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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on June 10, 2014, 10:41:54 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018626419
Only a smattering of responses so far, since most primitves likely find their area of expertise too embarrassing to post, even at the DUmp.
Tue Jun 10, 2014, 06:45 PM
Star Member LiberalEsto (20,279 posts)
If you have an area of expertise, what would your title be?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018626337
mine:
LiberalEsto
Liberal Estonian-American
Tue Jun 10, 2014, 07:02 PM
bluedigger (11,889 posts)
1. Square Hole Master.
I've also been known as Master of Wind and Tide, but that was more of an honorific.
Tue Jun 10, 2014, 07:07 PM
Star Member Aristus (33,473 posts)
2. Physician Assistant - Certified. Healthcare for the homeless.
Tue Jun 10, 2014, 07:15 PM
Throd (4,525 posts)
3. POOPT: "Polisher Of Other People's Turds"
otherwise known as Commercial Graphic Designer
POOPT= "Packer of Other People's Turds" is more likely.
Tue Jun 10, 2014, 10:05 PM
a la izquierda (8,592 posts)
8. Assistant professor of history
In other words, overeducated and underpaid, but thankful for a job. Member of the professional left.
This DUmbass uses a Che Guevara avatar, no less.
Tue Jun 10, 2014, 10:19 PM
Star Member femmocrat (16,483 posts)
9. Corgiologist.
I know all about corgis. I can even translate corgi-speak. The dog on this video has a limited vocabulary compared to my three, though!
<some stupid video of a dog>
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Amber hasn't turned up yet to post her area of expertise, but my hopes remain high, since she's been hanging around in The Lounge an awful lot lately.
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nadin is working on her reply.
Three pages so far and still going strong.
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I once learned that regarding an expert...
x is the sum of zero
spurt is a drip under pressure
When you put it all together you get...expert.
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One thing all DUmmies are expert in is "f'n up". :censored:
You have to go no further than looking at their miserable existences to see that.
DUmmies could "f" up an anvil, using a rubber hammer.
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So, one understands dog speak but can't understand plain English.....that's about par for a DUmmie.
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Did any admit that their main expertise is rummaging through government programs for handouts and potential freebies while walking around in a dope induced haze?
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"Whining" should be the #1 response in that survey, but of course they lie, they lie all the time, so it won't be.
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"Whining" should be the #1 response in that survey, but of course they lie, they lie all the time, so it won't be.
How about holding a sign with a lie printed on it, "Will work for food".....more like "Will work you fools".
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Did any admit that their main expertise is rummaging through government programs for handouts and potential freebies while walking around in a dope induced haze?
This is essential training before a lib can be a certified zombie for owebuma.
This particular expertise comes as a natural byproduct of the lib having their arms forward at shoulder level, hands dangling at the wrists, and clutching at any wallet that comes into it's grasp.