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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FlippyDoo on June 10, 2014, 08:00:32 PM
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Point 1: Global climate change is detrimental to the environment. I know cause I read it at the DUmp.
Point 2: I read somewhere a long, long time ago that cow farts contributed to global climate change. I’m of the opinion that farts are farts whether from a a four-legged cow or a two-legged one.
Point 3: An old guy who had one of those examines where the doctor runs the camera up the rear said he farted for days afterward which leads me to believe that using an orifice designed as an egress for ingress causes farts.
Point 4: Homosexuals are prone to use the egress orifice for ingress.
Query: If smokers should be taxed to smoke because the act of smoking is detrimental to health, should homosexuals be taxed for homosexualing since it is apparently detrimental to the environment as a result of contributing to global climate change?
By the way, this is for a nooz article that I'm working on for the Fictional Spirit-guide News Network. <---That means I'm a reporter.
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Point 5: Vegans are prone to more "gaseous emissions" than regular people. Shouldn't vegans be taxed more for their "contribution" to Gorebull Warming?
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It all sounds logical to me...
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Point 5: Vegans are prone to more "gaseous emissions" than regular people. Shouldn't vegans be taxed more for their "contribution" to Gorebull Warming?
Very good point, dd. I think we're on the road to finding the revenue to solve this climate change problem.
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Very good point, dd. I think we're on the road to finding the revenue to solve this climate change problem.
Only if we're targeting the Hollyweird 1%ers. The average DUmbass doesn't have sufficient to be able to buy weed AND Cheetos in this horrible 0-conomy.
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Only if we're targeting the Hollyweird 1%ers. The average DUmbass doesn't have sufficient to be able to buy weed AND Cheetos in this horrible 0-conomy.
Watch your mouth! This is the best economy since the days of the great Carter prosperity. Surely the DUmp rump-rangers and vegans can put up some cash. After all, it's for the public good. It's spreading the wealth.
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Healthcare too as being a back door man is a guarantee of needing medical care for a variety of diseases.
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2 things.....one a proposition on yesterdays ballot asking if SC income taxes should be reduced by 1.4% per year until it was no more....passed by a wide margin.
Second.... a transplanted moonbat vegan wrote a letter to the editor of local paper condemning meat production(cow farts) and global warming blah-blah-blah.....then listed all the different plant based "meats" in the store plus diary products. Where does the idiot think diary products come from?
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a transplanted moonbat vegan wrote a letter to the editor of local paper condemning meat production(cow farts) and global warming blah-blah-blah.....then listed all the different plant based "meats" in the store plus diary products. Where does the idiot think diary products come from?
Tofu or unicorns.
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Tofu or unicorns.
I don't know about tofu but I'd say unicorns fart too.
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2 things.....one a proposition on yesterdays ballot asking if SC income taxes should be reduced by 1.4% per year until it was no more....passed by a wide margin.
Second.... a transplanted moonbat vegan wrote a letter to the editor of local paper condemning meat production(cow farts) and global warming blah-blah-blah.....then listed all the different plant based "meats" in the store plus diary products. Where does the idiot think diary products come from?
I wouldn't be a bit surprised if the DUmbass's answer was "the grocery store". :lmao:
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FlippyDoo, your insightful understanding of nadin is uncanny.
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I don't know about tofu but I'd say unicorns fart too.
They're making motor oil out of natural gas, why not cheese and yogurt from unicorn farts... :whistling: