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Title: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2014, 01:31:17 AM
DUmmy mopinko, the heavily inked hypochondriac who has created a public nuisance in her Chicago hellhole neighborhood, has suffered a setback on her path to political power.

Finishing thirteenth in a field of thirteen in her own democrat slum ward will probably put a crimp in her plans for the governor's mansion.

That information is immediately evident. The rest of her post was either written in a drunken stupor, or farmed out to nadin:
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Sat Jun 7, 2014, 11:19 PM
Star Member mopinko (41,230 posts)

bwahahahaa i lost my first election. i lost my seat


on the ward democratic steering committee. i have been on this board for nearly 8 years. elections are usually formalities, uncontested.
this time there were 13 candidates for 12 seats.


there is always a bit of a war between those who value the rules, and those who want everyone to play. i had pounded on a straight up election, and had actually printed up the ballots myself to make sure there were no irregularities.

i know most of these folks but lisa madigan, illinois ag was our guest and we had a nice crowd.
i spent some time working the crowd, campaigning.
a group of the members are nuns from a recently closed catholic high school that was reopened as a charter.

now, i have a pretty nuanced view of charters, but bottom line, as anchors in the community, both an up from the ground k-12 charter and the take over of this building by a hispanic focused charter are important and vibrant.

i was talking to these nuns about their tenants and a guy joined the discussion, singing the usual party song, alec and all. all important stuff, but also unrelated to this particular situation.
this was not that. this is the opposite of that.

anyway, as i defended the rights of parents who have square pegs in this system of round holes, things got hotter. i tried to cool it down, i petted the guy.
but my stance is that i had 5 gifted kids who were poorly served, not on any of the checklists, and needed SOME options.

he asked my who told me my kids were gifted.

it did not go well from there.

out of a room of about 60-70 people i lost by 10 votes.
however, i made a half dozen fast friends.
i have a great story.

and a title has nothing to do with what i will bring to my party.

there were furious post hoc attempts at gerrymandering, and alternate members were added to the structure so that nothing functional would change.

i think i will just get them to make me a committee.
i'm actually pretty focused anyway at marketing and event planning.
this would actually be a little tidier.

but, bwahahahahahahaahahahahah

i actually was not there for the discussion and vote counting, as i was sick. they wanted to call me, but one of the members insisted that she had to deliver it in person.
so now we have a moment for the ages.

i'm so flattered by the lengths that were proposed to keep my on the team.

it is amazing what happens when you get up and do.
and open your yap.

bwwahhahaaahahaahahahahahahaaaahahaaaa
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025064112


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Response to mopinko (Original post)
Sun Jun 8, 2014, 12:17 AM
blkmusclmachine (9,787 posts)
1. You lost me at charter schools.
Duuh.


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Sun Jun 8, 2014, 12:24 AM
Star Member mopinko (41,230 posts)
3. no, i want the right school for all kids, not just those who check the right boxes.

rilly, it is complicated here in chicago.
if you think it is simple, i would be happy to break it all down.
and srsly, i thank du for the refinement of my knowledge of this topic.
Her knowledge comes from the DUmp. Enough said.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2014, 01:44:16 AM
Yep, drunk as a skunk.
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Sun Jun 8, 2014, 12:17 AM
Star Member mopinko (41,230 posts)

pardon bowe bergdahl.


he has been punished enough.
i want a simple pentagon review, a meet with the pres, and an f'ing full ****ing stop to the whole charade.
personally, i would pin a damn medal on him to boot. but

free bowe bergdahl from the right wing.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Chris_ on June 08, 2014, 01:57:13 AM
Stupid cow.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: wasp69 on June 08, 2014, 04:28:28 AM
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Sun Jun 8, 2014, 12:17 AM
Star Member mopinko (41,230 posts)

pardon bowe bergdahl.


he has been punished enough.
i want a simple pentagon review, a meet with the pres, and an f'ing full ****ing stop to the whole charade.
personally, i would pin a damn medal on him to boot. but

free bowe bergdahl from the right wing.

Really?  I'd rather make him your dependent for life, DUmmie.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 08, 2014, 05:34:25 AM
Really?  I'd rather make him your dependent for life, DUmmie.

Making someone dependent on a DUmmy is the same as making the said individual dependent on the taxpayers.  I'll pass.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 08, 2014, 05:39:44 AM
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but my stance is that i had 5 gifted kids who were poorly served,

Uh-huh....   ::)
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 08, 2014, 05:41:33 AM
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Sun Jun 8, 2014, 12:17 AM
Star Member mopinko (41,230 posts)

pardon bowe bergdahl.

he has been punished enough. i want a simple pentagon review, a meet with the pres, and an f'ing full ****ing stop to the whole charade. personally, i would pin a damn medal on him to boot. but
free bowe bergdahl from the right wing.

