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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: landofconfusion80 on June 05, 2014, 07:40:23 AM
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Gather round children! Gather round! Listen to the tale of a great thinker, who by covering that back of his conveyance with political sloagans is changing the world, one angry Rethug after another!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025052104 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025052104)
MarianJack (7,789 posts)
My "Close Encounter Of The Turd Kind" With A teabagger Yesterday.
Hi. My job is working in Community Support with adults with mental illnesses. I take them out into the community so they can do the things they want to do, enjoy doing or need to do. It Does NOT pay much, but, at the same time, it's also not a very difficult job to do and I like it.
My car's back is loaded with bumper stickers touting my beliefs. I have Obama stickers from 2008 ND 2012, Ready for Hillary, ACLU, pro ACA, Michaud for Governor, Shenna Bellows for Senate ( ), and, last but not least, an old sticker that says "When Bush Took Office Gas was $1.46".
Yesterday, I was driving my client back to the office so he could fix his lunch and a van pulled next to me and the guy started shouting something to me that I couldn't hear. At the light I pulled next to him and asked what he said and he asked how I felt when gas was $3.75 under Obama. I told him that I felt a hell of a lot better then than when it was $4.29 under George W Shithead. He said that at least Shithead kept us safe and I said that about 3000 American families didn't feel safe while Bush read "My Pet Goat" as their loved ones burned to death. He said that Obama was a Kenyan socialist and I told him to take it back to his teabagger rally and that there should be one starting in about 14 seconds and put my window up. I can only deal with just so much idiocy in one dose. I'm surprised that I didn't hear that we had to "fight'em over there before we had to fight'em over here"!
I know that the teabaggers are still out there and, newsflash, they are NEVER going away! That doesn't mean that I have to let their drivel go unanswered OR that I have to respect them in the least. Our local Democratic Chairlady points out that the teabaggers' beliefs are sincere. I always counter that by saying that the beliefs of the Salem witch hunters were sincere also...and THEY were BS, too!
That's my 2 cents...and quite possibly overpriced at that!
PEACE!
That's quite the conversation to have at a stoplight!
brucefan (803 posts)
4. Good on You
But,be careful out there.Some of these Teapeople can turn violent.Or at the very least you can get your car keyed,which happened to me once.Progressive bumper stickers can really piss them off.
It's probably all the people you owe money to and not so much the stickers... just saying...
CurtEastPoint (5,107 posts)
3. Snark questions: Was the t-bagger older and was his van a POS?
That's usually what I've deduced about their demographics and economic backgrounds. Why they fight against their own self interests...
Wait... I thought the evil right drove mercedes fueled by the tears of the 99%?
Scarsdale (36 posts)
5. M.J.
Remember, "You Can's Fix Stupid" Some people are so set in their beliefs, supported by Faux Snooze, that is a waste of time trying to get through to them. Surprised the guy did not yell "Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi" at you. They are STILL flogging that dead horse, so I guess the money they are paid to do so must be good.The gop and tb'ers can not accept that we have a highly intelligent, thoughtful BLACK President. Apart from that, he won both times, without dirty tricks!!
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4MTQVMatW0[/youtube]
Sancho (2,807 posts)
6. You reminded me of a similar account...
In the late 90's I was at a stop light when a very young man in uniform saw my bumper stickers and rolled down his window. He said, "Everyone in my platoon voted for Bush. He'll protect the country." I said, "He'll probably start a war and you'll change your mind then! I'm old enough to remember Vietnam, and you really don't know what you're talking about...but tell me what you think 10 years from now."
I've always wondered what happened to that guy.
My father went to college on the GI Bill after WWII, was a Major in the army, and was as conservative as you could get, but after Korea and Vietnam...he changed. He hated it when I burned my draft card, etc. but towards the end of his life he really started questioning the fake wars and growing military. He was seriously worried about the growth of the CIA and FBI.
Most of these tea baggers are the product of years of propaganda, social conditioning, and misinformation.
Thanks for doing the job you do too!
Project much?
