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Title: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: dutch508 on June 11, 2014, 02:13:06 PM
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trumad (36,621 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025082050

Ask trumad anything.



teh DUmpmonkie are asking questions, but like a true Democrat political he isn't answering any of them...

Explination:
1. Option four asks if he felt bad that he/she/it was feeling bad to be less of a DUmpmonkie than our good budy ATMAN (actionable watch is still counting BTW). It's a bit like negative numbers, folks. Less of an Atman (already a negative) doesn't mean Trumad is a better person (using the bogs-hickman scale of persons:


Hitler<------------------------------------------>JJ Abrams<------------------------------------------------>Ghandi

Adolf being a negaitve 100, Ghandi being a positive 100, JJ Abrams who is scheduled to direct the new Star Wars movies is perfectly in balance... until he ****es up the SW universe...

ATMAN score a -23 on the scale. Below Chamberlain (utter fool) and above Carter (****ing idiot)
TRUMAD, being a failure at being a DUmpmonkie scores better than ATMAN, but is still far below O.J. Simpson at -19.37.

However, being a failure at being a failure isn't a redeaming quality... it's just sad.


2. teh JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS! is obvious.

Vote now. Vote often (in true Democrat practice)
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: tanstaafl on June 11, 2014, 02:28:25 PM
Couldn't vote. ALL OF THE ABOVE choice is missing
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: dutch508 on June 11, 2014, 02:34:29 PM
Couldn't vote. ALL OF THE ABOVE choice is missing

added.

and bitchslapped for whining.
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2014, 02:39:14 PM
It was between 'teh JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!' and 'All of The Above.'  Because the second did have the first as a part of it, I chose 'All Of The Above.' :whistling:
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 11, 2014, 09:13:33 PM
How long was his last stay at the funny farm.....and did he enjoy the organic produce(drugs)?
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 11, 2014, 10:26:02 PM
 :whatever:

First, MFM. Then, MrDorkio. And now this one.

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Response to sufrommich (Reply #16)

Wed Jun 11, 2014, 02:00 PM

 trumad (36,630 posts)

18. I’m a PhD in economics and so you analyze every situation uniquely ....



.... because every international situation is unique.

no, Bob  :whatever:
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: DefiantSix on June 11, 2014, 11:19:36 PM
Of the available options, only TEH JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS applies to me.

I might be interested in things like, "How do you remember to breathe, being as stupid as you are?" This is similar to the question "Why are you so ****ing stupid", but not the same. (I couldn't care less WHY Dumbass is a DUmbass.)
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: Chris_ on June 11, 2014, 11:25:29 PM
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Wed Jun 11, 2014, 01:49 PM
Star Member trumad (36,630 posts)

Ask trumad anything.
Why are you so ******* stupid?
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: Big Dog on June 11, 2014, 11:25:45 PM
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trumad (36,630 posts)

18. I’m a PhD in economics and so you analyze every situation uniquely ....



.... because every international situation is unique.

Rilly?

Just screw that whole "principle" and "theory" business. Analize every situation uniquely, that's the trumad way!
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 11, 2014, 11:55:33 PM
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trumad (36,630 posts)

18. I’m a PhD in economics

Oh, pleeeze.......
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: BattleHymn on June 12, 2014, 01:42:17 AM
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trumad (36,630 posts)

18. I’m a PhD in economics

I'm Peter Pan. 
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 12, 2014, 01:48:15 AM
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trumad (36,630 posts)

18. I’m a PhD in economics

Right. And DUmmy PCIntern is really a dentist.

And DUmmy Aristus is a medical doctor.

And DUmmy Atman is a great artist.

And DUmmy grasswipe Judy has a non-profit pie shop.

And DUmmy nadin is sane.

And DUmmy Bill Pitt is sober.
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: obumazombie on June 12, 2014, 02:22:18 AM
I'm Peter Pan.

I'm Spartacus.

This is a proper poll with a proper selection of responses.
So says Spartacus.
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: 67 Rover on June 12, 2014, 08:55:31 AM
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trumad (36,630 posts)

18. I’m a PhD in economics


Another case of stolen valor.
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: DefiantSix on June 12, 2014, 09:08:57 PM
I'm Spartacus.

This is a proper poll with a proper selection of responses.
So says Spartacus.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exK5E05wZy8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: obumazombie on June 12, 2014, 10:14:52 PM
^I think you may have taken me out of context.
What I get from your post is that you think I'm speaking gibberish.
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: Chris_ on June 12, 2014, 10:31:21 PM
Another case of stolen valor.
Or identity theft.
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: DefiantSix on June 13, 2014, 02:22:46 AM
^I think you may have taken me out of context.
What I get from your post is that you think I'm speaking gibberish.

Nope.  Trumad is the "PhD in Economics"  ::) , you're Spartacus  :cheersmate: and I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Enterprise. :yahoo:
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: obumazombie on June 14, 2014, 09:33:07 AM
Nope.  Trumad is the "PhD in Economics"  ::) , you're Spartacus  :cheersmate: and I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Enterprise. :yahoo:
And BattleHymn is Peter Pan, only as it relates to Trumad having his economics doctorate.
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: Delmar on June 14, 2014, 10:49:58 AM
Did your parents have any children that lived?
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNUVbZV5aig[/youtube]
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 14, 2014, 09:03:41 PM
Now Bob is trying to imitate frickin' Atman, of all people:

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Sat Jun 14, 2014, 11:50 AM

 trumad (36,650 posts)







I'm cutting my cable on Monday.






 Why Monday.

Game of Thrones finishes up the season on Sunday night.

Yep. ..Ater years of having cable I'm giving it up.

Keeping the Brighthouse internet but dropping down from 90 mbps to 60 because I can stream just fine at that speed.
 
I bought Amazon Fire for my streaming device and I gotta say it's awesome. I also subscribe to Netflix and Hulu...so with the combination of Amazon, Netflix, and Hulu...I can watch a he'll of a lot of TV.
 
And...I bought an HD antenna which gets me network shows in real time.

I'm going to save quite a bit of money and feel kind of liberated.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025097436

Then just cancel the service. They have to make a big deal about everything, but this DUmmy is particulary uncreative IMO - unlike Mo.
Title: Re: Ask Trumad Anything
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 14, 2014, 11:20:30 PM

Then just cancel the service. They have to make a big deal about everything

It's a big deal in terms of DUmp cred.

It's like casually mentioning what you just bought at Trader Joe's or Costco.