Sorry.  If only there were thirteen seats......
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: wasp69 on June 08, 2014, 05:48:35 AM
Making someone dependent on a DUmmy is the same as making the said individual dependent on the taxpayers.  I'll pass.

Point is that since she loves his traitor ass so much, she can take of him.

Put her ideology, and money where her mouth is.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 08, 2014, 07:24:49 AM
Point is that since she loves his traitor ass so much, she can take of him.

Put her ideology, and money where her mouth is.

I see your point.  What I mentioned is taking your situation to its' logical conclusion.  DUmmies extol the virtues of being on the government teat.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: USA4ME on June 08, 2014, 08:30:18 AM
Quote from:
mopinko

7. i am the bullworth of the 49th ward

peeing me pants. srsly.

OK


Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Delmar on June 08, 2014, 09:11:50 AM
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Response to ucrdem (Reply #4)Sun Jun 8, 2014, 12:34 AM
Star Member mopinko (41,234 posts)
5. i'm just as happy to be off

there is some freedom there. most of what i do is sort of outside the scope of the whole org bit. it doesnt change anything.
the howling was sweet. i am so flattered.

Like 2007 Father of the Year John Edwards, she's just happy to be off and able to spend more time with her family.  Her gifted family.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: franksolich on June 08, 2014, 09:32:57 AM
Uh oh.

I find myself starting to warm towards mopinko.

But not to worry; she'll inevitaby say something really stupid or crass, after which I'll snap back to seeing her as the hypochondrial primitive.

However, I must say she seems to be taking the loss with good cheer, as if she understands it's no big deal, nothing serious; it's just politics, and there's many things in life more important than politics.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: SVPete on June 08, 2014, 09:49:50 AM
Wow! A 12 in 13 chance of winning a seat and she doesn't? She must really have made herself an ineffective non-entity or a real PITA!
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Big Dog on June 08, 2014, 10:01:42 AM
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Sat Jun 7, 2014, 11:19 PM
Star member The almost-almost-almost-almost-almost-almost-almost-almost-almost-almost-almost-almost-almost re-elected hypochondriacal chicken-loving primitive, whom we shall call "Crazy Chicken Lady" in the interest of brevity (41,230 posts)


had actually printed up the ballots myself

Unfortunately, Mo misspelled her own name, and the Board of Elections refused to allow write-ins for "Crazy Chicken Lady".

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in this system of round holes, things got hotter. i tried to cool it down,

Crazy Chicken Lady was apparently having a hot flash at that point in the meeting.

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i petted the guy.

Under ordinary circumstances, that would be good for one vote anyway, but we are talking about Crazy Chicken Lady here.

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out of a room of about 60-70 people i lost by 10 votes.


Let's see... 70 people, 13 candidates, and Crazy Chicken Lady missed the bus by 10 votes? It sounds like those mean old election officials refused to count the votes by Mo's chicken friends. They didn't believe that "Poultry are People, Too!"

Unfortunately for Mo, the winner's slogan was "A chicken in every pot".

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i'm so flattered by the lengths that were proposed to keep my on the team.

Except for that whole "re-electing" thing.

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peeing me pants. srsly.

I suspect that happens to Crazy Chicken Lady with some frequency.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Big Dog on June 08, 2014, 10:05:18 AM
Wow! A 12 in 13 chance of winning a seat and she doesn't? She must really have made herself an ineffective non-entity or a real PITA!

70 votes total, and she was 10 votes short of the number 12 candidate. It looks like she got one vote - her own. Maybe two, if the guy she petted voted for her, but I doubt it.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Bad Dog on June 08, 2014, 10:10:48 AM
Not only are her "children" gifted, they also lay eggs. 
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: miskie on June 08, 2014, 10:14:07 AM
I figure soon there will be whining about how she was "hacked' and is being 'stalked' because the DUmbo made it easy for anyone to find out who is she and where she lives.

Lets see.. Chicago, 49th ward, Democrat, ended up 13th in a twelve man race.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Big Dog on June 08, 2014, 10:17:49 AM
I figure soon there will be whining about how she was "hacked' and is being 'stalked' because the DUmbo made it easy for anyone to find out who is she and where she lives.

