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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tess Anderson on June 05, 2014, 04:42:26 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018624018
Tue Jun 3, 2014, 08:59 PM
mopinko (41,213 posts)
well, my day sucked. yours?
not gonna bore you. typical post matrimonial bullshit.
got a sierra nevada torpedo here. that helps. ($10/six here too. good deal for such good beer. )
and:
Response to mopinko (Original post)
Thu Jun 5, 2014, 10:38 AM
mopinko (41,213 posts)
15. well, yesterday wasnt much better.
sick on top of it all. think my gallbladder is brewing.
yuck.
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comment 2464:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2450
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Coach claims she has every ailment known, including an enlarged prostate.
But DUmmy mopinko, whose diseases probably stem from the filth she lives in, is an Olympic athlete compared to her daughter:
Sun Jun 2, 2013, 09:43 PM
Star Member mopinko (41,213 posts)
porphyria?
never heard of it till the other day when my baby- aged 20, was told that she might have it. the kid has been sick since she was 9, dx'd w/crohn's, and had the strangest collection of symptoms/problems/dx's that there ever was.
she was sent to an allergist because she was breaking out from the sun. after looking over her whole medical record, which is about 2 gig, and looking at her skin, etc, said she thought this might be it. after her looking into it, she also found several oddball things that finally made sense.
they are waiting for her to break out again, and they will biopsy the bumps. after that probably genetic testing.
her older sister and i are both almost as messed up as she is, and we have figured for a long time it is genetic.
I thought "porphyria" was killing off the honeybees or starfish or something.
Anyway, it's caused by Fukushima.
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Coach claims she has every ailment known, including an enlarged prostate.
But DUmmy mopinko, whose diseases probably stem from the filth she lives in, is an Olympic athlete compared to her daughter:
I thought "porphyria" was killing off the honeybees or starfish or something.
Anyway, it's caused by Fukushima.
Actually, it's a blood disorder that drove George III insane.
I'll bet she'd just been reading a biography of him, or a history of the American Revolution, and got the idea from there.
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I'll bet she'd just been reading a biography of him, or a history of the American Revolution, and got the idea from there.
I think I'd take that bet.
If there's a book in her house, it would be several feet down in the accumulated garbage and filth she's hoarded, probably underneath a layer of dead cats.
And it wouldn't be a biography of King George III.
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I think I'd take that bet.
If there's a book in her house, it would be several feet down in the accumulated garbage and filth she's hoarded, probably underneath a layer of dead cats.
And it wouldn't be a biography of King George III.
Well, okay, maybe she saw something on that History channel on television.
The deal about hypochondriacs is that they're very susceptible to suggestion.
During the heyday of the Reader's Digest, say circa 1950-1970, when that publication was inventing a new disease or affliction each month, at least in small towns hospitals, clinics, and physicians noticed an uptick in patient complaints corresponding with what that magazine had described that month.
My late oldest sister, God rest her soul, was a hypochondriac, and eerily at least physically the mopinko primitive's a carbon copy of her, minus of course mopinko's body-mutilating tattoos and pierced ears. Other than that, they could've almost been twins.
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She should start a begging campaign. I'm sure the primitives would be happy to cover her frequent hospital visits. Who knows, it might even cover the trip to the specialist on the other side of the country.
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Is this the one who hates men and her husband moved out?
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Sun Jun 2, 2013, 09:43 PM
Star Member mopinko (41,213 posts)
porphyria?
never heard of it till the other day when my baby- aged 20, was told that she might have it. the kid has been sick since she was 9, dx'd w/crohn's, and had the strangest collection of symptoms/problems/dx's that there ever was.
she was sent to an allergist because she was breaking out from the sun. after looking over her whole medical record, which is about 2 gig, and looking at her skin, etc, said she thought this might be it. after her looking into it, she also found several oddball things that finally made sense.
they are waiting for her to break out again, and they will biopsy the bumps. after that probably genetic testing.
her older sister and i are both almost as messed up as she is, and we have figured for a long time it is genetic.
Was mopinko a drug user during her pregnancy 20-21 years ago?
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Was mopinko a drug user during her pregnancy 20-21 years ago?
Rhetorical question I presume?
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Was mopinko a drug user during her pregnancy 20-21 years ago?
Unknown, but if mokinko's mom was a drug swilling hippie about 50 years ago... :whistling:
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Was mopinko a drug user during her pregnancy 20-21 years ago?
Is this one of the five "gifted" kids?
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For some DUmmies and their families it's a long, hard, road to the disability gravy train.
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I'm not a hypochondriac but I have all the symptoms.