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Title: Primitives discuss their area of expertise
Post by: BattleHymn on June 10, 2014, 10:41:54 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018626419

Only a smattering of responses so far, since most primitves likely find their area of expertise too embarrassing to post, even at the DUmp.

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Tue Jun 10, 2014, 06:45 PM
Star Member LiberalEsto (20,279 posts)

If you have an area of expertise, what would your title be?


http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018626337

mine:

LiberalEsto
Liberal Estonian-American

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Tue Jun 10, 2014, 07:02 PM
bluedigger (11,889 posts)
1. Square Hole Master.

I've also been known as Master of Wind and Tide, but that was more of an honorific.

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Tue Jun 10, 2014, 07:07 PM
Star Member Aristus (33,473 posts)
2. Physician Assistant - Certified. Healthcare for the homeless.

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Tue Jun 10, 2014, 07:15 PM
Throd (4,525 posts)
3. POOPT: "Polisher Of Other People's Turds"

otherwise known as Commercial Graphic Designer

POOPT=  "Packer of Other People's Turds" is more likely.

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Tue Jun 10, 2014, 10:05 PM
a la izquierda (8,592 posts)
8. Assistant professor of history

In other words, overeducated and underpaid, but thankful for a job. Member of the professional left.

This DUmbass uses a Che Guevara avatar, no less.   

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Tue Jun 10, 2014, 10:19 PM
Star Member femmocrat (16,483 posts)
9. Corgiologist.

I know all about corgis. I can even translate corgi-speak. The dog on this video has a limited vocabulary compared to my three, though!

<some stupid video of a dog>
 


Title: Re: Primitives discuss their area of expertise
Post by: BattleHymn on June 10, 2014, 10:42:47 PM
Amber hasn't turned up yet to post her area of expertise, but my hopes remain high, since she's been hanging around in The Lounge an awful lot lately. 
Title: Re: Primitives discuss their area of expertise
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 10, 2014, 10:46:04 PM
nadin is working on her reply.

Three pages so far and still going strong.
Title: Re: Primitives discuss their area of expertise
Post by: obumazombie on June 10, 2014, 10:47:52 PM
I once learned that regarding an expert...

x is the sum of zero

spurt is a drip under pressure

When you put it all together you get...expert.
Title: Re: Primitives discuss their area of expertise
Post by: diesel driver on June 11, 2014, 06:56:35 AM
One thing all DUmmies are expert in is "f'n up".   :censored: 

You have to go no further than looking at their miserable existences to see that.

DUmmies could "f" up an anvil, using a rubber hammer.   
Title: Re: Primitives discuss their area of expertise
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 11, 2014, 07:24:37 AM
So, one understands dog speak but can't understand plain English.....that's about par for a DUmmie.
Title: Re: Primitives discuss their area of expertise
Post by: Carl on June 11, 2014, 10:47:10 AM
Did any admit that their main expertise is rummaging through government programs for handouts and potential freebies while walking around in a dope induced haze?
Title: Re: Primitives discuss their area of expertise
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 11, 2014, 10:58:07 AM
"Whining" should be the #1 response in that survey, but of course they lie, they lie all the time, so it won't be.
Title: Re: Primitives discuss their area of expertise
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 11, 2014, 11:02:31 AM
"Whining" should be the #1 response in that survey, but of course they lie, they lie all the time, so it won't be.
How about holding a sign with a lie printed on it, "Will work for food".....more like "Will work you fools".
Title: Re: Primitives discuss their area of expertise
Post by: obumazombie on June 12, 2014, 12:07:07 AM
Did any admit that their main expertise is rummaging through government programs for handouts and potential freebies while walking around in a dope induced haze?
This is essential training before a lib can be a certified zombie for owebuma.
This particular expertise comes as a natural byproduct of the lib having their arms forward at shoulder level, hands dangling at the wrists, and clutching at any wallet that comes into it's grasp.