Lets see.. Chicago, 49th ward, Democrat, ended up 13th in a twelve man race.

We already have Crazy Chicken Lady's grid coordinates. She was prominently featured on WGN in a story about crazy people who keep barnyard animals in their rundown tenements.

franksolich has her on The List, but hasn't put an asterisk next to her name.   Yet.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 08, 2014, 10:25:49 AM
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i had 5 gifted kids who were poorly served,

Judging by your inability to spell or capitalize words, I have to take your claims of them being 'Gifted' with a few grains of salt, and by the way, 'Gifted child' does not really just mean that someone gave the kid to you.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2014, 11:17:21 AM

However, I must say she seems to be taking the loss with good cheer, as if she understands it's no big deal, nothing serious.
I don't know, coach.

I sort of thought she took the loss with a blood alcohol content somewhere north of .200%.

(Nice avatar.)
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: franksolich on June 08, 2014, 11:34:33 AM
I don't know, coach.

I sort of thought she took the loss with a blood alcohol content somewhere north of .200%.

(Nice avatar.)

The story behind that is that Atman wrote me swearing he's never owned a tan suit.

Well, okay then.  That's not Atman, so I can use it without qualms.

Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2014, 12:01:36 PM
The story behind that is that Atman wrote me swearing he's never owned a tan suit.

So he rented it. That's even worse.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Dori on June 08, 2014, 12:31:37 PM
She's been busy in the 49th ward.

She even got to talk to her hero, Bernie Sanders, at a local Irish saloon

 :rotf:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025064162

Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2014, 12:37:04 PM
She's been busy in the 49th ward.

She even got to talk to her hero, Bernie Sanders, at a local Irish saloon

But she's so drunk from her ward heeler loss, her account makes no sense.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Dori on June 08, 2014, 12:52:01 PM
But she's so drunk from her ward heeler loss, her account makes no sense.

I'm guessing drunk is the operative word. 

She accidentally "stumbled" into an "Irish saloon" where she unexpectedly found Bernie Sanders.  She said she was "in a good mood", was "noisy" and she would have been noisier, except that her whistle was "dry"...... :rofl:





Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2014, 12:58:57 PM
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She accidentally "stumbled" into an "Irish saloon" where she unexpectedly found Bernie Sanders.

It was either Bernie Sanders or some other old guy with white hair.

This reminds me of when Pitt was hitting on Kevin Spacey.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 08, 2014, 01:26:39 PM
Stumbled onto Bernie Sanders, hah?  He looks like half the old drunken Communists in America, most likely he just told her he was Bernie Sanders.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 08, 2014, 03:15:00 PM
She has 5 gifted kids......OK who gave the crazy woman 5 kids?
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Big Dog on June 08, 2014, 03:21:02 PM
She has 5 gifted kids......OK who gave the crazy woman 5 kids?

5 really drunk men from the Irish saloon.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Tess Anderson on June 08, 2014, 05:40:19 PM
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Response to wildeyed (Reply #9)

Sun Jun 8, 2014, 01:14 PM

 mopinko (41,239 posts)

10. thank you for the witness sister tiger.


bwahaha. we have to meet some day.

i have been arguing this stuff on the local blogs. after a couple of long winded rants, i started signing them tiger mom.
 i'm looking at my next tat. my weirdo and i are getting 21st and 60th birthday tats.
 got 3 big ones now. all mother daughter things. my girls have some amazing ink.
 
i might just c/p this post to my local board if you dont mind. you said it very well. that should be the goal.
 
and du, yeah, i got blocked (then unblocked) from the ed forum, and everyone there has me on ignore, anyway.
 

 :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: obumazombie on June 08, 2014, 05:48:38 PM
Not only are her "children" gifted, they also lay eggs.
I "rilly" like Chris_'s post.
But yours gets post of the day.
rilly
And by rilly I don't mean...
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rilly, it is complicated here in chicago.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: franksolich on June 08, 2014, 07:05:35 PM
:mental:

This is digusting, especially given her age.

The mopinko primitive isn't getting any younger, and so she shouldn't be destroying the last fading vestiges of aesthetics she has.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/M-N-O/mopink2_zpse9270096.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/M-N-O/mopink2_zpse9270096.jpg.html)
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: I_B_Perky on June 08, 2014, 07:10:28 PM
Judging by your inability to spell or capitalize words, I have to take your claims of them being 'Gifted' with a few grains of salt, and by the way, 'Gifted child' does not really just mean that someone gave the kid to you.

