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Title: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 06, 2014, 10:56:15 PM
This must have been one boring, stupid DUmmy.

Nearly eleven thousand posts, and I can't remember even one.
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Fri Jun 6, 2014, 09:13 PM
Star Member arely staircase (10,723 posts)

GOODBYE FRIENDS AND FOES ALIKE


this is not a hate this place goodbye. I wish all of you the best. But real life is closing in and I am going to spend all my time trying to deal with what remains. Be kind to one another and especially yourselves.

Adios

Arely
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025060155#post12

Don't you love a drama queen departure by someone you did not even know had arrived?
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on June 06, 2014, 11:09:00 PM
Don't you love a drama queen departure by someone you did not even know had arrived?

Ain't that the truth.
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: Dori on June 06, 2014, 11:16:36 PM
This must have been one boring, stupid DUmmy.

Nearly eleven thousand posts, and I can't remember even one.http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025060155#post12

Don't you love a drama queen departure by someone you did not even know had arrived?

There was another unknown one recently that departed the same way.

Maybe the Soylent Green truck has arrived at the dump.
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on June 07, 2014, 06:13:57 AM
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Fri Jun 6, 2014, 09:13 PM
Star Member arely staircase (10,723 posts)

GOODBYE FRIENDS AND FOES ALIKE

this is not a hate this place goodbye. I wish all of you the best. But real life is closing in and I am going to spend all my time trying to deal with what remains. Be kind to one another and especially yourselves.

Adios

Arely

Sounds like this (D)Ummy is taking that last trip down the stairs soon.

Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: diesel driver on June 07, 2014, 06:41:29 AM
Sounds like this (D)Ummy is taking that last trip down the stairs soon.

I hope he/she/its pushed off the top of the stairs of the Empire State Building.
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: dane on June 07, 2014, 07:11:53 AM
All of the DUmmies' GBCW posts are written as if DU (and other forums) are important.  They aren't, but for many of the DUmmies posting on them takes up a tremendous amount of time - both at home and (for a very few) at work. The 'work ones' can be found with the occasional 'NSFW' warning or 'can't get pics on work computer' or some such.

And, they think it matters to someone that they depart.
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on June 07, 2014, 09:25:13 AM
And, they think it matters to someone that they depart.

Yeah, that's what gets me.

I will admit I sort of miss some primitives who depart (but usually they're not the ones who announce they're leaving; they just sort of go away quietly without notice), but really, nobody's indispensable, including of course myself.

However, I'm vain enough--being human--that I've made arrangements for perpetuation of franksolich if something unfortunate were to befall me.  I already asked the administrators a long time ago that in case of my demise, it not be announced in a public forum, that it be kept a secret.

And then they're to assign the screen-name "franksolich" to some other member so as to seamlessly perpetuate the Scourge of the Primitives, without the primitives having the slightest idea.
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: hillneck on June 07, 2014, 09:31:53 AM
I don't understand the DUmmies need to broadcast the fact that they're not going to post anymore.  I assume it's their need for everlasting drama in their lives. 
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 07, 2014, 11:44:33 AM
This is kinda like that semi-regular at a bar that no one really knew who suddenly declares that they are never coming back again.  Followed by comments by patrons such as "Who was that dude anyway?". And the bartender will retort "doesn't matter, he was a pain in the ass and didn't tip well".
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: franksolich on June 07, 2014, 11:46:51 AM
This is kinda like that semi-regular at a bar that no one really knew who suddenly declares that they are never coming back again.

Congratulations, sir.

You just made the 500,000th comment in the DUmpster.
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 07, 2014, 11:49:34 AM
Congratulations, sir.

You just made the 500,000th comment in the DUmpster.

Thanks Frank.  I'll add that to my resume.  :-)
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 07, 2014, 02:49:58 PM
Sounds like this (D)Ummy is taking that last trip down the stairs soon.

I don't think so.  It sounds as if someone close to the DUmmy is dying--maybe its' means of support (a parent)--and it's mad that it'll have to be the executor of the estate.
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 07, 2014, 04:05:24 PM
This must have been one boring, stupid DUmmy.

Nearly eleven thousand posts, and I can't remember even one.http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025060155#post12

Don't you love a drama queen departure by someone you did not even know had arrived?

She probably come back and be posting. That is usually the case.
Title: Re: Obscure DUmmy Bids Farewell To The DUmp
Post by: fatboy on June 07, 2014, 06:34:50 PM
I hope he/she/its pushed off the top of the stairs of the Empire State Building.

That DUmmy is either a "he-she" or an "it". I'm almost certiain that that individual is actually an it.