14, 2014, 12:59:08 PM
I thought she told us that transcripts come from the Department of Labor?

I think the original reason she couldn't get them was because she couldn't bring her student loans up to date.  Is that done through Labor?  The Federal government took over student loans in the ACA legislation in '10.





Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Tucker on June 14, 2014, 01:00:36 PM
Just how far will her 30K go when she has to pay for her lodging and food? after taxes are withheld, she will net about 400.00 per week. She will need to save about 250.00 of that for food and lodging. If HUD currently pays for her utilities, that will cease. She will have to add another 75.00/100.00 weekly in order to cover her monthly expenses  I'm sure that her insurance has a co-pay as well.

In a way I'm hoping that it is true. The future whinning could be epic.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 14, 2014, 01:30:52 PM
You always need college transcripts for a minimum wage job in a nuisance call center.

That requirement is as fictional as Amber's "degree" and the job.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 14, 2014, 09:33:33 PM
Just how far will her 30K go when she has to pay for her lodging and food? after taxes are withheld, she will net about 400.00 per week. She will need to save about 250.00 of that for food and lodging. If HUD currently pays for her utilities, that will cease. She will have to add another 75.00/100.00 weekly in order to cover her monthly expenses  I'm sure that her insurance has a co-pay as well.

In a way I'm hoping that it is true. The future whinning could be epic.

Exactly Tucker. Then she will figure out it ain't worth working and go back on the dole.

One thing I thought of... is this a permanent position? It is an election year so it might be temp. The way she is one has to ask the question.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: NHSparky on June 16, 2014, 08:35:19 PM
30K/year frankly ain't shit.  Especially when her utilities are on her dime.

Ever tried paying for A/C in Tucson in the summer?  Ain't cheap by any measure.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: catsmtrods on June 16, 2014, 08:39:21 PM
Dear God! These freaks can't be real?
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 16, 2014, 09:21:11 PM
30K/year frankly ain't shit.  Especially when her utilities are on her dime.

Ever tried paying for A/C in Tucson in the summer?  Ain't cheap by any measure.

Anything she makes at Goodwill is gravy. The Tucson taxpayers cover her rent, food, and utilities.

It's a mystery why ever deadbeat wino vagrant in the country doesn't head for Tucson.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Carl on June 16, 2014, 10:02:13 PM
Does anyone really think that a person who could not sweep floors or give back correct change from a computer register in a convenience store is now climbing the corporate ladder in just a matter of days?

Amber is either making the story up as she goes along or is simply living a fantasy that the adult diaper changer ward the state has confined her to is humoring her with.
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: fatboy on June 17, 2014, 07:02:25 AM
30K/year frankly ain't shit.  Especially when her utilities are on her dime.

Ever tried paying for A/C in Tucson in the summer?  Ain't cheap by any measure.

Another detail missing is how this promotion might affect her transportation needs. Not happy to ride public transportation, hard seats and all, LFR was able to connect with a carpool for the easy on the budget sum of $10.00/week.

But having a steady date with a timeclock at 05:00, we ask might that not have a negative  impact on the cash-flow situation?
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: Linda on June 17, 2014, 12:17:47 PM
Don't worry about the transportation problem, when LFR's realizes she didn't think of this, I am sure the upper management will arrange a car to pick her up and take her home. For someone so important to the job she can't be left stranded, now can she?
Title: Re: Lady FreeDUmb is now in charge of getting trained
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 17, 2014, 12:55:39 PM
Don't worry about the transportation problem, when LFR's realizes she didn't think of this, I am sure the upper management will arrange a car to pick her up and take her home. For someone so important to the job she can't be left stranded, now can she?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjkdynBFHuQ[/youtube]

I feel bad for the person they dragged down to bring LFR up