They got past the third grade... that is gifted in her family.   :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Dori on June 08, 2014, 07:37:05 PM
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i'm looking at my next tat. my weirdo and i are getting 21st and 60th birthday tats.
 got 3 big ones now. all mother daughter things. my girls have some amazing ink.

I told my daughters if they got tats I was writing them out of the will.

Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Chris_ on June 08, 2014, 07:40:04 PM
I'm so glad to see DUmmies contribute to the downward slide of society.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2014, 08:34:54 PM
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my girls have some amazing ink.

Most gifted women have amazing ink, don't they?
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 08, 2014, 08:43:20 PM
(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/M-N-O/mopink2_zpse9270096.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/M-N-O/mopink2_zpse9270096.jpg.html)

That is one ugly-ass design, even by shitty tat standards.  I am pretty good with graphics, but I have no idea what it's supposed to be...looks like an ovary with part of the tube attached, walking on two legs and extending five very-poorly-rendered arms upward for government largesse, all with no head...so not entirely inappropriate for her...
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 09, 2014, 05:29:08 AM
Stumbled onto Bernie Sanders, hah?  He looks like half the old drunken Communists in America, most likely he just told her he was Bernie Sanders.

What happened, DAT, is that she stumbled into a KFC and ran into a Colonel Sanders lookalike.  She thought it was Bernie. :stoner:
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: obumazombie on June 09, 2014, 06:42:18 AM
Mo needs some mentoring by the neckbeard.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 09, 2014, 08:39:32 AM
What happened, DAT, is that she stumbled into a KFC and ran into a Colonel Sanders lookalike.  She thought it was Bernie. :stoner:

I read that and thought (First) "Well, both Harlan and Bernie ARE brain-dead," but then I thought maybe some wouldn't know that Harlan had passed away some time ago and would misconstrue it, and (Second) "Hey, what about the accent?" but then I realized she's so f*@king stupid that she would think it was Bernie, sharing a private joke with her and mocking all those stupid Red Staters, even if he told her his name," so you could be right.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Gina on June 09, 2014, 09:40:46 AM
Wow! A 12 in 13 chance of winning a seat and she doesn't? She must really have made herself an ineffective non-entity or a real PITA!

Right! especially being on it for 8 years?
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Gina on June 09, 2014, 09:42:06 AM
This is digusting, especially given her age.

The mopinko primitive isn't getting any younger, and so she shouldn't be destroying the last fading vestiges of aesthetics she has.

(http://i949.photobucket.com/albums/ad335/photoatcc/M-N-O/mopink2_zpse9270096.jpg) (http://s949.photobucket.com/user/photoatcc/media/M-N-O/mopink2_zpse9270096.jpg.html)

Does she have beard stubble?  :o
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: 67 Rover on June 09, 2014, 12:58:58 PM
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Sun Jun 8, 2014, 12:24 AM
Star Member mopinko (41,230 posts)
3. no, i want the right school for all kids, not just those who check the right boxes.

rilly, it is complicated here in chicago.
if you think it is simple, i would be happy to break it all down.
and srsly, i thank du for the refinement of my knowledge of this topic.

Is the right box the Native American box a la Fauxcahontis? It worked out well for her but unfortunately not so much for the actual Native American she displaced at Harvard.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 09, 2014, 01:38:02 PM
Being the bottom of the class is one thing but would this classify MoPinko as a dropout?
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: hillneck on June 09, 2014, 05:21:27 PM
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Sat Jun 7, 2014, 11:19 PM
Star Member mopinko (41,230 posts)
out of a room of about 60-70 people i lost by 10 votes.
however, i made a half dozen fast friends.

Still lost, by 1 or 100 votes, you're still a loser.  Then again you do hang out in DUmmieland.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 09, 2014, 05:23:55 PM
Still lost, by 1 or 100 votes, you're still a loser.  Then again you do hang out in DUmmieland.

But, said DUmmy got half a dozen votes. ::)
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: Carl on June 09, 2014, 05:44:26 PM
But, said DUmmy got half a dozen votes. ::)

Which creates a mathematical impossibility.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2014, 06:36:13 PM
But, said DUmmy got half a dozen votes.

That's sad, because she voted more times than that.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 09, 2014, 06:55:35 PM
That's sad, because she voted more times than that.

Carl, I think GOBUCKS is onto something here.
Title: Re: DUmmy mopinko Loses A Squeaker - Thirteenth Place In A Field Of Thirteen
Post by: obumazombie on June 09, 2014, 10:57:46 PM
All I can say is...rilly ?