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OMG that is such a bouncy. He hit on every stereotypical "Tea Party" argument that they say the Tea Party spouts :rotf:
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I doubt DUmbass's car would get keyed.
Keying it would increase its value, especially if one of tbe DUmbass's stickers was damaged. Only problem then would be the comprimised structural integrety of said DUmbass's car.
When I see a car with stickers like that on it, it may as well have a neon sign on top flashing the messages: "Driver Is A DUmbass."
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MarianJack (7,789 posts)
and, last but not least, an old sticker that says "When Bush Took Office Gas was $1.46".
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At the light I pulled next to him and asked what he said and he asked how I felt when gas was $3.75 under Obama. I told him that I felt a hell of a lot better then than when it was $4.29 under George W
Hey, DUmbass.....
Average gas prices—December 15, 2008 (Guess who took office for the first time in January 2009)
Regular gasoline/gallon $1.66
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2008/12/average-gas-prices-december-15-2008/index.htm
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So...lost the debate at the light and rolled up your window, eh...?
:rotf:
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an old sticker that says "When Bush Took Office Gas was $1.46".
How stupid are you? That is one sticker you really, really do not want to have on your POS car. Energy costs have been crippling people ever since bozo took office, and now he wants to make them skyrocket even more.
Also, the sticker can be interpreted as "Wasn't it great when Bush was in office??"
Damn DUmmies. But thanks for the bouncy.
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So...lost the debate at the light and rolled up your window, eh...?
:rotf:
Most work the DUmmie had done in years.
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Hi. My job is working in Community Support with adults with mental illnesses. I take them out into the community so they can do the things they want to do, enjoy doing or need to do. It Does NOT pay much, but, at the same time, it's also not a very difficult job to do and I like it.
My car's back is loaded with bumper stickers touting my beliefs. I have Obama stickers from 2008 ND 2012, Ready for Hillary, ACLU, pro ACA, Michaud for Governor, Shenna Bellows for Senate ( ), and, last but not least, an old sticker that says "When Bush Took Office Gas was $1.46".
Sounds like you should be the passenger not the driver.
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Sounds like you should be the passenger not the driver.
to be fair... would any other kind of person actually be willing to travel around in a rolling Obama billboard?
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brucefan (803 posts)
4. Good on You
But,be careful out there.Some of these Teapeople can turn violent.Or at the very least you can get your car keyed,which happened to me once.Progressive bumper stickers can really piss them off.
Why do the mentally ill have such a hard time with adding spaces after punctuation? This is not isolated; UGP had the same issue and I've seen it in others as well.
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CurtEastPoint (5,107 posts)
3. Snark questions: Was the t-bagger older and was his van a POS?
That's usually what I've deduced about their demographics and economic backgrounds.
If this word in red was replaced with an ethnicity then that whole statement would be wrong very bad, right?
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My car's back is loaded with bumper stickers touting my beliefs. I have Obama stickers from 2008 ND 2012, Ready for Hillary, ACLU, pro ACA, Michaud for Governor, Shenna Bellows for Senate ( ), and, last but not least, an old sticker that says "When Bush Took Office Gas was $1.46".
(http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w556/Doriville/obamacar_zps8c948153.jpg) (http://s1329.photobucket.com/user/Doriville/media/obamacar_zps8c948153.jpg.html)
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I was driving my client back to the office
It must have been a weed transaction.
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:rotf:
You know, I have NEVER had anything like this happen to me when I was stopped at a red light. That lardass just works for the mentally ill and he calls them "clients"?
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comment 2463:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2450
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A fail, right from the start:
MarianJack (7,789 posts)
My "Close Encounter Of The Turd Kind" With A teabagger Yesterday.
Hi.
All bouncies start with "So.". ZERO bongs.
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My conversations at traffic lights are much shorter. The one today was typical.
A log hauler truck let me into traffic from a side street. As soon as I got in front of him I got into the next lane over, which is a left turn lane at the traffic light.
We both stopped - me to turn left, him to go straight. I looked up at him from my Jeep w/ no top, stuck my thumb up and said 'thank you'. He looked down at me, gave a small wave, a nod, and a smile.
No cops came from the bushes.